oriental essence massage - browns bay
- Jun 4, 2024
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Visited oriental essence massage, 81 Clyde road, browns bay.
4 girls working. 2 of them looked like your typical asian grandma that you might see pulling one of those little grocery wheelie carts around your local night market, haggling with some vendor selling miscellaneous veggies out of his van. the other 2 presented well enough.
I went with "Scarlett" - the mamasan. She had just the right jabs of botox in the right places, to give her that nice dirty asian milf look. Though when her dress dropped, the illusion disappeared with it. Saggy mum tits, mum tum, weird tummy tuck scar.
i laid face down on the massage table, and for the next 50 minutes, she was juggling no fewer than 3 cell phones, the entire session. I shared the table with these 3 phones while they buzzed and pinged around me. 75% of the massage was one handed. I have never experienced such an egregious amount of phone use during a session with a WG. Turns out she is running 2 shops, one in browns, one in taka. all while collecting some dole for doing a "massage" as well.
Phone use aside, still, one of the shittiest massages i have ever had. "Starting a fire with it" style, 800bpm HJ at the end to squeeze a pitiful load from my knob.
If you ever make the mistake of booking a massage at this establishment, for gods sake, book one of the night market grandmas instead.
0/10 would not return.
4 girls working. 2 of them looked like your typical asian grandma that you might see pulling one of those little grocery wheelie carts around your local night market, haggling with some vendor selling miscellaneous veggies out of his van. the other 2 presented well enough.
I went with "Scarlett" - the mamasan. She had just the right jabs of botox in the right places, to give her that nice dirty asian milf look. Though when her dress dropped, the illusion disappeared with it. Saggy mum tits, mum tum, weird tummy tuck scar.
i laid face down on the massage table, and for the next 50 minutes, she was juggling no fewer than 3 cell phones, the entire session. I shared the table with these 3 phones while they buzzed and pinged around me. 75% of the massage was one handed. I have never experienced such an egregious amount of phone use during a session with a WG. Turns out she is running 2 shops, one in browns, one in taka. all while collecting some dole for doing a "massage" as well.
Phone use aside, still, one of the shittiest massages i have ever had. "Starting a fire with it" style, 800bpm HJ at the end to squeeze a pitiful load from my knob.
If you ever make the mistake of booking a massage at this establishment, for gods sake, book one of the night market grandmas instead.
0/10 would not return.
