Honey - The O Group REVIEW
- May 26, 2024
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Ok guys, so I got around to visiting the O Group today. Originally I had my eye on Paris but given the other reviews on here decided to give her a miss and try Honey instead. So anyway booked
for 30min full service.
I headed there. They send you a text with instructions on how go inside. You walk through the doors to The Capital Theatre and then on the left is an alcove with a door with two buzzers and a note. I had already read the text so pressed both the buzzers and headed up the stairs. There was a young woman with lots of tattoos working as the receptionist. Maybe that is Kylie? As soon as I got to the top of the stairs she said "Did you not read the note? you were suppose to ring the buzzers and wait". I said sorry, I was just following the directions on the text (it said nothing about waiting on the text). I would find out why later. She asked me if I had a booking, I said yeah and she looked behind and it had a white board with all the bookings.
Anyway she got me to follow her, went up the stairs and she directed me to a room. She asked how I was paying and I said cash. It was $200 for 30 mins full service. On their website it says "$30 off any 30 minute & 45 minute GFE/Standard" bookings. But they never offered that, I guess you have to ask and to be honest I'm not really the kinda guy to do so because I feel cheap. Room was dimly lit with kinda a bluish/greenish hue. Clean and tidy which was good with a nice bed. It would have been even better if it had a "cuck chair" like nearly every motel/hotel room as there was no where to really put my clothes apart from the dressing table that was covered with other stuff like lube and condoms etc. When the receptionist left I waited several minutes for Honey. When she came in she smiled looked me in the eyes and gave me a hug. But there wasn't much in the way of conversation or banter, she seemed kind of distant. She's blonde, European kiwi, age is about 30. She had some tattoos, one on her back and one on her side. To be honest I was a little disappointed in terms of looks. Also she smelt of cigarettes.
Face: 6/10 (she didn't have any makeup on)
Body: 7/10 (tits were a bit saggy and it wasn't as toned as I was hoping, I've definitely had a lot worst though)
She wanted me to have a shower so I stripped down and she gave me a towel. So here's the main issue with the O Group. There is only one shower and it is downstairs. So you literally have to walk with just a towel wrapped around you out of the room, down the stairs, and into the one and only bathroom. I now realise they want you to wait outside at the bottom of the stairs for them to give you the all clear to come up. Because there could be half naked punters creeping to and from the shower. Anyway she walked me downstairs to the bathroom. Then disappeared to get a bathmat leaving the bathroom door wide open, so anyone from the bottom of the stairs could see in. She came back and put down a mat and I had a shower. When I was finished I went out and had to walk past the reception area. They have a screen up for some privacy (and perhaps so the receptionist doesn't have to keep seeing half naked punters). As I was walking up the stairs I saw some average looking brunette chatting away to the receptionist but don't know which girl it was.
When I got back to the room Honey was playing around with the music, she didn't really even acknowledge me so I just closed the door and stood there in my towel like a retard wondering what to do lol. Then she said, sorry just trying to sort the music and told me to get on the bed. I went and lay down on the bed while she was getting stuff from the table. She came over and started giving me a handjob to get me hard, there wasn't much in terms of foreplay or anything. Eventually she put a condom on which she partly did with her mouth and started giving me head. It felt quite good but there was no intimacy at all. In fact apart from when she first walked in the room she didn't make any eye contact throughout the whole booking as if she couldn't stand to look at me. For most of the blowjob she was leaned over my stomach with her back towards me so I couldn't even enjoy watching it. To be honest it was a little uncomfortable as she was putting her weight right on my stomach and I had just eaten lunch prior to the booking lol. I just ran my hand over her back and bum and admired her tattoos.
