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Who’s planning sexfourm Xmas party meet up 🤣

Screw Xmas. Do it every Sunday.

We can institute a strict dress code of my klux masks and robes for anonymity.

As we enter the room we can faux limp to dramatacise how sore we are from our week of jackhammering.

We can devise a secret hand shake where for example we hold each other's thumbs and wiggle our hands sideways to simulate masturbation. Impress each other with the fierceness of our grip.

Everyone can bring their used condoms in and compare wads.

We could have interpretive dance competitions where a punter and a song are randomly selected and said punter can demo rhythmic hip thrusting to said track.

We can run a surprise lottery where a punter is funded to take the hit and book a blatantly obvious B+S to report on the following week. And if they refuse to follow through they can be ritualistically shaved and called silly names.

We can identify as Jedi, and call ourselves the 'Force Kin'.

What the fuck are we waiting for?
 
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