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What was your worst Punt of all time? Share

What was your worst Punt of all time? Share
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Go on trauma dump time. Mine at LF a few years back. My regular Lexi cancelled and they offered her. Some awful skinny girl with hideous tattoos that posed with a riding crop that looked like a junkie. Should have walked moment I opened the door but didn't want to get blacklisted. God knows what was happening with the hiring then (I think RR went through a "throw enough shit at the wall and see what sticks" phase. Same time as that girl Violet was working. God if only I could have mind bleach. Eventually called it quits half way and then got sassed by the lippy Gen z post op trans receptionist (who was working there as a girl and not disclosing....). What a fucking circus. Fortunately they comped me a follow up booking which was awesome but what a mess....
 
Should have posted this in general discussion but anyway heres mine...

I was only a young punter about 20. Went to a shitty run down motel where she was living permanently. Was some old hag probably like 40. Not too fat though. And she put like an extra extra small condom on that was pink and it hurt like hell it was so tight. I think she did it to try and make my average dick smaller so less wear on her old pussy. Paid for like an hour and was finished after 20. Kind of wanted to ask for a refund for the remaining half but knew I wouldn't get it. She picked up the TV control to the shitty little tv in her shitty motel room and offered to let me watch tv for the remaining time lol. Was so shit I ended up heading to Mustangs right after to have a new punt. Also I remember her telling me she got fired from Mustangs, probably cause she was old and unattractive and they didn't want her there or maybe because she was a drug addict lol
 
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I had a booking with an Asian lady who I'd seen a few times.
Turned up on time.
Instead of the SW answering the door as usual it was someone else and I was ushered into a room to wait 5 minutes.
I then see the previous punter fuck off and I'm up.
Girl no shower or clean up.
I was pissed off but horny.
Then I'm sucking on her tit and could taste the previous guys saliva on her tits. Smoker I think.
Girl is lovely seen her quite a few times but she lost a few points in my eyes that day.
 
Mine was showing up for an threeway with fake Asian sisters in Remuera. Paid money before I viewed the girls… were both well below average and clearly not sisters, but I shagged them both anyway, as I was there and had taken morning off work for a “dental appointment” turned out to be the most awkward and worst punt ever, I will now forever be wary of the half price threesome,….
 
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Did you post about it on here? That happened to another guy as well lol.

Also was that at that shitty shop above the Sal's pizza? I went there once and some fat old aunty tried to talk me into a 2 for 1 threesome but I declined. I wonder if it was the same ladies LOL. I said no and the other lady wasn't very attractive anyway lol.
 
I saw a lady same establishment as the one I mentioned earlier.
So I arrive SW still in PJ at like 1pm.
Let's me in and then jams a chair under the door handle.
Why ?
In room I look at her she is a 3.
It was fucking awful.
She gets on top and put her arms vertically between my arms and my body essentially I couldn't touch anything.
I've never seen that move before or since.
Couldn't suck her tits couldnt do anything.
In the end I got a handjob and she was crap at that.
I found out later the boss knew what she was doing but as it was just after lockdown
the shop couldn't get better girls while at the same time still having bill's to pay.
Makes me very wary ever since about the 2 shops that boss operates.
This was my worst punt.
 
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I had one like this years ago. Back in the 90s. Maybe she was about 18 or 19. Pretty hot. I wasn't allowed to do anything. She was grumpy and clearly didn't like me. Made no effort to be civil. She was white NZer. Put me off going for young escorts for years because of it. Worried they were all inexperienced and unprofessional. it was many years later I tried again with an 18 year old and she turned out to be awesome. And other young ones since then. Glad to know that 1 girl was an exception.
 
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Ok, so I mentioned that young escort in my previous post. But my worst one:

Years ago again. Ended up with this white NZ woman with a heap of tattoos over her body. Pretty hot.
Things started off ok and then she started complaining about little tiny lumps on me where the hairs grow. not all the hairs. Just some.
She was really paranoid about them. Telling me there was something seriously wrong down there. That wasn't normal to have those!
She serviced me anyway, but was clearly not happy. At the end she said 'Ok, I'm done. Go and see a sexual health nurse. I don't ever want to see you again."
I had never had anyone complain about this ever! Not even my ex wife. So worried about this, I went to a sexual health clinic to be told "oh those are called.... {can't remember the name of them} They are very common on men. They're harmless. And she even showed me photographs on a computer.
I have never EVER once had a girlfriend even mention them. No other escorts since then either. Not once. Ever! Only that one bitch who clearly must have been inexperienced.
 
