Review Zoe - Paris, Drilling for Water
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While I'm on a review posting period - figured time to get at least a couple out while I'm here.
Review in GFE 1 Hour with the squirt option activated for shits and giggles.
Rocked up to Paris for a pre booked appointment. For the benefit of new folks, they have a full reception with an eftpos machine and a very pleasant receptionist that handles cash and all bookings for you. Don't let it intimidate you if you're used to seeing agency or private, fucking around in hotels, hourly rooms etc. It's a great and efficient service. Once upon a time long time ago there'd be a madam, but these days a friendly, efficient, non judgemental receptionist is just the ticket.
Anyway, enough about how good having a reception desk is, the review.
I was led to the room, an ensuite one as we were planning to get messy in the playground today. Zoe arrived shortly after, now, I didn't quite catch the vibe right away, and perhaps it's because I caught her at a specific time of day, but she was a little past drunk, but not quite sloppy. It was quite odd vibe once I caught on. She wasn't incoherent but was noticeably slurring her words or starting sentences in the middle then backtracking. No matter, I'm here for the splash zone!
Zoe is very late 30s at best, mid forties more likely. Short pixie cut, not shoulder length as advertised. Very athletic build especially for someone who is also very clearly a mum. C section scar so no denying that. However, her body is tight as a drum, and so is her pussy. Polite landing strip, very toned ass, and strong shoulders. Works for her.
Down to business, a pretty good cock sucker, condom on, riding away. She has very firm implants so there isn't a lot of ******* movement going on, especially with the toned body. Great, great shape and not even just for her age, there are some younger girls who'd kill for her body. She rode me for a good while as I got into it. She's pretty raunchy as her profile suggests, again a bit drunk though so a strange combo of athletic and half cut.
As she rode, I saw her lean back and wasn't quite sure what was happening as she's already really tight with super, super narrow hips and not much ass to speak of. All of a sudden, it was warm, wet, and a rocket squirt hit my chest. She didn't warn me, but it was a chuckle anyway. The towel beneath us took a hammering.
With that fun out of the way, I rode her and drilled her into the wet patch. Well, that got wetter as she squired all over my thighs, a fun sensation but it definitely messes up the lube we'd liberally applied. I thought I better get off before it threatens the condom, and I did, thinking about how fun being squirted on was.
An engaging first round, she's into what's happening and quite fun, but again, still pretty drunk. She needed a breather and clearly some hydration and was downing a red powerade pretty hard in the interim.
Chatted a bit, got to know her world, same as all working girls and their clients.
Before long I had to know what she'd look like bent over in front of the handy dandy wall mirror. She stroked and sucked till it was time, then I bent her over the bed. Like I said, super toned so not much to say here about her ass. Though, from this angle her almost uncomfortably narrow hips weren't as much of a problem. I'm not even that big a dude, but there were some odd angles when she was on top that were less than gentle.
I wanted to see if there was anything left in the tank so, with her quite raunchy spirit I nailed her down again in missionary on a fresh towel. Here's something I didn't expect due to the toned hard body, she's actually quite flexible, so with her knees up beside my head I started the tunnel boring project, and wouldn't you know, at that angle the geyser went off as I thought it might. Didn't hit my face, and I'm glad it didn't, not sure if I'm into that, but boy fuck did it go everywhere else. I don't pretend that it was anything I was doing, just part of the service, but she was quite delerious from the effort, and the drink, and hopefully some of it, my doing.
Again the condom threatened the friction danger so I put a bit more lube on and finished my work inside the down the squirt mine and came. Very necessary for shower number 3 as I was well drenched by then.
Final debrief, more slurring, but still pleasant. I think, it's fair to say she's what bogans would call "a bit of a good root". Feels weird to write it but it's the only thing that comes to mind.
Now, the conclusion. I have to say, I don't like the drunk bit if it wasn't obvious. Felt slightly creepy. Even perhaps sober though her personality might be a bit all over the show. She's a good person no doubt, not a bad bone in her body I don't think. Didn't rush, wasn't watching the clock, but the vibes were very, very odd. Wouldn't think I'd do it again. Was fun to watch the show, but I don't quite know if we clicked.
Location - 8/10 great, punter traffic can be a problem with and it's on a main road in the hutt, but you gotta take your chances. Room is great though, spacious, shower, all amenities.
Appearance - 6/10 firm fake tits (not my cup of tea so points deducted hut you may love them) , hard body, OK face. Kinda looks like you're fucking your PT. She's older than advertised but who isn't.
Services - 7 well actually, that's kinda the best bit, apart from the anatomical mismatch they're great but again, points off for drunk. If she was sober and is usually solid and coherent, would say 8.
Concluding notes - shit like this is so subjective. I had a fun time, I'd rate higher experience ordinarily to be honest as she is actually pretty good at her job. Just probably wouldn't go again not to risk the booze, even for the chance of showers.
