Review Jade gets pissed on
- May 26, 2024
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Trigger warning: this review is crude, filthy, and explicit and includes the use of ratings out of 10.
For a little while now I have had the idea of pissing on a girl in the back of my mind, ever since or absentee friend Rolo’s seminal early review that some of our early members will remember. All the fuss with everyone wanting Old Amy to piss on me like she did OldMacdonald was also an influence but I have always been more of a pitcher than catcher. Anyway the subject of the review today is who works at Sapphire Blue. I've had my eye on her profile for awhile mainly because of the good range of affordable extras she offers – particularly golden shower on her. But I finally got around to booking her recently and headed off to Sapphire Blue. I arrived a bit early and went to the dairy to buy a big bottle of water, I drank the whole thing and it wasn't pleasant chugging it back given how cold it was. A few minutes before the booking I headed up and the receptionist put me in the waiting lounge where I waited for a few minutes until Jade appeared. She was attractive but not stunningly so (see my ratings below). She is kind of an alternative girl, covered in tattoos and was wearing goth style boots with a black dress. She led me to the room where we did the paper work and discussed what extras she had available. I ended up shelling out $550 all up which was a 1 hour appointment ($290) plus a few extras including COF and Golden Shower. Then she asked me to have a shower while she disappeared with the loot.
When she came back I was freshly showered wrapped in a towel sitting on the bed. She took her clothes off and sat next to me and we chatted for a bit. Then she started kissing me, to be honest it was a little awkward for me as she had a lip piercing which gave an unusual sensation and I was worried I might rip it out or something lol. Then she pushed me back onto the bed and we made out for a bit until she grabbed a condom and put it on my throbbing member and started sucking my dick. I lay back and admired my cock sliding in and out of her mouth for some minutes, every now and then she would look at me to make eye contact. She was wearing a bikini under that dress so I started undoing the bra so I could get access to her tits. She had a nice rack, kind of average size. One nipple was pierced (as you can see in her photos). She then got on top of me and started riding me. She was actually going at it pretty hard, pounding my pelvis into the bed while moaning away. I just lay back and admired the view and played with her tits. Then I asked her to do some doggy so we switched it up and I got in position and started pounding away. I admired her back and bum and grabbed her waist and the back of her neck as I jack hammered her pussy. To be honest I forgot to inspect her balloon knot for you guys, but there can’t have been anything unusual about it otherwise I would have noticed. Looking at her list of extras she doesn’t do anal so it wasn't wrecked. After awhile doing doggy I had to pull out and stop as I almost shot my load. She rolled over and I fucked her in missionary for a while, she actually looked really hot on her back with her legs spread and her tits out. She had a nice pussy, labia was average, not meaty enough for you know who. I got on top and pounded away for a couple of minutes then had to pull out again as I was close. So I took the condom off and bent her legs up and was jerking myself off thinking of shooting onto her stomach. Then I remembered I had paid for COF so she moved around onto the towel she had put horizontally across the bed. Knelling over her I started wanking myself off while playing with her tits. Then I squirted my load across her face across her cheeks and mouth. I noticed a few drops went in her hair and a few good shots also shot right over her face onto a pillow lol. I helped her get a couple of wet wipes to clean my cum off her face and lay down – taking the non cummed pillow for myself.
We had a good chat, she’s a friendly girl and seems to enjoy her job. She mentioned that she wanted to try giving a guy a footjob and would do one for free if they book with her, just so they can show her how to do it lol. Just for you foot guys out there, although her feet weren’t the prettiest. She also reckoned some dude sees her weekly just to get her to piss on him. He kneels down and gets her to lift her leg up over his head and piss on his face. I bet its one of you rotten creeps LMAO. She asked if I wanted to go a second round, but to be honest I was tapped out and mindful of the time since I wanted to do that other extra I paid for. She seemed less concerned with the time than I was, maybe she didn’t have any appointment after. I told her I was ready to piss on her. So we headed to the shower and she knelled down on floor and turned on the water so that the running water might make it easier for me to piss. It took maybe a minute to get myself to piss, considering I had just shot my load before. But finally that stream of warm golden piss shot out onto her tits. I lifted my dick up and pissed all over her face (surprised twist: I paid an extra $50 to piss on her face). My piss went on her chin, cheeks, and nose. I even watched some of it go up one of her nostrils. I also made sure to piss all over the rest her body. Some of my piss that hit her face rebounded and sprayed on my legs. Then my tank ran dry. I looked down and there was a puddle of my warm piss underneath her. It would have been better if I could have pissed in her mouth and in her hair but you need a girlfriend/wife if you want to do that (lol). Then she got up and started washing herself off in the shower. I joined her just to clean my dick and wash the piss spray off my legs then got out, dried myself and got dress. We chatted for a bit after then I was ready to go so she showed me out to the door, gave me a hug and I left.
Face: 5/10 (the girls at Sapphire Blue don’t seem to bother putting on makeup, and now you know why).
Body: 6.5/10
Tits: 7/10
Personality: 8/10
CBJ: 6.5/10 (wasn’t really any tricks, although she used her hand to massage balls occasionally)
Sex: 7.5/10
COF: 8/10
Piss on her face: 10/10
Overall experience: 7.5/10
She’s a nice friendly girl, and puts the effort in. I would definitely recommend if you are into water sports.
