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Pooeycumfart
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- Mar 15, 2025
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Lacanto can be good. There are scammers and meth or gang related sluts for money on there. Buyer beware. Can be hit and miss. Normally if it's clear communication maybe okay. Caution with the shit area suburbs new Brighton aranui bits of Shirley horny ...even pockets of riccarton. Meeting and picking her up is probably safer sometimes in case she has men hiding at a house waiting to rob you. It has happened. There a bad muth fuckin chick near Selwyn st shops that rips off guys. She a meth head for sure
This was my general feeling after browsing through the ads
- Jun 3, 2024
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Majority of girls on Locarno look like Manchester street crack whores. Saw one the other day, sexy black girl or something and my god she was huge. As others will say some diamonds in the rough. It’s trying to replicate backpage which was really good in its day.
- Jan 21, 2025
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Had a sticky situation on Escortify once.
On arrival to the motel the girl was waiting out the front of the motel. She told me to hand her the money before we get to the room.
I thought this was strange told her I want to go to the room first before I hand the money over. walked into her room and heard some noise coming from a closed door behind.
freaked out and bolted it.She started chasing me down the road screaming "give me my money" luckily I was faster than her and she gave up her chase.
On arrival to the motel the girl was waiting out the front of the motel. She told me to hand her the money before we get to the room.
I thought this was strange told her I want to go to the room first before I hand the money over. walked into her room and heard some noise coming from a closed door behind.
freaked out and bolted it.She started chasing me down the road screaming "give me my money" luckily I was faster than her and she gave up her chase.
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- Sep 1, 2024
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Locanto is definitely the bottom feeders website. All kind of mental scenarios appear for sale. It is a slice of life thats for sure.
The best way to navigate is to have a log on. Once you can log on you have better access to photos and the message service. Also if you see an advert that is obviously a fraud, a local that is a hideous wilderbeast, a P-whore or Man you can use the "Block ad" function. Not only will it block their advert but any other they have put up.
I have seen a couple of gems on there and the odd complete noob amateur (a personal favorite - PM me if you find one).
Melissa - nice girl, a bit pricey but may see again. If you like pretty and petite you will like her -
May - good chick. Anal for $120 and 45 minutes is great. Submissive. Seen her many times but a fair drive to see her -
Rachel - tall, big and busty. A once only from me -
Sally - $50 for full swallow. She loves it -
Hollie - smells of special cigarettes. Submissive. If you want a porn style sloppy BJ she can take it.
I have not seen Alaya, but interested in feedback -
The best way to navigate is to have a log on. Once you can log on you have better access to photos and the message service. Also if you see an advert that is obviously a fraud, a local that is a hideous wilderbeast, a P-whore or Man you can use the "Block ad" function. Not only will it block their advert but any other they have put up.
I have seen a couple of gems on there and the odd complete noob amateur (a personal favorite - PM me if you find one).
Melissa - nice girl, a bit pricey but may see again. If you like pretty and petite you will like her -
May - good chick. Anal for $120 and 45 minutes is great. Submissive. Seen her many times but a fair drive to see her -
Rachel - tall, big and busty. A once only from me -
Sally - $50 for full swallow. She loves it -
Hollie - smells of special cigarettes. Submissive. If you want a porn style sloppy BJ she can take it.
I have not seen Alaya, but interested in feedback -
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DDsmash
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- Jan 2, 2025
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Great summary, thanks.
Def keen to visit May up in Rangiora
Be careful they aren't so young that they are underage. Unfortunately for our society a lot of men love the eighteen year olds but where's the line from it being an underage girl as you can actually get charged for that. I know a few men that for prosecuted in a case and were all given pretty harsh penalties turned out the girl was advertised of age so they just assumed she was 18 but she was 15. It's not worth a rape charge. I reckon go by the rule if it's someone who could be your granddaughter or an episode on age gap lover it's perhaps a bit far. I'm sure you asked her for Id tho ? That's the men with fetishes to things like school girl with the 18 year old cos some of those girls are still in school or just dropped out. but if you were in a car and prowling around high schools at an old age of those same girls you just had sex with or had one of your 20 year old daughters turn up and realise you had met her at a brothel. If the tables would turned would you be fine with your 18 year old daughter having sex with a 48 year old? I hope you asked for ID. The brothels kind of protect workers as that most the 18 year olds are 25
but they are all above eighteen whereas on locanto they don't have to prove ageAbsolutely have to be careful, I’m definitely onto it with that one. When I say young .. 25 is young. Definitely can’t be too carful with that! I have a rule If the girl looks under 25 I ask for Id. I would hope other punters would do the same. I’d say Pretty much most girls advertising knock a few years off their age especially those working at established borthels etc but you can never be too careful!
- Jan 21, 2025
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Dating site advertisement.
