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Mila minx - Christchurch REVIEW

Mila minx - Christchurch REVIEW

JohnnyPunter

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(and her friends?) keep complaining about my descriptions of her in other threads. Maybe I was a little harsh in my descriptions so I figured I would just go ahead and post a review, rather than just continuously replying in the other threads. This is a fair and honest review, I'm not doing it to bully her or out of malice or anything like that. It was a few of years ago now, but I do still have a very good recollection of it.

I was down in Christchurch on business, hanging out in my motel room feeling horny, so figured I'd book an escort. It was kinda late so there wasn't much chance of booking one that evening. I stumbled on Mila's ad and decided she looked pretty good in her photos and booked her for the next day. She was working out of Executive Girls (EG) then, although I think she works independant now? EG don't like to give out the address until the last minute (or at least they didn't then) which was a bit annoying as I had to sort a taxi since I had no wheels. It is in the upstairs area of an unassuming light warehouse building in Sydenham. Was particularly awkward as fuck since I booked her early in the morning on a weekend and the taxi drove me there and it was pretty obvious where I was going even though I made him drive down the street a bit.

Anyway a few minutes before the booking I walked up the stairs to the door and met Mila. She opened it up and had a big friendly smile on her face. To be honest I was disappointed as yes she was the girl in the photos, but she was much older and a bit bigger than the petite little alternative chick I was expecting. She wasn't my cup of tea. She is no longer using the photos she had up on her ad at the time, they were from a professional photo shoot and she was significantly younger than any of the ones she is using now. She looked mid to late 20s in the photos, when in reality she was probably mid 40s when I saw her. I almost walked, I don't know why I didn't maybe it was her inviting smile and I was horny, or maybe it was that I didn't have any wheels and didn't want the shame of having to order another taxi right away.

Anyway I followed her in, my memory of the main Executive Girls lounge/entrance area is a bit hazy. I think it may have had a bar/lounge area but it was empty and no one was there. It was an early morning weekend booking around 10am I think. Anyway she led me to one of the rooms. It had a bed and I remember big drapes across the window, which I thought may have been hiding a bathroom or something. EG only has like two bathrooms which kind of sucks, perhaps I am used to some of the fancy places up in Auckland where each room has its own shower. So you have to do the shit house shuffle down a long corridor to where the showers are, hoping not to bump into other punters. Since it was an early morning weekend booking, the risk of that was low.

Booking started out with a condom bj then I ended up fucking her doggy on the side of the bed. I remember being a little surprised when she pulled out a vibrator and was using it on her self while I was fucking her - its clear she was genuinely enjoying and getting off during the booking unlike a lot of other girls. I remember it kind of felt weird like she was getting more pleasure out of it than I was, it was almost like I was the sex worker even though I was still paying LOL. But I think some guys will genuinely appreciate a working girl who legitimately likes having sex with her clients. I remember she never fully took her dress off, she did have a bit of Mum tum and it was clear she had kids since the photos on her ad (at the time) had been taken.

After a bit of doggy I was over sex so asked if she could do some rimming, she said yes and she didn't even charge me extra for it. I was on all fours on the bed and she spread my arse cheeks and gave my anus a good licking. Rimjob was quite good, she definitely didn't mind doing it, but perhaps not as good as something Old Amy would eagerly dish out. After a bit of rimming I started get into the mood. So I lay back on the bed and started jerking myself off. She lay down between my legs and started licking and sucking my balls then she started teasing me by licking around my shaft. She was really enjoying it and I could tell she wanted my cock in her mouth. Her eyes glazed over with horniness when I slowly slipped it in her mouth and she eagerly started giving me an amazing sensual blowjob that was definitely up there in terms of the best I have ever had. There was a lot of eye contact. Eventually I popped my load for a MB finish. Afterwards I had to creep down the long hallway in my towel again to have another shower, and she went and had a shower in the second bathroom at the same time.

Look I mean she is old and not as attractive as some of the other younger girls around, you'd have to be fucking delusional to deny that. But some guys will still find her attractive. I think she is a nymphomaniac and literally enjoys having sex with her clients, which is a rarity amongst sex workers these days. Also she's quite dirty in the bed. I know a lot of guys will appreciate that. The BJ she gave me was super hot because she was so eager and she enjoyed it. I literally would consider going back to her next time I am down south for just a BJ with MB.

