Request Review Parlour Reviews: The Good, The Bad, and The "I'm Walking Down a Public Hallway"

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Which parlours actually offer a high-end environment and which ones are cutting corners on the basics like layout, cleanliness, and privacy.

I’m looking for your experiences. If you’ve visited a spot lately please drop a review below. To keep things consistent and helpful for everyone, try to use the template below so we can compare apples to apples.

• Venue Name:
• Location:
• Reception/Booking: (Ease of booking, greeting, professionalism)
• Privacy: (En-suite or Hallways? Risk of bumping into others?)
• Cleanliness/Smell: (General upkeep and atmosphere)
• Quality of Linens/Towels:
• The "Vibe": (Executive/High-end or Budget/Basic?)
• Additional Comments:

I'll start off!

• Venue Name: Executive Girls
• Reception/Booking: The booking process was standard, but the greeting didn't feel particularly high-end. Receptionist wasn't rude, but also wasn't overly polite.
• Privacy: Low. This was the biggest dealbreaker. The showers are located down a separate, common hallway. Having to navigate public space while trying to avoid bumping into other punters kills the discretion and the "private" feel of the encounter. The location is in an indfustrial area and there is not much pribvacy when entering or existing (e.g., bushes or fencing screening from road).
• Cleanliness/Smell: The environment had a "dirty" feel to it. It lacked the crisp, professional upkeep you’d expect from the name, and the atmosphere felt a bit neglected.
• Quality of Linens/Towels: Average to below average; didn't feel particularly premium or fresh.
• The "Vibe": Honestly, i'd say rundown.
• Additional Comments: The layout is the biggest issue. The "hallway sprint" to the shower is a major drawback that detracts from the convenience and comfort of the session.

 

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• Venue Name: Tender Touch
• Location: Situated in an industrial area. However, there is a fence and some well-placed trees that obscure the view from the street to the door somewhat, which is a nice touch for privacy.
• Reception/Booking: The process was smooth and fine. No issues with the booking, and the greeting was professional.
• Privacy: Excellent. Room had its own en-suite shower. You don't have to worry about bumping into anyone or doing the "hallway dash."
• Cleanliness/Smell: Clean enough.
• Rooms: On the bigger side! You don’t feel cramped, which adds to the overall value.
• Quality of Linens/Towels: Decent.
• The "Vibe": Relaced and private.
• Additional Comments: If you care about discretion and want a room where you can actually relax without leaving your private bubble, this is a much better bet than the hallway shower setups.