Review Jessica Rabbit - The Trick is in the Tail
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Gather round, folks; it's time to tell the tale of the time I went chasing a
down a hole.
Finally getting around to posting the write-up. I'm obliged to remind all, it's about am experience of the not a person.
I went to see Jessica when she was in town before Christmas. Her standard is the GFE, so that was the hour. I'm also ignoring the location on this one, as her main place of business is out in the valley, and I don't want fellas to get confused about it.
Jessica greeted me at the door. My first impression is that she's short, curvy in places I like, and pretty offbeat in a geeky kind of way. I think that's the glasses.
Found her initially to friendly, with an oddball sense of humor, and has a.... Uuhh unique laugh. As she turned toward the bed, I easily got a view of her defining feature. The red hair is a red herring; her ass is really top tier. Round, firm, and both high up on her frame, but they follow down bigger than any white girl I've ever seen. She has a pretty strong South African accent. I don't know what's in the water over there, but our white girls don't grow asses like this. I mean, fuck me dead !
Down to business, we hit the bed and made out a little as she stroked me into shape, but I can't attest that she's particularly good at it, which I think she knows because soon the rubber was between her lips and she inhaled my cock into the sleeve quick as a pulling a rabbit out of a hat. Always a cool party trick, a hat trick in fact. She's pretty good at BJs; I tend to like them when they're good, otherwise I'm just getting bored waiting for the show to really begin. I spent a bit of time here enjoying it; no hand action, which is a little unfortunate, but she makes up for it somewhat by being reasonable at the main attraction.
Before long she mounts up, and I get to enjoy the view. She has pretty great hips, a full round body, and very pretty big tits. They aren't outlandish; the pictures are accurate and large in size, but she's a very curvy girl, so it's all proportionate. She wasn't particularly responsive to me touching them, licking nipples, or having my hands over her. I tried gentle at first, then a bit more firm, with no particular change in expression. I gave up trying. She was just riding away. Bit of a shame.
Remembering her ad, she prefers to be submissive, so I switched to the top and began different speeds and depths, but there was not a lot of response. She began rubbing herself, which I took to mean that perhaps she'd like to get off, so I stayed the course, happily engaging all the way. She isn't fully shaved, but that's fine; some care, some don't. I don't. But she wasn't getting very far with either me or herself. She did mention at the outset she likes to provide a service, and my pleasure is her goal, so I took her at her word and rode till I came. She's comfortably tight and has good pressure and control internally, which is nice.
Midpoint interlude, not particularly enlightening, though we talked about life in Wellington and the working girl scene. Probably a conversation she's had a million times, but it's interesting to us in the punting world.
The second time I wanted a view of that great ass, and boys, it really is fantastic; it might be my favorite ass so far. I weirdly feel nostalgic for it just remembering it. We fucked with her from behind for a good while as I took in the sights, soaking in her and the view. Again, not a huge amount of engagement despite my very cheerful and friendly attempts. I decided perhaps it was an off day, or perhaps that's kind of just the experience she offers. I eventually came, which wasn't particularly difficult staring at God's greatest gift to glutes.
I went to deal with the necessaries and noticed the clock had run out a bit before. She didn't seem to mind. Pretty chill about it.
So, overall, how did I find her experience? It's a hard one. She's a pretty experienced working girl, so she knew her way around and had some good intuition about what was expected, but none of it came together in much of a package.
On paper, this should have been an easy pick, right? Looks, well, she has that amazing ass, large tits, short but wonderfully curvy, red hair, dark eyes, and tight pussy. On the service front, she gives a pretty good BJ and is fun enough to fuck in at least a few positions. So all the elements are there, many of them of higher quality than other providers I've had, but they're just not put together in a cohesive way. I remember even thinking at the time, "All these things in isolation are great; what's happening here?"
I've never had an experience like it, and sadly not in the positive way. I can only put it down to her unusual presentation. When talking, there's a weird disjointedness to it all, flights of thought, and an oddball sense of humor. Sounds like some fellas really enjoy their time with her, and that's great! I don't have to fully connect with the person to have a good time, but it's pretty important to connect with the shared experience that's happening, and I just didn't get that. I've reflected on both then and now, and it definitely wasn't about what I was putting in, as I left feeling drained myself, doing more than my share of the carrying of the experience.
So, sadly, despite her being a long-standing member of the Wellington community, with great offerings, I can't see myself ever seeing her again. Which is actually really sad; I will absolutely miss that ass of hers and I wanted it to be great. I just couldn't risk the experience if that's just how she is or in case I got another off day. It's not really necessarily about the money, but the opportunity cost that I could have spent that time with someone else.
She's a very odd bird, and before foolishness about anyone being on spectrum, plenty of girls I've been with were on the spectrum, some form of ADHD/AuADHD, and they've all been beyond wonderful—if this is what it is, it impacted the experience negatively.
Location—depends on where she is
Appearance—7: all the elements of a baddie, none of it properly utilised. If other girls had what she has, millionaires.
Personality - 4, see above
Overall —5 Couldn't really see myself going back. RIP that ass.
I'm dying to know how others' experiences have gone; I've read all her reviews, and they're pretty positive. It's why I have waited so long and gaslit myself into thinking I was somehow the problem, but every time I replay the hour, it's the same.
