Camilla - Review
So I had Charlie from SL booked for today in Hamilton but she canceled sick and no other girls were available until later. And I'm thinking, damn it, I'm in the mood. So I had a look on NZ Girls which I don't normally do anymore.
Saw this profile from an Auckland woman visiting Hams.(She's originally from Hong Kong)
Now, I don't normally go into too many details here on my punts. Usually just brief reviews. But I'm making an exception for this one.
She was offering a Nuru massage which I've never had yet and you can't usually get them in Hamilton. Nuru with a BJ and hand job (plus shower together). She does FS too.
Profile though, looked too good to be true. I've been doing this long enough to know that an Asian woman this cheap isn't likely to have a body that shape, looking that good. Most likely not her pics. But I thought I might take a punt... as you do.
200 bucks for the Nuru and BJ deal. 1 hour session. Yeah, why not? Five minute drive for me. If I see her and find out she's a fake, I'll just walk.
So I rock up there to her motel. Of course the room is dark as hell which I always find annoying, but she had excuses about keeping the lights down. From what I could see of her she had a pretty face and shapely body (like the pics) but still had her clothes on. Hard to tell her age at this point. Ok, so far so good, so I hand over my 200 bucks and we head to the shower. Then the clothes come off and yeah, she's got nice big firm breasts and a big butt, which as good but I'm thinking mmm, is this really the same woman? Her body shape doesn't look the same. Wider waist. This woman's short, while the one in the pics looks tall. She looked like she was in her mid 30s at least, not young like she says in her profile and not as young as her pics make her look. But okay... maybe she's done some professional pics and maybe they've been doctored a little. I never expect them to be as good as their pics anyway. Could still be her and I didn't have my phone out to compare.
I'd paid my money and hadn't paid for any extras, so thought okay, full steam ahead.
(If I were to rate her looks/body, which I normally don't like to do on here. Looking at her profile originally and taking it at face value, I'd say - "9/10". So in my mind I do my usual maths and mark her down a couple of points, figuring she'd more likely be a 7/10. I find that to be a good rule of thumb when looking at profiles. Turned out she was a 5/10 IMO.)
So at first it's awesome. In the shower she washes me. Great hands. Then it's to the bed. She's doing heaps of body slides on my back. I can feel those titties and I can even feel her pussy stubble which was just the perfect amount of roughness... to give me that extra buzz.
So about half an hour into that I'm really enjoying it but itching to be told to roll onto my back. Finally she gets me to roll over and I'm thinking she's gonna do more body slides all over my front (Like Sahara did in my first SM). But nope. She asked me if I wanted a BJ. Bit too soon in my book. I'm expecting a little more body sliding. But OK, I went with it. Most SWers can't make me cum with a BJ but it still feels great.
But after about four minutes she complains, "It's naughty. It won't cum."
I'm thinking, "Yeah, I don't wanna cum yet anyway".
And then she says, "It's too big, it makes me tired."
Yeah, no problems to stop, I'm used to women finding it a struggle with my size.
At this point I was convinced she just wanted me done and outta there. But I figured I still had about 25 minutes, surely? It was still a bit early to be cumming. I need a decent length break before shot 2. (which means I'd need a 2 hour session)
So she starts doing a handjob instead. She's pretty clumsy with it. I have to give her instructions and then she grumbles a bit that her hand's getting sore, which I figured with all that massaging earlier it's not surprising. I'm thinking, damn, no orgasm for me unless I jerk myself off. But then she goes for it one last time and brings me to a climax less than a minute later. She actually did it!
But anyway, that was it. Over. Shower. But as I do, I'm wondering if I've had my full hour. Time flies in these sessions so it's hard to tell sometimes! So as I'm getting dressed I check my phone. 40 minutes! Only 40 minutes!
I point this out to her.
She says, 'Only 20 minutes early."
She's saying that with a straight face as if I should be fine with it!
I said "I paid for an hour!"
No apologies. Nothing. Same staunch look.
I figured it wasn't worth making a fuss. Where would it get me? Just more pissed off. So as I walked to the car I figured, damn it! I'm reviewing her on Sex Forum!
So there you go. My first bad review I've written up here.
Thank God for the good agencies like Secret Liaisons and Debs, is all I can say. The women there generally look exactly like their profile pics.
This makes me even more determined to stick with my rule I made for myself last year. "No more Asian SWers". (You have your rules for a reason, Big D! Follow them!)
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Exactly how I remembered my experience with her so many excuses lol I remember going soft and she said "what, What can I do?" Haha I went soft cause I knew I wasted my time ffs
