A Look Back at the Year That Was …on Sexforum
AbsoulteCNTT
Contributor
If there’s one thing Sexforum delivered this year, it wasn’t peace — it was entertainment at its best.
What began as a review site somehow evolved into a daily soap opera, complete with recurring characters, plot twists, and the same argument replayed in different fonts. On one side: the punters, armed with strong opinions, selective memory, and a belief that one booking makes them an expert in the entire industry. On the other: the sex workers, fluent in facts, boundaries, and the fine art of calmly explaining the obvious… again.
The fights followed a familiar rhythm.
Punter posts a “review” that’s actually a short story.
Sex worker responds with reality.
Someone yells “freedom of speech.”
Someone else yells “that’s not a review.”
Cue popcorn.
Threads derailed faster than Auckland traffic in the rain. A simple question like “How was the service?” somehow became a 40-reply debate on entitlement, pricing, grooming standards, and whether a wink emoji constitutes consent.
Yet somehow, despite the chaos — or maybe because of it — people kept coming back. Because Sexforum wasn’t just a review site this year. It was community theatre. Raw, unfiltered, occasionally unhinged, but never boring.
So here’s to another year of dramatic exits, heroic flounces, recycled arguments, and the eternal punter vs sex worker standoff. Same forum, same fights — just different usernames.
Entertainment at its best.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year — keep safe over the holidays.
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Hopefully next year we find a happy medium, realise we’re all human, and remember the forum is for reviews — not WWE try-outs. Dare to dream.
What began as a review site somehow evolved into a daily soap opera, complete with recurring characters, plot twists, and the same argument replayed in different fonts. On one side: the punters, armed with strong opinions, selective memory, and a belief that one booking makes them an expert in the entire industry. On the other: the sex workers, fluent in facts, boundaries, and the fine art of calmly explaining the obvious… again.
The fights followed a familiar rhythm.
Punter posts a “review” that’s actually a short story.
Sex worker responds with reality.
Someone yells “freedom of speech.”
Someone else yells “that’s not a review.”
Cue popcorn.
Threads derailed faster than Auckland traffic in the rain. A simple question like “How was the service?” somehow became a 40-reply debate on entitlement, pricing, grooming standards, and whether a wink emoji constitutes consent.
Yet somehow, despite the chaos — or maybe because of it — people kept coming back. Because Sexforum wasn’t just a review site this year. It was community theatre. Raw, unfiltered, occasionally unhinged, but never boring.
So here’s to another year of dramatic exits, heroic flounces, recycled arguments, and the eternal punter vs sex worker standoff. Same forum, same fights — just different usernames.
Entertainment at its best.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year — keep safe over the holidays.
️️Hopefully next year we find a happy medium, realise we’re all human, and remember the forum is for reviews — not WWE try-outs. Dare to dream.
