Lauren - Ahh Spa (Remuera/Mt Wellington)

Lauren - Ahh Spa (Remuera/Mt Wellington)
JohnnyPunter

JohnnyPunter

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Aah Spa is a mixed bag. I have been to Aah Spa four times now. The first 3 times were great I saw one girl (Ada) twice and another girl once (see my earlier review). Today I just rocked up, when i walked in I noticed that the usual manger's Tesla wasn't there (must be raking in the hay to get a Tesla). I knocked on the door and some old aunty opened the door dressed in clothes that she probably bought from an Op shop, it was a green dress with mustard coloured high heels an old lady would wear in the early 90s. She showed me to the room and stood there asking how long I wanted. I knew what was up (I think she was hoping to take my service) and asked her what other girls were available. She said 3 other girls available, and asked if I wanted to see. I said okay. So she went through the curtains and there was some discussion. Then 3 other girls came out... God damn, the first two ugly old Chinese aunties were worst looking that some of the bait and switches I've met. One was fat, old and had an ugly face. The next had an ugly face but slimmer than the first, both were probably late 30s or early 40s. I'm late 30s myself and I felt like they were older than me. Both were dressed like a mature lady in 90s. Then the last one, Lauren came in. She was a lot skinnier and a bit younger than the other two.

Face: 5/10 plain and bad teeth
Body: 6/10 bit too skinny/boney

Paid $100 for half hour sensual massage. English was very basic, but didn't talk much. I got the impression she was kinda new working there. Took off my clothes lay on the table massage was horrible, it hurt, too hard for my liking. There was some good stuff she moved so her thighs were around my foot. Also the end was good she got some lube/oil and started massaging my balls and dick whilst I was lying on my stomach.

Then the turn over. Went straight to furiously yanking my dick like she was going for a new best time or something.

Handjob: 3/10
Experience: 1/10

I built up the courage to ask if she did any extras, she thought about it for a moment and just shook her head. I'm not sure if she knew what I mean. Maybe I killed the mood. Anyway she kept looking at the clock the whole time she was jerking me off. She started getting a sore hand and frustrated. So I took over then I guess started going flaccid so I just gave up. I'm not sure if she thought I came or she just didn't care but she started to wipe me up, even thought I never came. I got dressed and left after wasting $100 on a shitty massage and didn't even get off. Now I'm gonna have to go book somewhere else 🤣

Maybe I just got Lauren on a bad day or whatever, but still I would warn other punters to be careful when visiting this place as you might get stuck with an old ugly auntie if you go at the wrong time. If I do go back, I think from now on I will me texting ahead to make sure my favourite girl there Ada is available, or at least someone young and attractive.
 
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I went to Ah spa last week on a whim. Cici answered the door, I’d say she’s late late 20s cute slimish body and nice c cup tits. 110 for 30 mins and she stripped nude without even asking. I just laid on my back straight away said I was short of time so it was straight to business and she gave a really good HJ, her attitude and English was really good so couldn’t fault the service. 20 extra for touching private parts and 50 for body slides, I don’t think anymore than that. She showed me the other girl there who again like cici would have been late 20s, Chinese girl next door looks, not gorgeous, but just moderately cute. She said they rotate everyday so hit and miss there. If I was in the area and needed a quick one would go see cici again.
 
Don't think so, they often use the same or similar names. The one at Aah spa was massage only. That ad looks like a B&S I think there is already a post about it.

I'm pretty sure I saw Cici as well just couldn't remember her name. The only good girls I've found at Aah Spa are Ada and Cici.
 
I usually only go at around midday or early afternoon. They usually seem to have at least one younger girl there at any time. The main manager who owns the tesla treats me right and gives me a young attractive one as she knows I'm there for sensual massage. Just last time I went she wasn't there.
 
You guys are game supporting the old aunties lol . I used to go Great South Rd in Greenlane by Countdown its a Red Brick place . Not sure if its still going but was lucky and banged a pretty young girl there years ago . But it was mainly just massage for most girls
 
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