You've got to get in touch with Darcy.

[GeeGeeload]

I had the pleasure of Darcys company when I was in Wellington recently on business. Stunning looks and personality. She made me feel welcome and relaxed straight away with her intelligent conversation. To say she was sensual and sexaul as only a man can appreciate would be an understatement. I left totally satisfied, refreshed and ready to take on the world. I highly recommend Darcy for whatever your pleasure.

 

[The Ululating Hivemind]

Some of my bros have visited her, and they certainly report that she's great fun.
I hear from them she's more "Cute Girl-next-door" than "Stunning" or super gorgeous, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder (and none of them were disappointed).

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This is your friendly collective consciousness, reminding you:
- If you see a Beholder… don’t panic!
- Remember you are far more scared of them than they are of you.
- If you find yourself being disintegrated and enslaved by beholders mind control rays, don't panic, simply allow it to happen. We will reinstantiate your consciousness in one of our fleet of thousands of loaner bodies, or provide a vector polyp for you to go out and body snatch something that meets your exact requirements (hybrids and large chasis frames available on request).