Eventually she got on top and rode me, again she avoided eye contact at all costs lmao. Her body is okay, but there is some stretch marks and her tits are a little saggy. She also has her belly button pierced. After probably a minute of riding me she asked if I wanted to do doggy (probably so she didn't have to look at me LOL). So I got up and she got in position and I started fucking her doggy. A lot of fake and exaggerated moans, she probably needs to tone down the acting a little. I just admired her tattoos and had my hand placed on her upper back as I was pumping away. I noticed her brown prune. No hemmeroids, but the tell tale sign she had done anal and had things up there before haha. Ok so now things take an awkward turn. I slapped her bum. She stops in the middle of doggy and says "don't be rough", then she grabs me hand squeezing it while pulling it forward and snaps "DON'T BE DISRESPECTFUL" and said something along the lines of "A LITTLE RESPECT GOES A LONG WAY". Now before the "respect" police come out in full force here, let me explain it was definitely a light play slap exactly like I have done many times without issues at places like Debonairs and Albany's Angels. In fact I feel so silly doing it because it is so very light because I am always really conscious about not wanting to be rough. I might as well be pressing an elevator button or the button at a side walk crossing. I think it triggered something emotional in her. Maybe she's had people be rough before or maybe she just finds all slapping to be disrespectful and degrading. Definitely some kind of deep setted emotional/mental thing was going on there. Either way it was awkward as fuck and I was mortified. It entirely killed the mood. Especially when she went straight back to doggy and her fake moans again as if she had turned on a fake moan audio track or something. I watched in disappointment my as condom covered cock literally shrivelled up before my eyes as I lightly kept on thrusting away. It was like watching a balloon slowly deflate. What made it even worst was that her fake moaning seemed to get louder as my dick got smaller. It shrivelled up so much it fell out of her cunt on its own.
She stayed in position as I was there on my knees. I just lay down on the bed next to her and disappointingly looked at my flaccid dick which was still in the condom. Adding insult to injury she turned around took one look at my cock and said "sorry, I can't get on it when it's like that". I ripped the condom off and started furiously wanking away but I had an emotional block from the slapping incident and it didn't help that I was already thinking about this review and writing about my flaccidness. After a couple of minutes of extremely awkward silence as we lay next to each other with me furiously trying to get my flaccid worm hard again, she eventually climbed on top of me and sat on my chest with her back to me, and started wanking my dick. It was one of her sensual massage moves, as I've had sensual massage girls do the same thing before. She kept her back to me the whole time like she didn't want to have to look at me. I just emptied my mind and concentrated on her hands stroking my dick. Use the punting force JohnnyPunter use the punting force. My hands explored her back, bum, hips and thighs. Slowly I started to get hard again, my soldier was back in action. Her technique was okay but I didn't think it would be enough. So I ended up taking over and moved my hand around her and started jerking myself off with my other hand on her hip and bum on the other wide. After my terrible week of punting last week when I never even got off, I was fiercely determined to get off this time even if I had to do it myself. She stayed on top of me occasionally moved into different positions, showing her pussy, and rubbing her tit on my dick. She kept her hand on my balls the whole time. It would have been a decent ending to a sensual massage. Eventually I shot my load, I did my best to get it on her thigh which was positioned right there.
She ended up wiping my dick with a wet wipe and I had to creep down stairs again to use the shower. When I came back to the room she was singing to herself and largely ignored me. I just got dressed as quick as I could and got out of there. The receptionist didn't even seem to notice me leaving but as I was opening up the door to leave I turned around to look back and I saw that hot blonde girl in her lingerie, I think it was Paris. She gave me a cute little half smile and I instantly regretted not booking her instead. I know some of you other guys have had bad experiences with her but can't have been any worst than what I experienced with Honey.
So overall, I don't recommend Honey. Maybe she was having a bad day or we just didn't vibe but even though she did her best to hide it I could tell she hated her job. I know some of you guys say she was good in the past doing sensual massage but I think she's probably been in the industry too long and she seemed to me to be jaded and broken now.
Overall experience with Honey 3/10 - definitely wont be back.
The O Group itself, it's not too bad if you can get over having to do the shit house shuffle in a towel as you creep down the stairs to the one and only shower. But theres a lot of better places out there that are the same price or cheaper. I don't think I'll be back. If any of you guys do go, I'd recommend someone other than Honey.
