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Review Monica - Blockhouse Bay

Review Monica - Blockhouse Bay

BrianLion

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Hi fellow punters.
I had Monica on my list for a while and finally had the time to go and see her.
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A few easy texts the day before and I had a 30min GFE booked for some lunchtime fun.
The house is located at the end of a long driveway and you can't see the house from the road so it's nice and private. The house looks tidy and the rooms where nice and clean. (Guesthouse vibes not crackhouse vibes)
When I walked in I was a bit surprised, I was expecting her to look a bit different. If I look at her pictures, I was expecting a curvy (in a good way) blonde with DD's, mid-30s and a sexy bum.
I was greeted by a good looking brunette with glasses, slim figure with sexy milf vibes (like a late 30s early 40s milf vibe).
I don't think it was a B&S situation, I just think her pics need a few updates.
But a very nice lady with a slim body, sexy bum and naughty smile. After sorting out the paperwork and having good conversation while getting it done she asked if i wanted to take a shower, I had one before going but offered to take one if it would make her more comfortable. She kissed my neck and said that she could tell I showered earlier. Then she activated milf mode.
She was wearing sexy lingerie that complimented her figure and took turns to take each other's clothes off. The black lace panties with a pearl g-string got stuck in her thigh gap while she was taking it off and seeing it wash lunchtime, it made me very hungry.
She had a great looking little pussy, that I went down on right away. Slipping in a finger to stimulate on the inside while my tongue was doing some work on the outside. Then I got into missionary and continued to flick her bean while pumping away. Very convincing moaning sounds and French kissing ( only the tip of her tongue was exploring mine, so not DFK) after going deeper and deeper, harder and harder while still flicking her bean with my finger she climaxed (at least I think she did, if not she was very convincing). She then went into cowgirl and rode me until I finished too. Both of us out of breath laying on our backs, we chatted for a minute and then I was on my way back to work.
Overall if you are a milf lover like me, you will enjoy the experience. You can only slightly notice her mum tum, so certified milf BTW.
A comfortable punt that was good for a lunchbreak.
She mentioned that she does share the place with a Thai lady (because I heard footsteps outside the door).
Here is my breakdown:
Face 6/10
Body 7/10
Experience 7/10
Facilities 7/10
Breasts 6/10 (*******)
Value for money 8/10 ($170 for 30min)

She was fun and good looking. I would probably go back after exploring more.
Definitely worth a shot if you are in the area, she engages and is not a starfish like some ladies are.
Safe bet for a good time.
Happy punting team!
 
Interesting Ad.
First, she says "Requested time/date of booking, length of stay and your age and ethnicity"
Then, at the bottom of the ad "All nationalities are welcome & gentlemen preferred"

First I thought ...here we go again. Another one that only does white kiwi men, like a certain Auckland escort that i have tried to book before, however it does not seem to be the case, I think. Asking the Age ? She prefers "gentlemen", I guess 40's ? 50's ? 60's maybe ? No young guys.

What do you mean with "Breasts 6/10 (*******)" ?
 
The ad also had me scratching my head a bit, but I'm early 30s and got an appointment with her so no idea how she uses it to screen customers. As for the rating, thats just my opinion of how good they looked. 1 being please put your shirt back on, 5 being okay to look and touch sometimes but you are not really drawn to them and 10 being I want to bury my face in there and only come up for air if I have to. They were not enhanced surgically lol, the word i used was screened out.
 
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Monica has been on my list for a while also and this reviews certainly doesn’t discourage me in any way!
Do you think you could DM me for a rough idea of where in Blockhouse Bay she may be located? I’ve grown up in the area and want to get my alibi’s in order before I book her in.
 
I have seen Monica many times. Interesting that my bookings are quite different from the one that you describe. She is clearly very good at understanding what you want and adapting to that. If she doesn't orgasm during the bookings then she must be a very very good actress.
 
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I definitely don't want to discourage anyone, she was good. Much better than alot of others in that price bracket. I just want to help my fellow punters to not have too high expectations, because her pictures were very hot. I'll message you the location mate.
 
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Hey mate, it doesn't necessarily mean not pretty.
For me a 1 to 2 would be ugly, 3 to 4 would be not pretty, 5 to 6 would be okay/cute, 7 to 8 pretty and then 9 to 10 would be gorgeous.
Please remember this is just my opinion and you might find her more attractive or less attractive.
 
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