Sex: 4/10
Rimming: 7/10
BJ: 9/10
Overall experience: 5/10
 
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The shit house scuffle down a long corridor hahaha it’s so true.

Am I reading this right, she did a blowjob without the condom??
What is MB finish mean?
 
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If you know you know lol

Yeah that shit house shuffle is no joke, I can imagine it being an issue during busy times. Reminds me of a place called the O group up here in Auckland where you literally have to walk down a flight of stairs past the reception and entrance in a towel to get to the bathroom LOL
 
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I can't even remember where I saw her ad whether it was NZG the Executive Girls website, or Escortify, it was at least a few years ago. But there was absolutely no indication she was in her 40s when I booked her... I was entirely under the belief I was meeting a mid to late 20s year old.

But as I have said, she no longer uses the particular photos I saw. And I do have to applaud her and give her credit for using the more recent ones that she now uses. It does take courage for working girls to put up unfiltered and unedited photos, and even a lot of the younger ones still do it. (Even though some of her current photos are still filtered).

But if anyone does want an amazing sloppy beej with MB and they find her attractive, she is definitely someone to see.
 
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Write what you want Johnny there are massive lies in your review besides the fact you have already reviewed me so many times and even adding my name to others reviews. As you seem to think regularly about my bj and are thinking about coming back
Please can I say you aren't invited to book me ever again. I'm loving private work the men are so caring and one bad review from a keyboard warrior won't negate the many good reviews I do have. You choose to pick on my age yet so many say I look younger than I am I never tried to sell myself as much above and I've never posted pics of me pr my body that aren't old I'm choosing to go with photographers who don't over edit to ensure my pics are up
To date. I am a horny woman being in my sexual prime sorry that my female sensuality was too much perhaps that's why you cope with the younger ones so much but I do wonder If half the agencies are selling 18 year olds when half are them in their 20s is it really a massive thing if someone in their 40s is aged a whole 3 years less than they are.
 
Honestly implying you were so special you were offered illegal services seems far fetched but then you reply so often sound like my ex who also couldn't keep up with me and also was selfish in bed thinking a woman's pleasure is second.
 
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Yeah, it’s an interesting point. A lot of agencies market girls as 18 because it plays into that youthful, fresh fantasy that many clients find exciting, myself included. In reality, many of them are in their twenties but still look young enough to pass for 18, which is why the agencies use that marketing tactic. It’s all about creating that illusion, and it works because the excitement around the idea of being with someone who’s just starting out in adulthood is a big draw for a lot of punters. It was the opposite when I was younger and I was drawn to experimenting with escorts older than I was but as I’ve gotten older my preferences changed.
 
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Honestly, I've said it before and I'll say it again - much to the dismay of this echo chamber - the people who review here are 1 percent of your clients and income.

And I'd say there's very few of them who know how to do reviews where they can reliably with few crass details relay the experience to others.
He seemed to enjoy a majority if the experience with you (howevertruthfulthe review is), and noted your enthusiasm for sex and enjoyment of the whole process, but unfortunately you being a fully grown adult was something that turned him off? Wrinkles on tummy is scary, I guess.
He'd see you again but also overall experience 5 outta 10? Gimme a break.
But what do I know? I'm just a *checks notes* negative Nancy 🤣
 
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To be straight up this wasn't a negative review, it was an average one. And it was 100% accurate and honest to the best of my memory - and I do have a very good one when it comes to punting. I feel that some readers would actually be interested in booking her after reading, so she may actually get some new clients from it.

If she looked like the photos on her ad when I booked her I would have given her a higher score. The dishonest photos was really my only real complaint.

We like "crass details" around here and encourage reviewers to include them. Why? Because that's what everyone wants to read. If that's not your thing well that's what AF is for. There is only a small amount of active participants on this forum, but a significantly higher amount of lurkers that read the reviews but don't post. You've made it very clear the existence and success of this forum irritates you and that is music to my ears.

P.S. are you still working at Crystals?
 
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