Review of Kimberly (NZG/Escortify) – North Shore Encounter
iamonamissionnz
New Member
So, last week I ventured to the North Shore for an hour-long rendezvous with Kimberly, who advertises on
and Escortify. She’s a familiar name, travelling between Auckland and Hamilton, and I figured I'd see what all the buzz (or mild hum) was about.
Overall: 3/5 – A lukewarm soufflé. Not bad, not burnt, but not quite Michelin.
Communication: 2/5
All communication was done via traditional SMS. While that’s functional, I personally prefer something more discreet and modern—like WhatsApp, Telegram, or even email. With SMS, there’s always the potential for the texts to show up on an itemised phone bill, which isn’t ideal if discretion is a concern. A small thing, but worth noting.
Location: 3/5
Discreet spot in a residential area with solid off-street parking. The room was tidy, cozy, and heated—which, let’s be honest, is practically luxury during these winter days. But it’s worth noting the property is also her home, and you will sense the mysterious presence of a roommate gliding past like a stealthy ghost. If you're big on discretion, maybe bring a cloaking device. Or just mentally prepare.
Appearance: 3.5/5
Photos are recent and accurate—no time-travel filters here. What you see is what you get, and she’s got lovely smooth skin. Of course, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I fully admit my own reflection wouldn’t pass for a Greek god unless the myth was about a demi-deity who fell into a vat of dad bod.
Attitude: 3/5
Polite, chatty, and there was some playful back-and-forth, which I always appreciate. But overall, the vibe felt a little... flat. Not awkward—just not much personality spark. Like sparkling water that forgot to sparkle. Fine, but not what you'd call memorable.
Performance: 2.5/5
She wasn’t passive and there was engagement throughout, so no "dead starfish" situation. The BJ was decent, nothing wrong with it, but also nothing to mentally scrapbook. She’s not big on vocal feedback—so if you're hoping for some audio cues to feel the connection, it might feel a bit too quiet. And unfortunately, she doesn't allow receiving oral, which was a bit of a letdown for me personally. The experience wasn’t robotic—but it also didn’t light any fireworks either.
Final Verdict
If you're after a no-fuss, efficient punt—this could be your ticket. For those looking for a more immersive “experience” with chemistry, vibe, and maybe a little vocal enthusiasm, I’d recommend having a chat beforehand to see if you click.
Disclaimer:
This review is based entirely on my personal experience and preferences. I’m not here to shame or judge—everyone's taste and chemistry differs wildly. Kimberly may very well be someone else's absolute favourite. As always, be respectful to all providers, communicate openly, and remember: your mileage will vary.
Overall: 3/5 – A lukewarm soufflé. Not bad, not burnt, but not quite Michelin.
Communication: 2/5
All communication was done via traditional SMS. While that’s functional, I personally prefer something more discreet and modern—like WhatsApp, Telegram, or even email. With SMS, there’s always the potential for the texts to show up on an itemised phone bill, which isn’t ideal if discretion is a concern. A small thing, but worth noting.
Location: 3/5
Discreet spot in a residential area with solid off-street parking. The room was tidy, cozy, and heated—which, let’s be honest, is practically luxury during these winter days. But it’s worth noting the property is also her home, and you will sense the mysterious presence of a roommate gliding past like a stealthy ghost. If you're big on discretion, maybe bring a cloaking device. Or just mentally prepare.
Appearance: 3.5/5
Photos are recent and accurate—no time-travel filters here. What you see is what you get, and she’s got lovely smooth skin. Of course, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I fully admit my own reflection wouldn’t pass for a Greek god unless the myth was about a demi-deity who fell into a vat of dad bod.
Attitude: 3/5
Polite, chatty, and there was some playful back-and-forth, which I always appreciate. But overall, the vibe felt a little... flat. Not awkward—just not much personality spark. Like sparkling water that forgot to sparkle. Fine, but not what you'd call memorable.
Performance: 2.5/5
She wasn’t passive and there was engagement throughout, so no "dead starfish" situation. The BJ was decent, nothing wrong with it, but also nothing to mentally scrapbook. She’s not big on vocal feedback—so if you're hoping for some audio cues to feel the connection, it might feel a bit too quiet. And unfortunately, she doesn't allow receiving oral, which was a bit of a letdown for me personally. The experience wasn’t robotic—but it also didn’t light any fireworks either.
Final Verdict
If you're after a no-fuss, efficient punt—this could be your ticket. For those looking for a more immersive “experience” with chemistry, vibe, and maybe a little vocal enthusiasm, I’d recommend having a chat beforehand to see if you click.
Disclaimer:
This review is based entirely on my personal experience and preferences. I’m not here to shame or judge—everyone's taste and chemistry differs wildly. Kimberly may very well be someone else's absolute favourite. As always, be respectful to all providers, communicate openly, and remember: your mileage will vary.
