Review Aah Spa Mamasan 🤦♂️
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The following travesty happened yesterday. I had been all excited for my booking with the touring black beauty, Maria at Secret Liaisons, and had traveled all the way into the city for them to cancel at the last minute a mere 9 minutes before the booking claiming she had called in saying she was "overwhelmed" and not coming in for the day. So next time a working girl complains about no showing or time wasting clients, they are getting NO sympathy from me! I was desperate to find a last minute replacement and checked a few places but none had any girls I liked the look of readibly available. I also tried a couple of independents but they couldn't do bookings until later. I should have realised then it was a sign from the punting gods to head home, instead I decided to try my luck at Aah Spa hoping they would have a suitable young lady available. I even texted ahead. You have any YOUNG ladies available today? I don't even know why I asked, the answer will always be "yes". Took a gamble and headed there...
Was the same old story, ugly old granny opened the door and led me to the room, tried to take my booking. It was exactly like the last time I had been there. In fact it was the same aggressive old granny that tried to muscle me into a booking first. "You have other girl"? "I pick other girl?". She looked disappointed and leaves. One minute later a new lady popped in, and she was older and uglier than the first. She looked a lot like the that works with Old Amy, I swear its the same one. Fuck sake. "You have other girl?". "Oh, nevermind" I tried to get up and leave and she pushes me back down on the bed where I had been sitting telling me to wait then leaves and sends in the next one. She left the door wide open and I saw some old dude pop out of the bathroom wearing a towel, he glanced at me then quickly headed back to his room.
Third one was slightly younger but just as ugly as the first two. "No" I said and she left while closing the door trapping me in. I should have just left. Then the Mamasan comes in and says "what is wrong"? I said I didn't like the ladies. And she said "I give you massage then". To be honest she was slightly more attractive than the other 3 wicked old witches... but only slightly. And in highsight it was probably the fancy white dress that was hiding her body. I gave in and said okay.
Face: 3/10
Body: 2.5/10 (don't ask me for details, I don't want to remember)
Tits: 2.5/10
She talked me into 1 hour sensual massage for $120. I should have just left or at the very least opted for the $80 half hour. Face down massage was shit, nothing about it felt relaxing or good. In fact it even hurt a few times. I guess her skills are in management not massage. Her phone went off during booking and she had to stop to check it and then went and got it and bought it to the table. At least it wasn't as bad as when @OldMacdonald had that Mamasan massage and she had one hand working the phone and the other massaging him. I was like fuck this, I want to get it over. So I rolled over and she started massaging my legs with baby oil or something while my hard cock rested against my thigh in full view. Then she took her underwear off so she was totally naked and put some lube or oil on my dick and started massaging it, it actually felt quick good even if there wasn't anything attractive for me to look at. She also massaged my balls and arse. I tried some of the tricks some of you creeps suggest to encourage them to explore the anus. Such as moaning when she went near my arse and lifting my leg up to invite her to explore my anus more, but it didn't work. She probably would have done it for an additional $20 if I asked. Then she tried a few different positions such as kneeling between my legs and eventually she sat on my stomach while working my dick leaning over so I could see her pussy and arse.
Massage: 3/10
Pussy: 4/10
Anus: 3.5/10 (clearly used as an entry)
I have to say her hanjob technique was actually pretty good, and no shit probably better than half the sensual massueses at the usual sensual massage agencies I have seen. I tried to last as long as I could but eventually shot my load. Then she got off the table and went and cleaned her hands with wet wipes, while leaving me there naked on the table for a few minutes covered in my own cum. She said she would go and wash her hands then come back and give me more massage. I said no, don't worry about it. Given how shit her massage technique was, I wasn't interest. So I went and had a shower got dressed and quickly left. On the way out she gave me a handful of lollies, which I later binned, and beckoned me to come back for a visit again.
