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A bait and switch story

A bait and switch story
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Reading @sbq posts rejigged a memory that I thought I'd share. Maybe a few of you might get a chuckle or a bit of entertainment out of this post.

It was about 3 years ago and me was very horny. Found an escort on locanto who looked good. Did my checks, reverse image check etc and didn't come up with any obvious red flags. She was located at a motel opposite Riccarton mall. I arrived, knocked on the door and it was answered by a completely different chick. I was catfished and I didn't like what I saw!

She tried hard to lure me into her room, looking back it could have been a setup where I might have gotted jumped! I pulled the old 'I left my wallet in the car' trick. This is where things escalated. This chick started following me! Well my dumb ass parked in the motel carpark. Not wanting her to follow me to my car or see what I was driving, I (power) walked out of the motel carpark and along Riccarton road.

This crazy chick still following me, yelling shit at me like 'come back' 'I'm sorry' I'll give you a discount'. This continued for about 300-400 metres. This chick just wouldn't stop man lol. I approached a rather large contruction site on Riccarton road. Thinking surely she wouldnt follow me in there I walked into the site. Well how wrong as I!

I ran into the site, dunno what my strategy was, think I was hoping just to hide there for a bit and she would lose interest lol. She kept following me into the site still yelling, I hit a dead end. Hearing her getting closer I had no choice but to jump a big ass fence back onto Riccarton road (thank god for my athleticism). Finally having shaken her, I sprinted her back to my car and beelined out of there real quick.

The thrill of having escaped this psycho while I was driving home was something else. I guess I still got off that night just not in the way I was expecting. 😂
 
The only comparable episode I had was via the phone txt messaging, saying they have another girl or 'I give you good discount!'. Yeh you have to be very careful where you park. Even last week when I was searching, the handler asked where I was, like if I was at the motel parking lot. I was waiting for the room # reply but the response was "Where are you?". Then another txt saying, "ok i'm coming out". Not knowing if it was the handler and his thugs coming out with bats and sticks I maintained my distance away from the motel. The final reply was, the lady I was after was busy with a client, so I left.

I prefer the case where they think you are a prospecting customer, get you in the door, and then you talk turkey. Then they realise i'm not interested and start to get angry and annoyed, this is the point where you have to exit the door ASAP and high tail out of the motel. But you're right, when you actually park IN the motel parking lot, your options are limited.

I'll have to say your experience was classic (y)
 
Mine was also a locanto "girl"...?_ first ever punt when my marriage broke up. Photos were a size 10 blonde in her 20's in Shirley about 8 years ago now. Arranged an hour with the works. I should have driven on when i pulled up outside a dodgy set of council flats. But was new to it and knew no better. Door was opened by a grannie...no auntie...close to 60 and looked every day of it. Size 10? Like the age at least double...i was frozen inside the door. Got dragged into the bedroom, absolute mess, full asstray both sides of the bed. Told me to undress and flopped on the bed, spread her legs exposing a white haired mess and asked me if i wantwd to lick it....hell no!!!
Made up a story saying i had to cut my booking short. She said for same money she would give me 30 min bj with ***. I thought ok sure....i thought i wasnt going to get hard let alone cum....after 20 minutes of her trying i got enough blood in there to blow...then i thought she was gonna puke all over me as she took my load.....then i was dressed and bolted home to scrub myself clean.
 
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This is a great story and one that will be forever etched into the memory bank. Can you post this into the funny stories thread that was created?

I was hoping that it would kick on, but if it doesn't I would enjoy reading all of the funny stuff we punters get up to during our journeys all in one location so stuff like this doesn't get lost over time.
 
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OK, so this is not related to Christchurch, but is related to B&S or at the very least posting profiles of the same girl in two different cities.

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The first 2 profiles are the same girl, boosted at the same time (a few minutes apart) but one working in Nelson and the other in Invercargill. They look something like the third profile, Linda. I have seen Linda and she is exactly like her pictures displayed (advertises as Nana on NZG). But it is possible that the Julia profile showing for Invercargill might be Linda...that is if you book Julia, Linda answers the door as they could pass for one another.
 
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Linda is well worth the time and the dollars. Not young and not cheap...you might have to change your style @sbq if you want to have a good time 🤣

Ie dont be a vain cheap bugger and you will have a damn good time with Linda. She is back in town mid Jan she was saying when i asked
 
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When they say Singapore, Malaysia, Taiwan, (sometimes even Korean & Japanese) they are all Chinese.
When I meet girls and asked them, they are all Chinese.

I think they knew Chinese reputation may not be good. We are ok with Chinese but we don't like B&S which happens for many Chinese sws.
 
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I'm so grateful that we all agree Linda is top quality. Age is not a concern but when I walk into a room that is a B&S, there is only 1 thing worse than having poor service with a young swr, and that is poor service with an OLD aunty swr.

My style has always been trying to find top quality in an industry (in Christchurch) that has mostly been low quality. When Linda arrives, believe me i'm going for VIP++

The handler is not good in posting her profile online when she is not even in town for another 2 weeks. Maybe he's trying to drum up pre-warning giving punters time to shore up enough $$ to see her.

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I do the same thing by asking if they're from China. Blame the handler.
 
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The thing is the handler in most cases manages the account and the girl does not have access to it. So all the details including profile words, pictures, availability, location etc are controlled by the handler. The handlers do not want the girls having direct access to the punters otherwise they might get cut out of the transaction.

Of course this is harder and riskier to do if there are multiple girls in the same house and the handler resides there too. Often in these situations the girl is required to take the money to their handler before the booking commences. Though as a punter we can always book the cheapest 1 hour service and then upsell in the room directly with the girl, so the girl pockets the difference and the handler is none the wiser. Though no doubt the handlers are not oblivious to the tricks of the trade.

If the girl is working remote/touring then it is trickier for the handler. Again I would suggest booking the cheapest 1 hour service which the handler sees in the booking process, and then upsell in the room and the girl gets the commission. Rather the girl doing all the work gets the cream (no pun intended).
 
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It is certainly common for ethnic Chinese to list semi-random countries, including Korea and Japan. However, a few do actually have passports from Singapore, Taiwan, Macau, Hong Kong, etc. (and of course, some have Australian or New Zealand passports). The ones with non-PRC passports tend to be more independent, as they can just turn up as a tourist.
 
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