Hey , get in line buddy, I am front of the queue when Sahara, the Curator of Simps, comes to Wellington!
The more the merrier. I'm hoping it'll be an easy decision for her when she realises how big her fan club down here is.
Been hardly any touring to the Wairarapa since Covid. @rockstrongo have you tried the Unfortunately Outcall only
Really? Can't even make it across the bridge for me? Not sure if I feel flattered or offended
Every time I get horny it's always around peak traffic time
. And by the time I try make a booking and hit the traffic, I'm always late or miss your slot or need to plan the booking hours ahead. A man can only dream to have you the closest to him! 
Sounds like an impossible task
Sounds like piss poor planning to me. How do you manage to have breakfast and tie your own shoe laces in the morning?
"I am simply laying my cards on the table (and if you would like to be laid on the table too then that is most definitely on the cards.)". Sold!
She lives upto every detail in her bio! I always make sure I visit her when I take a trip to Sydney
Definitely offended now