Review Goldie PT - Bending it like Beckham
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Hey folks,
Since this is a review section it's pretty pathetic that it's been a while since I've seen anyone post an actual review! I see a lot of regulars posting "yeah I recommend her", but no reviews. So, to be the change you want to see in the world and all that, here it is.
Today I review Goldie - Pillowtalk Johnsonville
I booked in for an hour of the GFE to see Goldie recently. PT is pretty easy to find on a main suburban road in Johnsonville. Parking is reasonable, though on a busy road if you need cover or know people in the neighbourhood then you may find it a bit exposed. The entrance is up some stairs to the back of the premises with a large conservatory. You're basically walking into a big suburban home with a corridor and rooms off it. While I'm sure they try to avoid run-ins with other visitors, there is always risk involved.
Goldie met me at the conservatory and we exchanged smiles and pleasentaries while we confirmed details. Off to the room for the quick shower and paperwork. I don't know anyone who doesn't shower before arriving, so it's always a little funny to be covered in bodywash for a second time. In this booking we didn't have the luxury of the en suite room so I was suffled from the room across the hall to the main bathroom. It's not a bad set up but again, if you're paranoid this place might not be for you.
To make up for things, Goldie showered with me which was cute and fun, which is perhaps the best way to describe her. I think this is the way with a lot of PT photos, but they're accurate only to a point. They conceal as much as they reveal. She is somewhat blonde, somewhat small, and somewhat in shape but beyond that, the photos aren't exactly very helpful. She's pretty enough, perhaps late 20s at a guess. Small little body, unpretentious, cute small tits. She's a mum but she doesn't have much of a mum bod apart from perhaps her tits which may have succumbed to the ******* way of things, cute perky nipples though which is nice. She lathered me up and smiled as we laughed and had silly small talk as you do in a soapy shower.
Back to the room we didn't bother with clothes and just unwrapped ourselves from the towels. We cuddled a little and she stroked me and gently teased me into the right shape before on went the rubber and she went to work on the BJ. I'd say she has her fans of this service as she does it in a particular way, anyone that's visited her might know what I mean. It wasn't particularly enjoyable for me, but these things are subjective. She knows what she's up to, just not one of the greats. I recently was with another girl from elsewhere and, well, that was something. Goldie was happy, made eye contact, did all the right things until she mounted me with her small body and reached between her legs and dragged my cock inside her. She was very wet, and wonderfully tight as my cock broke through the entrance. She wasn't lubed up as we'd just showered and she'd just arrived at the premises so I have no doubt she's naturally quite a horny girl. She also told me she likes to smoke up so I suspect she was 'relaxed' as well if you catch my drift.
This was actually a good idea for the session as she grinded away dreamily in a haze. I enjoyed the view too, like I said, petite and tight. It's unfair to be too rude about these things, but she's pretty enough, a few signs of age and blemishes on the face, sorta a girl next door in a not so well to do neighbourhood kind of way, a bit like a mate's oldest sister. Her voice and thick kiwi accent are, shall we say, strong. She rides pretty well, I don't know if all guys like the frog squat thing that all the WGs do at some point in the proceedings, but it's fun enough for a small interlude to watch the piston move. I get a bit tired of it though so told her to go back to the normal way.
I enjoyed myself but wanted to see how well the view was from the back so I turned her around and took her hips and got a bit of my own back from all the grinding. Her ass is in pretty good shape, smaller and strong, you can tell she works out but perhaps skips a lot of days too. In OK shape is perhaps the way to put it. She seemed to really enjoy being fucked from behind, in fact I've never met a girl, working or otherwise that doesn't. I eventually pushed her off all fours and into a one knee up position. She waas angled side on so I could still see her face and one perky tit. We fucked like that for a while till I decided it was time for the first delivery and pumped away until I was done.
We fell about the bed and rested momentarily at the half-time break. Talked and laughed a bit more. As is etiquette, personal conversations shouldn't be repeated publicly, it's tacky so I'll move on.
