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What’s everyone’s pre game before a punt?

What’s everyone’s pre game before a punt?

shandadadi

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I’ll start mine off. If i know im having multiple ladies in a day, courtesy of @OnlyHermes i have started to chug an up n go 8hrs before the first punt & pop a cialis an hr before the session so its on a empty stomach, so far only popped a cialis since i’ve been doing multiple punts in a day. But planning a hot steamy PSE at some point maybe next week and the blue might come or i end up sticking with cialis but just see when it happens. If anyone has some good PSS ladies in mind let me know i don’t mind forking out a bit more since it’s gonna be my first experience and i’ll probably go a little longer than an hour, maybe two or even 3 with the pound town if its really reaaally good


P.s i am from auckland but i don’t mind travelling down south for anyone who does have a recommendation.
 
Not jerking off for at least 3 days before punt.

Do my hip thrush and push up exercise everyday leading up to the punt day.

Not doing my pushup the day before punt.

Not having lactose rich food within 4 hours of punt

Within hours of punt, take a dump then take a long shower. Brush my teeth.

Turn up near venue and wonder why I feel like I need to shit again (nerves and excitement)

Finish punt, either left happy, neutral or regret

Basically, turn up as clean and in as best fitness condition as can be
 
Trim finger nails and hair etc earlier in the week

Floss teeth at least night before

Brush teeth hours before

Gum on the drive over

If it's a long drive, plan for 10 minutes to stretch out the legs beforehand

Going to the gym beforehand is ideal, but otherwise do 10 min stretching in the morning. Gym after booking is hard
 
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Ah yes, abstinence for 3 days prior, that was me at the start of this 4 days punt & icy was the recipient of it all😂

Gonna follow your lead though with the hip thrusts need to get my body prepped for jack hammer styles since ive been doing it like a madman i always leave wobbly🤣
 
You guys have some pretty full on routines with your weekly hindu pushup routines 🤣

All I do is abstinenence for as long as possible. For MAXIMUM BALL CAPACITY. Usually at least 3 days. If I'm feeling particularly ruthless it will be 2 weeks building... to try and store enough cum to paint the side of a house
 
Make sure I have not nutted for a while and Im horny

Make sure I have showered before hand

make sure I have had a good sleep at least 6 hours

make sure I have eaten before hand and have enough energy

And the most important for me make sure there are no bodily fluids in my system before the punt either shit or piss even if it means using the toilet at the punting venue quickly sometimes I will even stop on the way to the punt for a nervous shit and piss

All these factors have been hit the SW will receive me in rock hard formation 😎
 
Swim in the sea naked for 15 to 20 minutes
Befriend a ginger kitten and name him tom
Trim the undersides of a small mop
Sleep in a bath of friendly eels
Dry off using the warm breath of a thousand midges
Jog backwards to punt-site carrying a tray of sliced cantaloupes and tom
Arrive at punt-site and press doorbell with boner

You know, just the usual.
 
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