I headed there. They send you a text with instructions on how go inside. You walk through the doors to The Capital Theatre and then on the left is an alcove with a door with two buzzers and a note. I had already read the text so pressed both the buzzers and headed up the stairs. There was a young woman with lots of tattoos working as the receptionist. Maybe that is Kylie? As soon as I got to the top of the stairs she said "Did you not read the note? you were suppose to ring the buzzers and wait". I said sorry, I was just following the directions on the text (it said nothing about waiting on the text). I would find out why later. She asked me if I had a booking, I said yeah and she looked behind and it had a white board with all the bookings.
Anyway she got me to follow her, went up the stairs and she directed me to a room. She asked how I was paying and I said cash. It was $200 for 30 mins full service. On their website it says "$30 off any 30 minute & 45 minute GFE/Standard" bookings. But they never offered that, I guess you have to ask and to be honest I'm not really the kinda guy to do so because I feel cheap. Room was dimly lit with kinda a bluish/greenish hue. Clean and tidy which was good with a nice bed. It would have been even better if it had a "cuck chair" like nearly every motel/hotel room as there was no where to really put my clothes apart from the dressing table that was covered with other stuff like lube and condoms etc. When the receptionist left I waited several minutes for Honey. When she came in she smiled looked me in the eyes and gave me a hug. But there wasn't much in the way of conversation or banter, she seemed kind of distant. She's blonde, European kiwi, age is about 30. She had some tattoos, one on her back and one on her side. To be honest I was a little disappointed in terms of looks. Also she smelt of cigarettes.
Face: 6/10 (she didn't have any makeup on)
Body: 7/10 (tits were a bit saggy and it wasn't as toned as I was hoping, I've definitely had a lot worst though)
She wanted me to have a shower so I stripped down and she gave me a towel. So here's the main issue with the O Group. There is only one shower and it is downstairs. So you literally have to walk with just a towel wrapped around you out of the room, down the stairs, and into the one and only bathroom. I now realise they want you to wait outside at the bottom of the stairs for them to give you the all clear to come up. Because there could be half naked punters creeping to and from the shower. Anyway she walked me downstairs to the bathroom. Then disappeared to get a bathmat leaving the bathroom door wide open, so anyone from the bottom of the stairs could see in. She came back and put down a mat and I had a shower. When I was finished I went out and had to walk past the reception area. They have a screen up for some privacy (and perhaps so the receptionist doesn't have to keep seeing half naked punters). As I was walking up the stairs I saw some average looking brunette chatting away to the receptionist but don't know which girl it was.
When I got back to the room Honey was playing around with the music, she didn't really even acknowledge me so I just closed the door and stood there in my towel like a retard wondering what to do lol. Then she said, sorry just trying to sort the music and told me to get on the bed. I went and lay down on the bed while she was getting stuff from the table. She came over and started giving me a handjob to get me hard, there wasn't much in terms of foreplay or anything. Eventually she put a condom on which she partly did with her mouth and started giving me head. It felt quite good but there was no intimacy at all. In fact apart from when she first walked in the room she didn't make any eye contact throughout the whole booking as if she couldn't stand to look at me. For most of the blowjob she was leaned over my stomach with her back towards me so I couldn't even enjoy watching it. To be honest it was a little uncomfortable as she was putting her weight right on my stomach and I had just eaten lunch prior to the booking lol. I just ran my hand over her back and bum and admired her tattoos.
