Review: Cola on Victoria St
- Feb 6, 2025
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Firstly, where do they come up with these names? 
Yup it's a bait n switch venue so went in knowing there would be at least a degree of difference between what the horny generative AI robot painted online and the real one who opens the door. There was, but not dramatically. A little older and curvier but being a fat, sweaty, bald, half blind and bearded old fucker I quite like that. I never feel comfortable thrusting that visage on some poor girl barely out of her teens.
Paid for the upgrade for an hour so there was lots of body licking with hot water etc, balls got worshipped, plus the Asian girl 'nipple suck on guys' if that's your thing. BJ was spectacular. She was actually nice girl, just the usual language barrier but I'm a Google translate wizard so it works out if you can find out where they're from.
I've had some good ones and bad ones at the 'maturbates motel'...this was a good one.
Fuck I'm a filthy bastard.
Yup it's a bait n switch venue so went in knowing there would be at least a degree of difference between what the horny generative AI robot painted online and the real one who opens the door. There was, but not dramatically. A little older and curvier but being a fat, sweaty, bald, half blind and bearded old fucker I quite like that. I never feel comfortable thrusting that visage on some poor girl barely out of her teens.
Paid for the upgrade for an hour so there was lots of body licking with hot water etc, balls got worshipped, plus the Asian girl 'nipple suck on guys' if that's your thing. BJ was spectacular. She was actually nice girl, just the usual language barrier but I'm a Google translate wizard so it works out if you can find out where they're from.
I've had some good ones and bad ones at the 'maturbates motel'
...this was a good one.Fuck I'm a filthy bastard.
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