Review Lee - Top Heavy, Bottom Tier
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Hello folks,
This is a review of my experience with Lee. It's obvious why I was drawn to her ad; I mean, look at them, look insane. I just had to see them for myself.
The booking process was really easy; she was pretty prompt.
On through the door, we had a few pleasantries and did the paperwork. She was easygoing and casual about things. I complimented her, and she was sweet and happy to hear I liked the photos in her ad. She is a pretty, short, bubbly sort of blonde. The hair in the ad are sadly extensions, as what she had when I met her was dry and heavily straightened shoulder length, not the blonde curls. A bit of a shame, but what was real, I could already see spilling out of her tight dress.
Now, it's hard to quote describe them, as they really are just uncommonly big. She stripped down to her lingerie, as she could tell I was dying to see the girls, and she looked really wonderful standing there in her matching set.
I similarly stripped off, and she led me to the bed. All very pleasant, nothing overly exciting or spectacular, just pleasant. We fooled around, and I played with her on the bed for a while, and eventually I had to make a prison break for these tits. Freed from their cage, they just spilt everywhere. They are really big. She's not skinny; she's definitely a much, much bigger girl than I think her photos depict. She is very short, however, so in all fairness, any bit of extra weight is going to go places. Also, the tradeoff is that a whole lot of weight is in those tits because as I played with them, I could just feel how heavy they were. She seems to love them, but I'm sure they're an effort to keep around.
I was friendly and energetic, trying to create a fun atmosphere, but I wasn't getting a lot back. We played with each other for a quite a while before I asked for the BJ trying to get in the vibe. This was OK, nothing very exciting. Not much eye contact. Not much in the way of anything, really. I thought, 'OK, maybe this is not her thing,' so I got on top, and, well, the experience was not much better. I rode her for a while, admiring her tits because I knew I'd probably never see them this big again, and she just lay there. It appeared that she was more interested in the corners of the ceiling. Which, as a feature of the room, was feeling a bit more interesting than the sex I was now having. I eventually forced myself over the edge, mostly by looking at her tits and creating the fantasy that this was actually fun, and then slowly pulled out, grabbing the condom carefully.
A quick clean down later and I was back on the bed with her. I thought, 'Let's try to salvage this; maybe she just needs to warm up to it.' Fucking strangers is a weird thing anyway. We laughed, joked, and talked about all sorts of things. Talked for ages and she definitely was at least conversationally getting in the zone. I got her to tell me all about her photoshoot, how fun it was, getting her hair done, etc. I think her friends were there? Or involved somehow? Anyway, she told me she felt great and sexy, and it was a fun experience. I was very much hoping this would perhaps bring the vibe up. We started making out, fondling each other, and I made my way around her body with kisses. There were signs of life, but not a lot, but she smiled politely but sleepily from the pillow. I was getting hard again, so I asked for a condom. She said, "Nah, only 20 mins left."
I thought, OK I'm not going to push the matter or myself on her, so I asked about a BJ. She asked if I could get off in that time. I thought actually, you know what? Probably not anymore with all these strange vibes. And said, I guess not. I was very polite and said, "OK, perhaps another time," and she said, "Of course!"
A bit confused by what had happened, I don't remember very clearly what happened, but I know I politely and in a friendly manner packed my toys, gave her a kiss and left into the blazing sunshine afternoon about 40 mins after arriving and with a serious case of the blue balls.
I considered finding another girl on short notice but then decided not to let my dick do the thinking and just went to grab a drink instead. What a weird experience that was. Kinda like going to see a famous monument, you want to see what it looks like up close, it's interesting enough for a while, but once you've seen it, there's absolutely no desire to go back.
So, how do I sum up any of it? Well, there was extraordinary promise; the listing is beautiful, and she is close enough to the pictures, but her service just isn't much fun. I honestly try to see the good, like maybe the looks alone work for somebody, but I cannot in any way imagine any girl or guy is going to enjoy her service, it's just boring.
I would have easily been a bit of a regular if she were a people person in this people service industry. She's just not. I am baffled how she fumbled the important bit, as most of us like the three magical Bs: blue eyes, blonde, and big tits. But the only real B was bewildered.
Location - 7, it's fine, better than average.
Presentation - 7, I like her looks a lot. I like a lot about her body, but she doesn't really engage a lot.
Service - 1, I have run out of words.