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I mean where do I begin Ive had a few dubious moments?? I had SM urge when I was younger much younger that left me faced down in fear (i should have run from the start having been lured in as "the other girl" was just inside) as this thing with about 2 teeth and 400 pounds made alarmingly descriptive comments about what "she???" wanted to do to my cock on the turn...Lets just say when the opportunity to escape came I ran luckily with my manhood intact. Also had a interest in Asian girls (still do) and frequented some of the old villas in Greenlane. Well popped in on a Saturday morning, there's one girl nursing a black eye and the other looked a bit roughed up with a split lip. Im not into roughing up WGs and they did not seem keen to play anyways. Well finally this heavy set Chinese guy comes in (I assume another punter) they approach him all smiles and kind words, well once in striking distance they launch themselves at him and each other. Turns out the guy was the "owner" was now sleeping with the 2nd girl having failed to tell the 1st girl his current girlfriend that it was over. But could she keep working... I ducked out between every piece of crockery being pulverized and learning numerous interesting Chinese obsenities.. Finally not quite the worst but definitely most ackward.punt
As above my early interests lay in SM and asians usually both. to the extent I had tendency to seduce my massause. my bad!!! well had to tone this down as when one evening I'm ploughing away through my latest massase and a knock at the "massage room" door goes Hi honey Im home What's that??? Who's in there?, "Wait a minute are you fucking another one of your clients." I made it to the car in a well to do Auckland suburb naked as I was born, a few minutes I calmly wsnt back up the driveway to collect my shoes once I had my pants on.
 
Saw pics of an ex Stripper . People were raving how hot she was who saw her strip .
Arrived at her apartment in the city . She opens the door , my jaw drops , Blonde , beautiful face honestly looked like a model with a hot figure to go with it .
Showered came back and she never stopped talking , telling me her landlords a cunt and she wished someone would fuck him up . Then says hang on I might have to throw up got wasted last night on some shit I took .
Finally got her to shut up and into missionary . After about 2 mins she says I got to take a piss wtf . Managed to get started again did a few positions and finished . Got dressed . She says see you next time I enjoyed your company lol
 
You know you "may have" truly reached rock bottom when in an East London pub with lights blazing (no dimmers or privacy here) you get a rather intense lap dance from a one armed anorexic Eastern Europea girl 18? im sure?? Conversation was like with a heavy Soviet accent "So you like my tits? " Yeh I suppose?? "You touch tits yes you touch???" "Ohhh Boss he no like you touch tits you pay extra or he be angry" And you do not piss East London gangsters off not even just a little bit.
 
My worst not as adventurous as some of yours.
Saw a profile of hot sexy slim blonde up from Wellington. Booked $400 ( and this was pre covid I think 🤔). Turned up at the apartment ( before it was the apartment). She answered door in baggy clothes head down. Hmm can’t be too bad can it. She gave me a towel headed to shower came back and she was a WHALE. 🐳. 🤢🫣
I was early into my punting days and thought I’d made a booking and to leave would be depriving her of income from another customer Lord I was a fool.
I was a starfish. FS , BJ , HJ could not come. Stuck it out for 45 min. Determined to get my moneys worth. Fuckin hoping for a miracle. Left and went and made a booking at DH. Also she told me I should have a walked.
Was going to post but then found out she was DND. Looked at the photos and they had been stretched like to the Moon.
 