The Chronicles -
Finally getting around to posting the write-up. I'm obliged to remind all, it's about am experience of the not a person.
I went to see Jessica when she was in town before Christmas. Her standard is the GFE, so that was the hour. I'm also ignoring the location on this one, as her main place of business is out in the valley, and I don't want fellas to get confused about it.
Jessica greeted me at the door. My first impression is that she's short, curvy in places I like, and pretty offbeat in a geeky kind of way. I think that's the glasses.
Found her initially to friendly, with an oddball sense of humor, and has a.... Uuhh unique laugh. As she turned toward the bed, I easily got a view of her defining feature. The red hair is a red herring; her ass is really top tier. Round, firm, and both high up on her frame, but they follow down bigger than any white girl I've ever seen. She has a pretty strong South African accent. I don't know what's in the water over there, but our white girls don't grow asses like this. I mean, fuck me dead !
Down to business, we hit the bed and made out a little as she stroked me into shape, but I can't attest that she's particularly good at it, which I think she knows because soon the rubber was between her lips and she inhaled my cock into the sleeve quick as a pulling a rabbit out of a hat. Always a cool party trick, a hat trick in fact. She's pretty good at BJs; I tend to like them when they're good, otherwise I'm just getting bored waiting for the show to really begin. I spent a bit of time here enjoying it; no hand action, which is a little unfortunate, but she makes up for it somewhat by being reasonable at the main attraction.
Before long she mounts up, and I get to enjoy the view. She has pretty great hips, a full round body, and very pretty big tits. They aren't outlandish; the pictures are accurate and large in size, but she's a very curvy girl, so it's all proportionate. She wasn't particularly responsive to me touching them, licking nipples, or having my hands over her. I tried gentle at first, then a bit more firm, with no particular change in expression. I gave up trying. She was just riding away. Bit of a shame.
Remembering her ad, she prefers to be submissive, so I switched to the top and began different speeds and depths, but there was not a lot of response. She began rubbing herself, which I took to mean that perhaps she'd like to get off, so I stayed the course, happily engaging all the way. She isn't fully shaved, but that's fine; some care, some don't. I don't. But she wasn't getting very far with either me or herself. She did mention at the outset she likes to provide a service, and my pleasure is her goal, so I took her at her word and rode till I came. She's comfortably tight and has good pressure and control internally, which is nice.
Midpoint interlude, not particularly enlightening, though we talked about life in Wellington and the working girl scene. Probably a conversation she's had a million times, but it's interesting to us in the punting world.
The second time I wanted a view of that great ass, and boys, it really is fantastic; it might be my favorite ass so far. I weirdly feel nostalgic for it just remembering it. We fucked with her from behind for a good while as I took in the sights, soaking in her and the view. Again, not a huge amount of engagement despite my very cheerful and friendly attempts. I decided perhaps it was an off day, or perhaps that's kind of just the experience she offers. I eventually came, which wasn't particularly difficult staring at God's greatest gift to glutes.
I went to deal with the necessaries and noticed the clock had run out a bit before. She didn't seem to mind. Pretty chill about it.
So, overall, how did I find her experience? It's a hard one. She's a pretty experienced working girl, so she knew her way around and had some good intuition about what was expected, but none of it came together in much of a package.
On paper, this should have been an easy pick, right? Looks, well, she has that amazing ass, large tits, short but wonderfully curvy, red hair, dark eyes, and tight pussy. On the service front, she gives a pretty good BJ and is fun enough to fuck in at least a few positions. So all the elements are there, many of them of higher quality than other providers I've had, but they're just not put together in a cohesive way. I remember even thinking at the time, "All these things in isolation are great; what's happening here?"
I've never had an experience like it, and sadly not in the positive way. I can only put it down to her unusual presentation. When talking, there's a weird disjointedness to it all, flights of thought, and an oddball sense of humor. Sounds like some fellas really enjoy their time with her, and that's great! I don't have to fully connect with the person to have a good time, but it's pretty important to connect with the shared experience that's happening, and I just didn't get that. I've reflected on both then and now, and it definitely wasn't about what I was putting in, as I left feeling drained myself, doing more than my share of the carrying of the experience.
So, sadly, despite her being a long-standing member of the Wellington community, with great offerings, I can't see myself ever seeing her again. Which is actually really sad; I will absolutely miss that ass of hers and I wanted it to be great. I just couldn't risk the experience if that's just how she is or in case I got another off day. It's not really necessarily about the money, but the opportunity cost that I could have spent that time with someone else.
She's a very odd bird, and before foolishness about anyone being on spectrum, plenty of girls I've been with were on the spectrum, some form of ADHD/AuADHD, and they've all been beyond wonderful—if this is what it is, it impacted the experience negatively.
Location—depends on where she is
Appearance—7: all the elements of a baddie, none of it properly utilised. If other girls had what she has, millionaires.
Personality - 4, see above
Overall —5 Couldn't really see myself going back. RIP that ass.
I'm dying to know how others' experiences have gone; I've read all her reviews, and they're pretty positive. It's why I have waited so long and gaslit myself into thinking I was somehow the problem, but every time I replay the hour, it's the same.
The Chronicles -
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