Overall -3, sort of fun for a hot minute, but nothing more
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This is a review of my experience with Lee. It's obvious why I was drawn to her ad; I mean, look at them, look insane. I just had to see them for myself.
The booking process was really easy; she was pretty prompt.
On through the door, we had a few pleasantries and did the paperwork. She was easygoing and casual about things. I complimented her, and she was sweet and happy to hear I liked the photos in her ad. She is a pretty, short, bubbly sort of blonde. The hair in the ad are sadly extensions, as what she had when I met her was dry and heavily straightened shoulder length, not the blonde curls. A bit of a shame, but what was real, I could already see spilling out of her tight dress.
Now, it's hard to quote describe them, as they really are just uncommonly big. She stripped down to her lingerie, as she could tell I was dying to see the girls, and she looked really wonderful standing there in her matching set.
I similarly stripped off, and she led me to the bed. All very pleasant, nothing overly exciting or spectacular, just pleasant. We fooled around, and I played with her on the bed for a while, and eventually I had to make a prison break for these tits. Freed from their cage, they just spilt everywhere. They are really big. She's not skinny; she's definitely a much, much bigger girl than I think her photos depict. She is very short, however, so in all fairness, any bit of extra weight is going to go places. Also, the tradeoff is that a whole lot of weight is in those tits because as I played with them, I could just feel how heavy they were. She seems to love them, but I'm sure they're an effort to keep around.
I was friendly and energetic, trying to create a fun atmosphere, but I wasn't getting a lot back. We played with each other for a quite a while before I asked for the BJ trying to get in the vibe. This was OK, nothing very exciting. Not much eye contact. Not much in the way of anything, really. I thought, 'OK, maybe this is not her thing,' so I got on top, and, well, the experience was not much better. I rode her for a while, admiring her tits because I knew I'd probably never see them this big again, and she just lay there. It appeared that she was more interested in the corners of the ceiling. Which, as a feature of the room, was feeling a bit more interesting than the sex I was now having. I eventually forced myself over the edge, mostly by looking at her tits and creating the fantasy that this was actually fun, and then slowly pulled out, grabbing the condom carefully.
A quick clean down later and I was back on the bed with her. I thought, 'Let's try to salvage this; maybe she just needs to warm up to it.' Fucking strangers is a weird thing anyway. We laughed, joked, and talked about all sorts of things. Talked for ages and she definitely was at least conversationally getting in the zone. I got her to tell me all about her photoshoot, how fun it was, getting her hair done, etc. I think her friends were there? Or involved somehow? Anyway, she told me she felt great and sexy, and it was a fun experience. I was very much hoping this would perhaps bring the vibe up. We started making out, fondling each other, and I made my way around her body with kisses. There were signs of life, but not a lot, but she smiled politely but sleepily from the pillow. I was getting hard again, so I asked for a condom. She said, "Nah, only 20 mins left."
I thought, OK I'm not going to push the matter or myself on her, so I asked about a BJ. She asked if I could get off in that time. I thought actually, you know what? Probably not anymore with all these strange vibes. And said, I guess not. I was very polite and said, "OK, perhaps another time," and she said, "Of course!"
A bit confused by what had happened, I don't remember very clearly what happened, but I know I politely and in a friendly manner packed my toys, gave her a kiss and left into the blazing sunshine afternoon about 40 mins after arriving and with a serious case of the blue balls.
I considered finding another girl on short notice but then decided not to let my dick do the thinking and just went to grab a drink instead. What a weird experience that was. Kinda like going to see a famous monument, you want to see what it looks like up close, it's interesting enough for a while, but once you've seen it, there's absolutely no desire to go back.
So, how do I sum up any of it? Well, there was extraordinary promise; the listing is beautiful, and she is close enough to the pictures, but her service just isn't much fun. I honestly try to see the good, like maybe the looks alone work for somebody, but I cannot in any way imagine any girl or guy is going to enjoy her service, it's just boring.
I would have easily been a bit of a regular if she were a people person in this people service industry. She's just not. I am baffled how she fumbled the important bit, as most of us like the three magical Bs: blue eyes, blonde, and big tits. But the only real B was bewildered.
Location - 7, it's fine, better than average.
Presentation - 7, I like her looks a lot. I like a lot about her body, but she doesn't really engage a lot.
Service - 1, I have run out of words.
Overall -3, sort of fun for a hot minute, but nothing more
The rest of the Chronicles
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you're right, I have of course since read them, including the Buster saga.