Yoyo - sensual massage and haircut

Yoyo - sensual massage and haircut
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So i took a punt on Yoyo.
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mostly because i was in the area, and also needed a haircut. Pricing was also very friendly - 80$ for a 1 hour nude massage w/ HJ, including a complementary haircut.

Yoyo was very responsive to text message. good instructions.

Accessing her place involved a 5 minute hike along the coastal walkway on the north shore. only appropriate for punters who can tackle some moderate incline pre-punt. She was working out of a granny flat that was on a back lot of one of these north shore seaside lots. Must have been a multi million dollar place. So you access her place through a back gate onto the walkway, and into the granny flat you go.

Upon arrival, I was greated by a ~50yr old asian lady. pretty enough face for her age. decent english. chunky body, she isnt no pretty young thing, but i assumed as such, going into it. We stripped and off to business we went.

Her massage was decent. 7/10. mostly therapeutic, but with lots of teasing strokes. She brushed her hairy muff up against me a few times, and didnt shy away when i reached over to tickle her pubes. Nor did she mind as i felt up her tits and pussy. It was a really great lead up to the HJ with long and sensual teasing of my ass, crack, and taint, leading to an awesome slow and sexy HJ. "You want a finger inside?" she asked as she was probing my ass with one hand, cock in the other. Yes please - so off she went and grabbed a condom and slid it over her finger, and expertly massaged my prostate until i blew a massive load.

I really appreciated how when i started to blow, she upped the intensity just the right amount, and even leaned her head down to apply 100% focus to my cock. She stroked it thoroughly and made sure to extract every last drop.

After we were wrapped up - "haircut?" I asked?

and she whipped out the barbers chair, right next to the massage table, and proceeded to give me a pretty decent haircut.

A crazy deal for $80. i tipped the poor gal a 20.

All in all

haircut 6/10
massage 7/10
Prostate massage 8/10
HJ 9/10
Pre-and post punt coastal trek - 10/10
Value 11/10
 
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Yoyo was my go to for years when she used to work on Chivalry rd. Would have been 15 years ago. She was quite a looker back then and i used to bang her on the massage table. Then she moved to a shared place on East Coast rd.

I've only been to the coastal hike location a handful of times. Its a bit of a pain in the ass especially if raining. Father time has definitely taken a toll on yoyo. But still a decent massage for a good price. I've never taken up the haircut offer.
 
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You mean East Coast Bays area? Not much. There's a new massage place in Browns Bay, but i haven't visited. There was also that place off Beach Rd in Campbells Bay, but i think that's gone.

If you mean on the North Shore in general, I've always gone for a specific niche of independent ladies, as in they are the ones answering their phones, cheapish end of the market, ostensibly advertising as offering massage, but once they get to know you more available etc
In that vain:
Works out of her garage in Glenfield
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Rotating cast of Chinese grannies, but every now and then strike gold with some huge titty milf
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This one doesn't fit the criteria i mentioned as she works in a house that sees Chinese ladies 30-45 come and go pretty regularly, but her personality was so lovely that she left an impression on me
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Good thing you asked her to do the haircut AFTER the massage, otherwise you may have had to walk out with tiny razor sharp prickly hair trimmings up your ass… (no but seriously as an ex hairdresser, I would personally never offer sexual services and a haircut in the same session! The thought of those prickly hairs going everywhere and then the itchiness you feel after, actually makes me shudder!)
 
she mentioned things have been really quiet lately for her. She said she was just advertising in the herald only, and it was really slow. recently broadened her advertising to escortify, thats how i heard of her, and things are still slow but picking up a bit.

I figured she is worth a stop in if you're short on cash and need a haircut
 
Well Natasha, I'll keep an offer on the table here should you ever feel obliged

If you're ever thin on bookings, I'll book you in for a rub'n'tug followed by a trim on the barbers chair as well
 
Just an update
in need of a haircut, i attended Yoyo's place again.
I had about a weeks worth of sauce built up and managed to give myself a pearl necklace on the finish.
I spruced an extra 20$ for bodyslides. Instant regret on that one. Won't make that mistake again.
Coastal trek still as marvelous as ever.
 
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yes.

the massage was generally therapeutic for the first 30mins, with the odd sensual hint. she teases you a bit with the odd ass stroke and reach-under.
on the flip, she gives quite an expert HJ (very experienced lady).
after i covered myself and her hands in my own spunk, she wipes up with paper tissues. you get 2 minutes of post nut clarity lying on the table, to ponder upon your decisions, while she washes her hands and preps the barber chair.

Then she lays a towel on the chair. the chair is 50cm from the table (the room is quite small). you get up from the table, and you sit down in the chair ass naked. She remains nude as well. she covers you with a barbers sheet before beginning the haircut.

There is a mirror on the wall, less than 1meter away, and you are faced straight at it. You stare in the mirror and wonder what life choices you made along the way that lead you to this exact moment. You can look away, but its impossible to avoid repeated eye contact with yourself over the next ten minutes. As you sit there feeling downright disgusted with yourself for sitting there covered in your own cum crusties, getting your haircut by an old naked chinese granny, well past her prime, that advertises complimentary haircuts as a gimmick to get cheap and indecent punters in the door.

Eventually you give up on avoiding eye contact with yourself, and you stare yourself deep into your own soul, questioning if there remains any basic decency in your own existence. Mercifully, she is quite quick with the barbers tools.

A shower after this is an absolute must. The shower facilities are decent. This allows some time to settle down, mentally.

Once showered, payment and quick pleasantries are exchanged, and out the door you go. within ten steps you are back on the marvelous coastal trek, which immediately begins to alleviate the heavy spiritual /emotional trauma you have just experienced. By the time you arrive back to the car, you feel refreshed and ready to carry on with your day.
 
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