Round two I asked for a bit of help and she did something pretty cool. A feature I assume is unique to her. She spread my legs and pulled them into an unusual yoga position and interlocked her legs and then tossed the rubber in her mouth and began sucking my cock from what almost looked like a pretzel. If there was any highlight it might have been this, not because it was necessarily amazing, but it was novel. I've seen a lot of girls over the years but this is the first time I'd seen this. It also gave me a pretty cool view of her completely spread pussy as she sucked away. I think i really enjoyed the novelty of it. She says it's something she's always been able to do so it's probably part of her routine. I recommend this if you see her. Spread eagle is one thing, split pretzel is an achievement.
After some time marvelling at her hip flexibility, I gently dove forward over her and into her. She connects well in missionary, she's small and tight, and fun. She's fully shaved, smooth as any girl who does so only once or twice a week, so there are prickles but we're all mammals. I fucked away enjoying enough but wasn't particularly special. Not that she's not a fun enough person, but this is a regular, very long serving unless I miss my guess, agency girl. I rode to the last and finished my journey. Peeled off with a smile, peeled out with a tissue, and we did the polite small talk and it was time for the shower and jet.
Overall impression, with the variety out there, I wouldn't visit her again, not because I didn't like her but I'm just sorta so-so about it. Like all the PT girls, prices are stable and reasonable. A good description of her, stable and reasonable. She provides a service, we pay for it.
Goldie is friendly, personable, experienced, and fun. If that's what you're after, bang for buck she can deliver. I just wanted to be fully realistic and not post a fluffy review if I didn't absolutely love it. If people are to trust my reviews then they need to be able to see themselves in my position as the customer.
Premises: 6/10 - I don't really like a lot about the place, from the booking texts being slow and weird, to the walk up and in, but it's fine I guess.
Appearance: 5/10 - the solid mid, you're not running away but also not running back again
Skills: 7.5/10 - can perform all the positions I was interested in, she is a 6-7 in all reality but the pretzel gets a bonus. It's hard to surprise me.
Overall experience of place and punt: 6.5 - it's an above average punt that threatens to be very average but through skill the girl can bring it up.
Since this is a review section it's pretty pathetic that it's been a while since I've seen anyone post an actual review! I see a lot of regulars posting "yeah I recommend her", but no reviews. So, to be the change you want to see in the world and all that, here it is.
Today I review Goldie - Pillowtalk Johnsonville
I booked in for an hour of the GFE to see Goldie recently. PT is pretty easy to find on a main suburban road in Johnsonville. Parking is reasonable, though on a busy road if you need cover or know people in the neighbourhood then you may find it a bit exposed. The entrance is up some stairs to the back of the premises with a large conservatory. You're basically walking into a big suburban home with a corridor and rooms off it. While I'm sure they try to avoid run-ins with other visitors, there is always risk involved.
Goldie met me at the conservatory and we exchanged smiles and pleasentaries while we confirmed details. Off to the room for the quick shower and paperwork. I don't know anyone who doesn't shower before arriving, so it's always a little funny to be covered in bodywash for a second time. In this booking we didn't have the luxury of the en suite room so I was suffled from the room across the hall to the main bathroom. It's not a bad set up but again, if you're paranoid this place might not be for you.
To make up for things, Goldie showered with me which was cute and fun, which is perhaps the best way to describe her. I think this is the way with a lot of PT photos, but they're accurate only to a point. They conceal as much as they reveal. She is somewhat blonde, somewhat small, and somewhat in shape but beyond that, the photos aren't exactly very helpful. She's pretty enough, perhaps late 20s at a guess. Small little body, unpretentious, cute small tits. She's a mum but she doesn't have much of a mum bod apart from perhaps her tits which may have succumbed to the ******* way of things, cute perky nipples though which is nice. She lathered me up and smiled as we laughed and had silly small talk as you do in a soapy shower.