For a little while now I have had the idea of pissing on a girl in the back of my mind, ever since or absentee friend Rolo’s seminal early review that some of our early members will remember. All the fuss with everyone wanting Old Amy to piss on me like she did OldMacdonald was also an influence but I have always been more of a pitcher than catcher. Anyway the subject of the review today is who works at Sapphire Blue. I've had my eye on her profile for awhile mainly because of the good range of affordable extras she offers – particularly golden shower on her. But I finally got around to booking her recently and headed off to Sapphire Blue. I arrived a bit early and went to the dairy to buy a big bottle of water, I drank the whole thing and it wasn't pleasant chugging it back given how cold it was. A few minutes before the booking I headed up and the receptionist put me in the waiting lounge where I waited for a few minutes until Jade appeared. She was attractive but not stunningly so (see my ratings below). She is kind of an alternative girl, covered in tattoos and was wearing goth style boots with a black dress. She led me to the room where we did the paper work and discussed what extras she had available. I ended up shelling out $550 all up which was a 1 hour appointment ($290) plus a few extras including COF and Golden Shower. Then she asked me to have a shower while she disappeared with the loot.
When she came back I was freshly showered wrapped in a towel sitting on the bed. She took her clothes off and sat next to me and we chatted for a bit. Then she started kissing me, to be honest it was a little awkward for me as she had a lip piercing which gave an unusual sensation and I was worried I might rip it out or something lol. Then she pushed me back onto the bed and we made out for a bit until she grabbed a condom and put it on my throbbing member and started sucking my dick. I lay back and admired my cock sliding in and out of her mouth for some minutes, every now and then she would look at me to make eye contact. She was wearing a bikini under that dress so I started undoing the bra so I could get access to her tits. She had a nice rack, kind of average size. One nipple was pierced (as you can see in her photos). She then got on top of me and started riding me. She was actually going at it pretty hard, pounding my pelvis into the bed while moaning away. I just lay back and admired the view and played with her tits. Then I asked her to do some doggy so we switched it up and I got in position and started pounding away. I admired her back and bum and grabbed her waist and the back of her neck as I jack hammered her pussy. To be honest I forgot to inspect her balloon knot for you guys, but there can’t have been anything unusual about it otherwise I would have noticed. Looking at her list of extras she doesn’t do anal so it wasn't wrecked. After awhile doing doggy I had to pull out and stop as I almost shot my load. She rolled over and I fucked her in missionary for a while, she actually looked really hot on her back with her legs spread and her tits out. She had a nice pussy, labia was average, not meaty enough for you know who. I got on top and pounded away for a couple of minutes then had to pull out again as I was close. So I took the condom off and bent her legs up and was jerking myself off thinking of shooting onto her stomach. Then I remembered I had paid for COF so she moved around onto the towel she had put horizontally across the bed. Knelling over her I started wanking myself off while playing with her tits. Then I squirted my load across her face across her cheeks and mouth. I noticed a few drops went in her hair and a few good shots also shot right over her face onto a pillow lol. I helped her get a couple of wet wipes to clean my cum off her face and lay down – taking the non cummed pillow for myself.
We had a good chat, she’s a friendly girl and seems to enjoy her job. She mentioned that she wanted to try giving a guy a footjob and would do one for free if they book with her, just so they can show her how to do it lol. Just for you foot guys out there, although her feet weren’t the prettiest. She also reckoned some dude sees her weekly just to get her to piss on him. He kneels down and gets her to lift her leg up over his head and piss on his face. I bet its one of you rotten creeps LMAO. She asked if I wanted to go a second round, but to be honest I was tapped out and mindful of the time since I wanted to do that other extra I paid for. She seemed less concerned with the time than I was, maybe she didn’t have any appointment after. I told her I was ready to piss on her. So we headed to the shower and she knelled down on floor and turned on the water so that the running water might make it easier for me to piss. It took maybe a minute to get myself to piss, considering I had just shot my load before. But finally that stream of warm golden piss shot out onto her tits. I lifted my dick up and pissed all over her face (surprised twist: I paid an extra $50 to piss on her face). My piss went on her chin, cheeks, and nose. I even watched some of it go up one of her nostrils. I also made sure to piss all over the rest her body. Some of my piss that hit her face rebounded and sprayed on my legs. Then my tank ran dry. I looked down and there was a puddle of my warm piss underneath her. It would have been better if I could have pissed in her mouth and in her hair but you need a girlfriend/wife if you want to do that (lol). Then she got up and started washing herself off in the shower. I joined her just to clean my dick and wash the piss spray off my legs then got out, dried myself and got dress. We chatted for a bit after then I was ready to go so she showed me out to the door, gave me a hug and I left.
Face: 5/10 (the girls at Sapphire Blue don’t seem to bother putting on makeup, and now you know why).
Body: 6.5/10
Tits: 7/10
Personality: 8/10
CBJ: 6.5/10 (wasn’t really any tricks, although she used her hand to massage balls occasionally)
Sex: 7.5/10
COF: 8/10
Piss on her face: 10/10
Overall experience: 7.5/10
She’s a nice friendly girl, and puts the effort in. I would definitely recommend if you are into water sports.
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