Just like those annoying fake accounts that come on here and spam all the threads with dating site links
I have, said she’s a size 14 .. not into the fat ones
A magnificent summary - you rule, Rule!
A quick couple of questions, maestro.
1. May of Rangiora, she of the huge nungas and desire for ******* action... did you take the risk? Her ads suggest you pretty much walk in, drop her pants and stick your dick straight into a warmed-up, cum-drenched pussy (or arse) - she must get absolutely hammered.
2. Hollie of the 'special cigarettes'. See she does 'trades'. Great. Can you have a coherent(ish) conversation with her? She seems quite pretty (?). Blunt question - does the pussy smell okay? What are her rates?
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Three quick reviews of my own.
Sammi. She gets terrible reviews, has been 39 for at least five years and has the second-worst set of tatts in Chch. And she smells weird, a bit hospital bathroom. But if you can get past that, she actually has quite a pretty face, nice eyes and decent, firm tits. She's not lying about how much she likes her toys - she has a wand battering away on her clit when you bang her, and then sticks a pretty sizeable vibe up her pussy when you're done. At the time I saw her (a couple of years ago now), I thought I'd be one and done, but writing this review makes me think maybe an encore could be in order. At 70 bucks for 30 minutes, it's like K-Mart on a good day. and and .
Ivy. Another one who has been unfavourably reviewed (on this forum a few months back). The photos are her - but they've been up on various sites for the seven or so years I've been monging. She doesn't look like this now - she's probably a size 14 or 16 - but she's still toned, bangable... almost Greek looking. While the GFE side of things was a joke - the kissing not much more than a peck - she smelt good and tasted even better. In sum, a nice girl and solid value at $160 p/h.
Tamara. The queen. She had about 65 five-star reviews on Locanto until she disappeared about 6-9 months ago. I got two hours for $300 - *******! - just after the first Covid lockdown and it was pretty damn good. Five stars seemed unreasonably low. Went back again about a year later and this time... I dunno, it wasn't bad, but it wasn't anywhere near what I remembered that first time. Pussy is perfect and as fake breasts go, they're exceptional too. I see she's making a comeback - keen to read a field report anyone who's been there recently. and and
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While Locanto is very hit and miss - kinda like playing Russian roulette with three bullets in the chamber - the rewards make up for it (especially if you like your girls slutty and skanky).
Any reviews, reports or pointers on the following would be appreciated.
1. Yup, count me as another deviant keen to hear more about Alayla:
2. Had a shitty text exchange with this one - I think I got her on a bad day and I wasn't in the best mood either. She advertises non-stop - and her ******* rates are seriously tempting. Dangerously so! Anyone been there?
3. Locanto does seem to attract a type - cheap, skinny, skanky, wanton, often with crappy tattoos. eg. or (the actual worst tatts in Chch) or or or . Some of them could be the same person... it's hard to tell (note: Locanto's lax multiple profile/multiple post thing can get annoying). Anyone nailed any of these?
4. There are women on here who are pretty hot. Like Riley and this face:
5. But let's not kid ourselves - we're not looking for a girlfriend. And please don't judge me - but I would quite like to blast this big-titted, pierced-nippled chub. Great value.
6. This is another problem with Locanto - every fetish is catered for. As well as skinny skanks, I do like my PAWGs. . And there's something about Tray too: .
But enough of all this. Back to the cricket!
ok Tamara looks like my cup of tea but what with the send me a selfie? that + locanto just sounds way too dodgy
I’ll add a couple of girls ..
This one …
Fucked her a few years ago, cheap and nasty… nice body and pussy, definitely on the glass bbq. Remember pounding her hard from behind and she took it like a champ.
This one..
Bit of a Star fish and a mum tum.. not a terrible root but wouldn’t waste my time again. Was at a hotel and Had a lot of little gangbangers around.. definitely on the glass bbq too.
This one ..
Another clacker .. was an ok for a cheap root but remember her breath smelled like 1000 assholes . Was at a hotel she had booked for the night not a car job as seems to only do now. Wouldn’t do again
This one ..
One of the better girls of locanto, pretty hot and knows how to handle a cock.
This one …
Fucked her a few years ago, cheap and nasty… nice body and pussy, definitely on the glass bbq. Remember pounding her hard from behind and she took it like a champ.
This one..
Bit of a Star fish and a mum tum.. not a terrible root but wouldn’t waste my time again. Was at a hotel and Had a lot of little gangbangers around.. definitely on the glass bbq too.
This one ..
Another clacker .. was an ok for a cheap root but remember her breath smelled like 1000 assholes . Was at a hotel she had booked for the night not a car job as seems to only do now. Wouldn’t do again
This one ..
One of the better girls of locanto, pretty hot and knows how to handle a cock.
She never used too but I guess she’s being picky on who she sees .. she’s legit
