Safety precautions
Yep after all some jizz from the previous punter might still be lingering on her fingers or on her hand And a bit of it might make it's way down your japs eye. Could be some on the table as well. You can't be too careful.
Until they die young of a stroke due to stress.
That is what happened to me.
That's right always make sure you wear a condom during hand jobs. I personally also request the massuesse wear latex surgical gloves for extra extra protection. Or dish washing gloves even better. Condom plus gloves for all hand jobs. Safety is paramount.
Only ever shake a Catholic girl’s hand if she is dressed like this. They get pregnant even if you just shake their hand.
A pair of marigolds is a real turn on!