Eventually she got on top and rode me, again she avoided eye contact at all costs lmao. Her body is okay, but there is some stretch marks and her tits are a little saggy. She also has her belly button pierced. After probably a minute of riding me she asked if I wanted to do doggy (probably so she didn't have to look at me LOL). So I got up and she got in position and I started fucking her doggy. A lot of fake and exaggerated moans, she probably needs to tone down the acting a little. I just admired her tattoos and had my hand placed on her upper back as I was pumping away. I noticed her brown prune. No hemmeroids, but the tell tale sign she had done anal and had things up there before haha. Ok so now things take an awkward turn. I slapped her bum. She stops in the middle of doggy and says "don't be rough", then she grabs me hand squeezing it while pulling it forward and snaps "DON'T BE DISRESPECTFUL" and said something along the lines of "A LITTLE RESPECT GOES A LONG WAY". Now before the "respect" police come out in full force here, let me explain it was definitely a light play slap exactly like I have done many times without issues at places like Debonairs and Albany's Angels. In fact I feel so silly doing it because it is so very light because I am always really conscious about not wanting to be rough. I might as well be pressing an elevator button or the button at a side walk crossing. I think it triggered something emotional in her. Maybe she's had people be rough before or maybe she just finds all slapping to be disrespectful and degrading. Definitely some kind of deep setted emotional/mental thing was going on there. Either way it was awkward as fuck and I was mortified. It entirely killed the mood. Especially when she went straight back to doggy and her fake moans again as if she had turned on a fake moan audio track or something. I watched in disappointment my as condom covered cock literally shrivelled up before my eyes as I lightly kept on thrusting away. It was like watching a balloon slowly deflate. What made it even worst was that her fake moaning seemed to get louder as my dick got smaller. It shrivelled up so much it fell out of her cunt on its own.
She stayed in position as I was there on my knees. I just lay down on the bed next to her and disappointingly looked at my flaccid dick which was still in the condom. Adding insult to injury she turned around took one look at my cock and said "sorry, I can't get on it when it's like that". I ripped the condom off and started furiously wanking away but I had an emotional block from the slapping incident and it didn't help that I was already thinking about this review and writing about my flaccidness. After a couple of minutes of extremely awkward silence as we lay next to each other with me furiously trying to get my flaccid worm hard again, she eventually climbed on top of me and sat on my chest with her back to me, and started wanking my dick. It was one of her sensual massage moves, as I've had sensual massage girls do the same thing before. She kept her back to me the whole time like she didn't want to have to look at me. I just emptied my mind and concentrated on her hands stroking my dick. Use the punting force JohnnyPunter use the punting force. My hands explored her back, bum, hips and thighs. Slowly I started to get hard again, my soldier was back in action. Her technique was okay but I didn't think it would be enough. So I ended up taking over and moved my hand around her and started jerking myself off with my other hand on her hip and bum on the other wide. After my terrible week of punting last week when I never even got off, I was fiercely determined to get off this time even if I had to do it myself. She stayed on top of me occasionally moved into different positions, showing her pussy, and rubbing her tit on my dick. She kept her hand on my balls the whole time. It would have been a decent ending to a sensual massage. Eventually I shot my load, I did my best to get it on her thigh which was positioned right there.
She ended up wiping my dick with a wet wipe and I had to creep down stairs again to use the shower. When I came back to the room she was singing to herself and largely ignored me. I just got dressed as quick as I could and got out of there. The receptionist didn't even seem to notice me leaving but as I was opening up the door to leave I turned around to look back and I saw that hot blonde girl in her lingerie, I think it was Paris. She gave me a cute little half smile and I instantly regretted not booking her instead. I know some of you other guys have had bad experiences with her but can't have been any worst than what I experienced with Honey.
So overall, I don't recommend Honey. Maybe she was having a bad day or we just didn't vibe but even though she did her best to hide it I could tell she hated her job. I know some of you guys say she was good in the past doing sensual massage but I think she's probably been in the industry too long and she seemed to me to be jaded and broken now.
Overall experience with Honey 3/10 - definitely wont be back.
The O Group itself, it's not too bad if you can get over having to do the shit house shuffle in a towel as you creep down the stairs to the one and only shower. But theres a lot of better places out there that are the same price or cheaper. I don't think I'll be back. If any of you guys do go, I'd recommend someone other than Honey.
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