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Well this thread has certainly made me feel better about my worst punts. Absolute worst has to be the one where someone started playing a drumkit partway through the already terrible session. Turned out her (underage) son was in the house. šŸ˜¬
 
The absolute worst punt was Honey at Chch Lyttleton st.
Booked a VIP with her for 30mins.
She sucked my cock for 15 seconds...n covered it with jimmy to start riding.
Started reverse riding first n when asked to turn around she said Nope.
Then got off, n I asked her to go on the knees which she did with a fuss n then stopped midway while I was doggy styling her.
Went into missionary position n I asked can I suck ur tits...she said Stop. You are done!
I was speechless...stepped out of her house n told her, "Thanks for the shower"

Bad. Bad. Bad human. Worst on communication. No looks. Probably 65 years old. Felt like she only wants the money without working for it
 
Poor life choices, the first
Late 90s I had a punt at a house in Normandale (Lower Hutt).

House was fairly sparse and clearly rented by a couple of SWers, one of whom I had booked. Arrived and the second SWer advised my booking was running late and would be with me shortly.

I waited in the lounge. There was a dog in the house. While waiting it came into the lounge, took a (sizeable) whizz in the corner of the room, and left again.

I went through with the punt. It was unremarkable .., the dog's antics however has stayed with me. I never told them the dog had whizzed and left that surprise for them to discover themselves.

Poor life choices, the second
While still on the subject of bodily excretions, I saw a woman in Bealey Ave around 15 years ago who advertised as a squirter. I was a water sports virgin so made a booking.

Arrived and the power was off in the flat; the SWer made hurried phone calls to someone (god knows who) and power was eventually restored. Cue the main event and the SWer brought out a *tarpaulin* to put on the bed. It didn't need that it needed a small paddling pool. It was a torrent. I cannot remember anything else about the punt.
 
I saw a woman Tika St Riccarton .
Was a while ago - I saw the advert in the press.
Thai
Short, big tits, tubby.
Fugly.
There was nothing from her at all. It was like a conveyor belt.
Any way I'm in her riding for perhaps 1 minute and she said do you need some help, do you want a toy up your arse.
I said no.
I just blew and left probably all up 10 minutes.
 
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The Thai on escortify May.
She used to be a good time but she has beefed up this last couple of years.
She is still a nice lady but I can't do tubby tug boats anymore
She doesn't fuck you around.
Kisses multi shots all for a good price.
Photos are genuine.
She is way north of the advertised age tho.
 
Classic stories,unfortunately I've had a few duds,the alcoholic that just had to know mg ex non wg girlfriend she ended up screaming abuse I walked just as well my friend was paying and I was done that was chch.red light district in Amsterdam thaught I better try one so I could tell the boys a story, she had bo and complained she was sore before I'd done anything I walked.High class place in tailand she started crying what a turnoff I stopped and left the room and had a bourbon.
 
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