Review Candice (La Belle de Luxe) – I’m in love
daok
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- Apr 15, 2025
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Do you have long legs and very big breasts?
Do you have long legs and very big breasts?
As Marylyn Monroe famously said "when you marry for money you end up earning every cent of it". Nothing is ever really free...
There's a metric on how many reviews you need to post before you can comment on a neck beard?
lol what? You got that from me making fun of someone who says they're in love with a hooker and says that hooker wants a ticket to their high life?
You ever tried dating girls for real? I mean if you're going on trips with them and hanging out with them. Why are you paying?
Dude being successful has always been praised. But saying you’re in love with a hooker and alluding that she wants you too because of your sweet poker riches isn’t something that should be praised. And it’s pretty fucking far away from success in my book
Manbreasts count ? Legs depends on the angle. Note I don’t shave them for anyone
Have you ever tried getting your own life?
A nice wax job and you're in.
I’ll take that as a no. You should try it, it’s kind of like what you’re doing. But both people are attracted to each other
Do you have friends, that, you know, that joke and take the piss out of each other? Have any understanding of satirical writing? Life must be a joy for you!
Bro careful, he won’t give you a ticket to his sweet lifestyle