Handjob: 7/10
Disappointment in myself: 10/10
I left feeling disappointed and disgusted in myself. That is the last time I will ever go to Aah Spa, it was similar to the last time I went in which there were only old crones and no young ladies. It was a disappointing end to a disappointing day of punting. When I got home I had two showers and questioned my life choices and whether I want to quit punting for good. I then considered burning my clothes but opted instead the more practical comprimise of throwing them in the washing machine for no less than 2 cycles. This is what sex addiction looks like...
Overall experience: 3/10
Was the same old story, ugly old granny opened the door and led me to the room, tried to take my booking. It was exactly like the last time I had been there. In fact it was the same aggressive old granny that tried to muscle me into a booking first. "You have other girl"? "I pick other girl?". She looked disappointed and leaves. One minute later a new lady popped in, and she was older and uglier than the first. She looked a lot like the that works with Old Amy, I swear its the same one. Fuck sake. "You have other girl?". "Oh, nevermind" I tried to get up and leave and she pushes me back down on the bed where I had been sitting telling me to wait then leaves and sends in the next one. She left the door wide open and I saw some old dude pop out of the bathroom wearing a towel, he glanced at me then quickly headed back to his room.
Third one was slightly younger but just as ugly as the first two. "No" I said and she left while closing the door trapping me in. I should have just left. Then the Mamasan comes in and says "what is wrong"? I said I didn't like the ladies. And she said "I give you massage then". To be honest she was slightly more attractive than the other 3 wicked old witches... but only slightly. And in highsight it was probably the fancy white dress that was hiding her body. I gave in and said okay.
Face: 3/10
Body: 2.5/10 (don't ask me for details, I don't want to remember)
Tits: 2.5/10
She talked me into 1 hour sensual massage for $120. I should have just left or at the very least opted for the $80 half hour. Face down massage was shit, nothing about it felt relaxing or good. In fact it even hurt a few times. I guess her skills are in management not massage. Her phone went off during booking and she had to stop to check it and then went and got it and bought it to the table. At least it wasn't as bad as when @OldMacdonald had that Mamasan massage and she had one hand working the phone and the other massaging him. I was like fuck this, I want to get it over. So I rolled over and she started massaging my legs with baby oil or something while my hard cock rested against my thigh in full view. Then she took her underwear off so she was totally naked and put some lube or oil on my dick and started massaging it, it actually felt quick good even if there wasn't anything attractive for me to look at. She also massaged my balls and arse. I tried some of the tricks some of you creeps suggest to encourage them to explore the anus. Such as moaning when she went near my arse and lifting my leg up to invite her to explore my anus more, but it didn't work. She probably would have done it for an additional $20 if I asked. Then she tried a few different positions such as kneeling between my legs and eventually she sat on my stomach while working my dick leaning over so I could see her pussy and arse.
Massage: 3/10
Pussy: 4/10
Anus: 3.5/10 (clearly used as an entry)
I have to say her hanjob technique was actually pretty good, and no shit probably better than half the sensual massueses at the usual sensual massage agencies I have seen. I tried to last as long as I could but eventually shot my load. Then she got off the table and went and cleaned her hands with wet wipes, while leaving me there naked on the table for a few minutes covered in my own cum. She said she would go and wash her hands then come back and give me more massage. I said no, don't worry about it. Given how shit her massage technique was, I wasn't interest. So I went and had a shower got dressed and quickly left. On the way out she gave me a handful of lollies, which I later binned, and beckoned me to come back for a visit again.
Handjob: 7/10
Disappointment in myself: 10/10
I left feeling disappointed and disgusted in myself. That is the last time I will ever go to Aah Spa, it was similar to the last time I went in which there were only old crones and no young ladies. It was a disappointing end to a disappointing day of punting. When I got home I had two showers and questioned my life choices and whether I want to quit punting for good. I then considered burning my clothes but opted instead the more practical comprimise of throwing them in the washing machine for no less than 2 cycles. This is what sex addiction looks like...
Overall experience: 3/10
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Now we’re just waiting on this ol’ granny to come in with her punter review
wood?