Well I guess I will share my experience with you guys, this happened pretty recently. Im very new to this "punting" hobby that you guys are very familiar with, this was probably my 3rd escort I've ever seeen (I usually don't see escorts not really my thing, I was just scratchin an itch). I see this asian girl on escortify and thought she was pretty hot with nice tits, which were blatantly fake but I didn't mind. I message her for a booking, we made the booking at 11:15, mind you I live like 40-60 minutes away from her. So I had to commit if I was going. I get to her place and text her that Im outside in my car, she then tells me to go to the door and ring the doorbell. After that she messages me "please wait", I wait 10 minutes and still nothing happens. They then say another 10 minutes, so I was like "alright I came all this way, I can wait another 10 minutes". As time goes by I see school kids, cars, people walking on the road go pass and my anxiety went straight off the charts. I looked like a crazy wierdo creep waiting for nothing, then 5 minutes later I see another punter show up (Soo much for discretion, felt like a fkn dropkick at that moment being caught out and about). I then tell him that I've been waiting for a while, he then leaves (wish I was that smart during that moment, but I waited all that time and gas to come here which was probably a stupid way of thinking bout it). I then tell her Im waiting in my car, she specifically tells me "customer has extended 20 minutes please wait". Which was pretty ridiculous if you ask me, because we litterally booked at 11:15 and I got there in time. While I was in my car I was seriously considering just leaving and never seeing an escort again (wouldve been a good eye opener for me, considering im 23 waiting in my car while my escort is getting railed inside). 25 minutes go by and she tells me to come in, I get to the door not expecting much because she already wasted almost 2 hours of my life and my privacy as well. She opens the door and she was pretty hot I can't lie (mind you this is my second asian ive ever seen in my life on and off the court, I usually dont bother with asians because Im asian as well and to me it feels like Im about to do some naughty activities with a family member HAHAHA). She definitely didn't look like the pictures but she was hot soo i didnt mind, I wont go into the details about my session but it was really good but Im not sure that made up for the time she wasted from me. Overall the experience leading up to the punt was terrible, but the sex was good so I would say this experience was probably a 2/10. Not sure if I ever want to do this again tbh
 
I went to see double asian girls once in One Tree Hill area… I requested their “squirting” extra… So straight out if the shower, they put a towel down on the bathroom floor and ask me to lie down. I do, a lil nervous.
Then one at a time, they play with their pussy over my face… I thought “this is kinda hot!”
I kid you not, not even a minute into playing tho, they PISSED on my face! Not an orgasm squirt at all, just literal golden shower!
I dunno why I let the second girl do it too after the first.
I remember gagging as some went in my mouth - almost threw up, had to run to sink after and awkwardly drink water/spit.
Some even went in my eye - I was so worried for months after it could've led to contracting something (thankfully didnt!).
Finished with a quick shared BJ between them then left! Never went for any “squirting” session since!
 
Oh man this happened in my early years of punting. Messaged a girl on locamto for a quick car job before work. We arranged to meet at the gas station and I thought id say I’ll be a bit late so I could get a look at her first. I arrive and do the whole park by the car wash move trying to be discreet, next thing this crackie comes up to my window out of nowhere asks if it’s me and under pressure I said yea got here early jump in. Biggest mistake. She’s out the fukn gate bad she puts the radio up loud starts screaming all in fukn party mode I’m trying to tell her to bring it down a bit but in a fake playful way but she’s not having it and it makes her worse. I try slip in where should we go park up and she’s not even responding to that she’s aggressively texting someone amd it makes her wild now I’m thinking I’ve really fukn done it now. I offer to take her wherever she wants but she declines and says we can hangout all day I tell her I got work but she ignores me and cracks a can out of her purse now I’m really shitting it. I’m driving round at this point acting like I’m all keen to party and shit and out of nowhere I decide fuck it we’ll go to pt chev beach we get there and it’s packed with an early morning group. I tell this girl this is a good spot we should go in the toilets. She agrees hops out the car but leaves her purse in there, I’m trying to pretend I’m locking the car up taking my time and stuff but she won’t walk ahead of me it’s like she was my head cause she said don’t take off from me and then she says oh na go somewhere else and jumps back in I have no idea how she sensed that.
At this point I’m thinking fuck this is probably my only chance to lose her, so I start driving away and stop near a bin and ask her to clear her cans in to it as she gets out i threw her purse out and sped off scariest shit of my life
 
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