Review in GFE 1 Hour with the squirt option activated for shits and giggles.
Rocked up to Paris for a pre booked appointment. For the benefit of new folks, they have a full reception with an eftpos machine and a very pleasant receptionist that handles cash and all bookings for you. Don't let it intimidate you if you're used to seeing agency or private, fucking around in hotels, hourly rooms etc. It's a great and efficient service. Once upon a time long time ago there'd be a madam, but these days a friendly, efficient, non judgemental receptionist is just the ticket.
Anyway, enough about how good having a reception desk is, the review.
I was led to the room, an ensuite one as we were planning to get messy in the playground today. Zoe arrived shortly after, now, I didn't quite catch the vibe right away, and perhaps it's because I caught her at a specific time of day, but she was a little past drunk, but not quite sloppy. It was quite odd vibe once I caught on. She wasn't incoherent but was noticeably slurring her words or starting sentences in the middle then backtracking. No matter, I'm here for the splash zone!
Zoe is very late 30s at best, mid forties more likely. Short pixie cut, not shoulder length as advertised. Very athletic build especially for someone who is also very clearly a mum. C section scar so no denying that. However, her body is tight as a drum, and so is her pussy. Polite landing strip, very toned ass, and strong shoulders. Works for her.
Down to business, a pretty good cock sucker, condom on, riding away. She has very firm implants so there isn't a lot of ******* movement going on, especially with the toned body. Great, great shape and not even just for her age, there are some younger girls who'd kill for her body. She rode me for a good while as I got into it. She's pretty raunchy as her profile suggests, again a bit drunk though so a strange combo of athletic and half cut.
As she rode, I saw her lean back and wasn't quite sure what was happening as she's already really tight with super, super narrow hips and not much ass to speak of. All of a sudden, it was warm, wet, and a rocket squirt hit my chest. She didn't warn me, but it was a chuckle anyway. The towel beneath us took a hammering.
With that fun out of the way, I rode her and drilled her into the wet patch. Well, that got wetter as she squired all over my thighs, a fun sensation but it definitely messes up the lube we'd liberally applied. I thought I better get off before it threatens the condom, and I did, thinking about how fun being squirted on was.
An engaging first round, she's into what's happening and quite fun, but again, still pretty drunk. She needed a breather and clearly some hydration and was downing a red powerade pretty hard in the interim.
Chatted a bit, got to know her world, same as all working girls and their clients.
Before long I had to know what she'd look like bent over in front of the handy dandy wall mirror. She stroked and sucked till it was time, then I bent her over the bed. Like I said, super toned so not much to say here about her ass. Though, from this angle her almost uncomfortably narrow hips weren't as much of a problem. I'm not even that big a dude, but there were some odd angles when she was on top that were less than gentle.
I wanted to see if there was anything left in the tank so, with her quite raunchy spirit I nailed her down again in missionary on a fresh towel. Here's something I didn't expect due to the toned hard body, she's actually quite flexible, so with her knees up beside my head I started the tunnel boring project, and wouldn't you know, at that angle the geyser went off as I thought it might. Didn't hit my face, and I'm glad it didn't, not sure if I'm into that, but boy fuck did it go everywhere else. I don't pretend that it was anything I was doing, just part of the service, but she was quite delerious from the effort, and the drink, and hopefully some of it, my doing.
Again the condom threatened the friction danger so I put a bit more lube on and finished my work inside the down the squirt mine and came. Very necessary for shower number 3 as I was well drenched by then.
Final debrief, more slurring, but still pleasant. I think, it's fair to say she's what bogans would call "a bit of a good root". Feels weird to write it but it's the only thing that comes to mind.
Now, the conclusion. I have to say, I don't like the drunk bit if it wasn't obvious. Felt slightly creepy. Even perhaps sober though her personality might be a bit all over the show. She's a good person no doubt, not a bad bone in her body I don't think. Didn't rush, wasn't watching the clock, but the vibes were very, very odd. Wouldn't think I'd do it again. Was fun to watch the show, but I don't quite know if we clicked.
Location - 8/10 great, punter traffic can be a problem with and it's on a main road in the hutt, but you gotta take your chances. Room is great though, spacious, shower, all amenities.
Appearance - 6/10 firm fake tits (not my cup of tea so points deducted hut you may love them) , hard body, OK face. Kinda looks like you're fucking your PT. She's older than advertised but who isn't.
Services - 7 well actually, that's kinda the best bit, apart from the anatomical mismatch they're great but again, points off for drunk. If she was sober and is usually solid and coherent, would say 8.
Concluding notes - shit like this is so subjective. I had a fun time, I'd rate higher experience ordinarily to be honest as she is actually pretty good at her job. Just probably wouldn't go again not to risk the booze, even for the chance of showers.
