Juliette request

[Ddawg654]

Any body seen her? See her add for a while but never seen any reviews?

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[JohnnyPunter]

She looks old. Flabby bum. Probably a mum tum that's been photoshopped in the photos. What, aren't the 23 fake reviews she wrote on her ad good enough for you?

 

[OldMacdonald]

She's definitely a hot prospect
If you're into sun spotted old wrinkly white ladies

 

[Twist]

Saw her a while back in the city, has moved location it seems.
Definitely a lot older than the advertised age - service very average to poor.

 

[customer]

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I was wondering if letters in all the 'Mr _' reviews were an acrostic poem or some other code.

E.g.

Mr F - "Definitely not a flabby bum!"
Mr L - "Most toned bum ever"
Mr A - "Spotty arse such a turn-on"
Mr B - "Love a woman with scars"
Mr B - "A veteran with no mum tum!"
Mr Y - "Youthful beyond her years"
Mr B - "Totally wrinkle free"
Mr U - "Best service I've ever had"
Mr M - "Didn't think all these reviews could be legit, but they are!"

 

[OldMacdonald]

@customer has cracked the old white granny's enigma code ...