Optimum price.
Hornybutbroke
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Impressive punts for me. Remembering great times.
My wallets happy though now.
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Optimum price.
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My wallets happy though now.
two of my favourite things - spreadsheets and punting.
Hornybutbroke
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Get your next punt to dress as an accountant
And just start reading me financial statements? Fuck that’s hot
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Maybe if you book with Sahara she can do a bit of study and give you some dirty talk. By reciting some useful excel formulas and functions to go with the financial statements.
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Sex forum lads trip to Thailand with Squidward as the local tour guide. If you are newish to punting what over seas punts are you thinking? Somewhere around Asia?
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"Dear punter, your budget suggest your cash flows allow for an additional service.
Your may also build good will asset by giving additional tips to ensure the long term return in quality of current and future service. Rather than seeing it as an expenses, you should consider this action as purchase of long term fix assets
Not to mention, this action will make me, your accountant... Very happy."
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Boner... Why?
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Amsterdam & somewhere else in europe for me
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Maybe i’ll swing on by japan too! (i definitely will but im just saying maybe so i don’t look like the asian wine has already hooked me)
Stay sober in Thailand or your dork might end up some dood by mistake . Looking at instagram and the young girls on the streets thats where I would go even though very expensive
Interesting discussion - my issue is I can't last 7 days, 6 is my maximum. The desperation-craving starts on day 6 and can lead to bad decisions. It's annoying because weekly rosters seem to favour the ends of the week.
45 min sessions are standard for me; but I like longer sessions with my dream girl
45 min sessions are standard for me; but I like longer sessions with my dream girl
Hornybutbroke
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Had a Quick Look at some Japanese escort sites. Didnt realise Penile penetrative sex is illegal. How do you get around that one when booking ?
Hornybutbroke
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Bring a wad of $5 notes. Spread it on the bed and have your punt on them. Leave it as a tip if you want. Could be an interesting stimulant.
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Massagey where the pene is a extramando?
I should not read this in my downtime days... tempted to go to CDB now. But yes, I would like that very much... which is weird because I don't work anywhere near the finance industry.
think short term sugar babes. It's illegal but it's also pretty much ignored unless directly caught is my understanding. You "donate" and go to a love motel with a "girlfriend". They seem pretty open about the men's health clinics though, which only advertises BJs but what happens behind closed doors who knows.
*edit* I think H3Kevin's version is probably more accurate.
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Because, you pay for other service.
Then after spending some time with the girl, she found that she likes you and F you, which isn't part of her job description nor what you paid for.
That's how they got around it.
You didn't pay for the sex, you pay for the shower together, the girl just bonded with you and decided to have casual sex with you.
The police have no jurisdiction in telling a girl who she can have sex with at work.
vlookup? any girl can do that. Let me show you my pivot table daddy.
ok so Sahara is Debs right...?
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I dont know her and have never booked a session. @Sahara looks like you might have a potential future customer.
