Sophie Poly Milf - Review
- Jul 19, 2024
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This review is from a punt I had with Sophie in late 2022.
QUICK Review:
She's literally exactly 100% like what you are expecting reading her page. Her photos are 100% accurate, definitely no one else wrote her description on her behalf, and she definitely acts like how you're thinking if you've hung around any islander girls before. But imo she is definitely worth it if you are wanting for a bit of excitement in your life.
LONG Review:
Comms were thru WhatsApp, asked for 2 hour full service @ I think $700 as a birthday treat for me. I had even asked for Greek as I've never done it before! (I still haven't done it to this day, I'll explain later) as a birthday treat. She informs me to bring extra cash for extras because you never know. So I end up just brining $1000. She also says to bring Viagra if you have any. I was already planning on faking ED to my gp anyway lol.
Her place was in the CBD up a bitch ass hill connecting Queens St to Symonds. I arrived early as I got a sense that she was a bit stern thru her texts -- oh boy.
She had asked for a deposit as it was a 2 hour session, which worked out because my fat arse could catch my breath after climbing the hill since I decided to train into Britomart to save on parking and walk to her flat.
She was a little bit late but she was messaging me saying she was doing her makeup. While I was waiting she had asked me to get her a lighter from the nearby dairy that was literally like 10 steps away right next door so it wasn't too much of a hassle and I was happy to oblige. Finally she personally greets me all dressed up at the front of the apartment, which was pretty cool.
She's a little nerved out by me and thinks I'm a cop because of the way I talk, but the way I was dressed was weird since I just came off work. I was a groundskeeper at the time. She thought I was a uni student or something but I'm like nah, I'm pretty dumb, I just talk like this because of movies
We sit down, we chat, we do paper work, I'm prepared to splurge today tbh as I said, birthday treat, never been with a Poly in my personal life or as a punter.
I shower, I'd just come off work, and was a cleaner at the time so I tried my best to clean every nook and cranny. At the time I had long hair thick wavy hair that I generally didn't like to wash too much as it kind of fucked up my hair, my bad for that tbh.
We shout talk while I'm in the shower, it's a pretty small single bed compact flat. Most likely doesn't work out of it anymore. We talk about what I want, I'm really down for anything. She mentions she reeeaelly likes her nipples sucked, and says she does not want to be fingered. I bring up that I asked for Greek in the text, or maybe she brought it up I can't remember. In the text she said yes, my reaction "cool", in person she asks what Greek was, I say it's anal, she says she thought greek meant a Natural BJ, I said okay that's cool I don't really want Greek anyway tbh -- tbh idk why Greek = Anal.
She starts by going down on me, Natural BJ. It's not the best I've personally had, but it was downright a Professional top quality nBJ, she was on her knees, eyecontact (blocked by my tum tum), moaning, sloppy sounds, hands scratching at my chest (my tiddies) the whole shebang.
I start going down on her, do my thang what I usually do usually works on my gyals, I'm sucking on her little jellybean but I notice she contracts and wriggles a lot more when I focus on her Urethra. Awesome hygiene by the way her whole body smells amazing and she is anything but an unprepared WG she definitely cares about her clients as her profile will express. When we finish, I think she tells me either she was extremely close to cumming, or that she did cum (I think she said my stanky ass hair turned her off and I'm like bruh noones ever grabbed my hair and gave it a whiff before now I'm selfconscious about it) but in either case she said I was only on of two guys to do that to her so well at that point.
Anyway, she says she liked it a lot when I licked her clit, but I said no I think you like your urethra being licked, and she said no, so I performed an experiment, and mansplained a bit of female anatomy to her. She thought the hole she pissed out of was called the clitoris. South Auckland Sex Ed for ya I guess.
We start banging. I mean legit banging, somehow her head got stuck between the bed and the wall and her head was banging the wall LOUDLY!! and I'm like "ARE YOU OKAY?!?!" and she's like Yes! keep going! and her head is just banging harder and harder into the wall and I just was like omg this is too funny for me to keep going.
we're like 30 min in and she asks for a smoko. That's a first tbh. So we talk while she smokes crack. At some point she says something that made me think she was Tongan. The whole time I'm keenly aware that something is up with her brain, Autism? Bipolar? Idk, idrc. I actually don't mind taking a break and talking, she's like most punters hate that, whatevs. I'm sitting there on the bed, fully Viagrad up, pins and needles running rampant feels like a phantom dick. She asks if I wanna try crack, she says it helps with her ADHD or something. I'm like nah I'm full, she's like what If I just blow it in to your mouth, I'm like sure.
We start doing doggy, I'm not really feeling much at this point (but that's generally how it goes for me, not her fault or anything), probably switch around a few times between sex and BJ and Cunnilingus and nipple sucking. about an hour in she takes another smoko and we talking shite about people walking by in the street below from her flat window. I say something like she's Tongan or I mention that she's Tongan or something, she's like "What?!? When the fuck did I say I was Tongan? I'm from Samoa, my mother is a Samoan Chief, you fucked up Mr. Police officer you got your intel wrong", and I'm just like okay.. and she's like "I'm onto you" the whole rest of the time.
This time she's determined to get me to pop at least because y'know, it's a 2 hour session she says I deserve at least 2 pops for that, but honestly I don't even care usually if I don't get one pop. But she says what would make me cum, and I say a mouthburst, she's like eww, idk, i don't really like that, which I'm cool with again idrc. But she's like okay. She lays me down and I get like 30min of extremely good head and I'm loving it but I guess she thought I wasn't enjoying it because it was taking long? So she just decides to sit on it and start fucking me uncovered, and whispers into my ear "Do you want to cum inside my cunt?"
And that just melted my brain. That was the first time any girl had ever offered that to me and I had never even asked a girl, working or non working, for that before at that point, I'd always pulled out or busted inside a Johnny and just something about the crazy made me wanna squirt some baby formula. After I busted I was like omg wtf, are you on birth control? She said her tubes were tied (fucking fingers crossed, I don't want a little Samoan chief running around) and she's like 30 and didn't know what a clitoris was or a urethra so *shrugs* She's been posting consistently on Escortify for the past 2 years and hasn't taken a 9 month hiatus so I'm probably not a father.
We went at it again, one last time. One of her old videos on a different but very similarly written post on Escortify she is in the pretzel pose, so I asked her if I could cum inside her in that postion, she said yup. So we did, and it was to date the best 2 creampies of my life and I haven't been able to get enough since.
End of Review.
Long story short, crackhead around mid 30's y/o, does natural sex/bj for the right price, probably been raided by the police a few times, funny, smokes crack, adhd or bipolar, reasonably tight for me and my girth, warm pussy (which I'm told is a common trait of darker skinned ladies), smells good, Really appreciates it if you smell good and clean you cock well especially around the frenulum, and don't smell like poo down there. Definitely probably not worth $700 unless you're like me and wanted to feel good spending as a bit of a birthday treat but I wouldn't spend that much again. not in this economy.
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