Back to the room we didn't bother with clothes and just unwrapped ourselves from the towels. We cuddled a little and she stroked me and gently teased me into the right shape before on went the rubber and she went to work on the BJ. I'd say she has her fans of this service as she does it in a particular way, anyone that's visited her might know what I mean. It wasn't particularly enjoyable for me, but these things are subjective. She knows what she's up to, just not one of the greats. I recently was with another girl from elsewhere and, well, that was something. Goldie was happy, made eye contact, did all the right things until she mounted me with her small body and reached between her legs and dragged my cock inside her. She was very wet, and wonderfully tight as my cock broke through the entrance. She wasn't lubed up as we'd just showered and she'd just arrived at the premises so I have no doubt she's naturally quite a horny girl. She also told me she likes to smoke up so I suspect she was 'relaxed' as well if you catch my drift.
This was actually a good idea for the session as she grinded away dreamily in a haze. I enjoyed the view too, like I said, petite and tight. It's unfair to be too rude about these things, but she's pretty enough, a few signs of age and blemishes on the face, sorta a girl next door in a not so well to do neighbourhood kind of way, a bit like a mate's oldest sister. Her voice and thick kiwi accent are, shall we say, strong. She rides pretty well, I don't know if all guys like the frog squat thing that all the WGs do at some point in the proceedings, but it's fun enough for a small interlude to watch the piston move. I get a bit tired of it though so told her to go back to the normal way.
I enjoyed myself but wanted to see how well the view was from the back so I turned her around and took her hips and got a bit of my own back from all the grinding. Her ass is in pretty good shape, smaller and strong, you can tell she works out but perhaps skips a lot of days too. In OK shape is perhaps the way to put it. She seemed to really enjoy being fucked from behind, in fact I've never met a girl, working or otherwise that doesn't. I eventually pushed her off all fours and into a one knee up position. She waas angled side on so I could still see her face and one perky tit. We fucked like that for a while till I decided it was time for the first delivery and pumped away until I was done.
We fell about the bed and rested momentarily at the half-time break. Talked and laughed a bit more. As is etiquette, personal conversations shouldn't be repeated publicly, it's tacky so I'll move on.
Round two I asked for a bit of help and she did something pretty cool. A feature I assume is unique to her. She spread my legs and pulled them into an unusual yoga position and interlocked her legs and then tossed the rubber in her mouth and began sucking my cock from what almost looked like a pretzel. If there was any highlight it might have been this, not because it was necessarily amazing, but it was novel. I've seen a lot of girls over the years but this is the first time I'd seen this. It also gave me a pretty cool view of her completely spread pussy as she sucked away. I think i really enjoyed the novelty of it. She says it's something she's always been able to do so it's probably part of her routine. I recommend this if you see her. Spread eagle is one thing, split pretzel is an achievement.
After some time marvelling at her hip flexibility, I gently dove forward over her and into her. She connects well in missionary, she's small and tight, and fun. She's fully shaved, smooth as any girl who does so only once or twice a week, so there are prickles but we're all mammals. I fucked away enjoying enough but wasn't particularly special. Not that she's not a fun enough person, but this is a regular, very long serving unless I miss my guess, agency girl. I rode to the last and finished my journey. Peeled off with a smile, peeled out with a tissue, and we did the polite small talk and it was time for the shower and jet.
Overall impression, with the variety out there, I wouldn't visit her again, not because I didn't like her but I'm just sorta so-so about it. Like all the PT girls, prices are stable and reasonable. A good description of her, stable and reasonable. She provides a service, we pay for it.
Goldie is friendly, personable, experienced, and fun. If that's what you're after, bang for buck she can deliver. I just wanted to be fully realistic and not post a fluffy review if I didn't absolutely love it. If people are to trust my reviews then they need to be able to see themselves in my position as the customer.
Premises: 6/10 - I don't really like a lot about the place, from the booking texts being slow and weird, to the walk up and in, but it's fine I guess.
Appearance: 5/10 - the solid mid, you're not running away but also not running back again
Skills: 7.5/10 - can perform all the positions I was interested in, she is a 6-7 in all reality but the pretzel gets a bonus. It's hard to surprise me.
Overall experience of place and punt: 6.5 - it's an above average punt that threatens to be very average but through skill the girl can bring it up.
how could anyone refuse! 
