Where are you?
Here I am, stuck in a slow shift, spiraling into existential thoughts. And still no men in sight.
Where are you?
- Thread starter Sahara
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@MANLYGENT what makes you so "manly"?
I really should not have just spent 10 minutes trying to figure out why the clock in the background is not mirrored. Is that rectangular thing in the background a portal to another dimension @Sahara?
It might as well be! I have no idea what that thing is
I like where your focus went. These must not be very good photos of me 
Maybe I can turn you into one if you give me a chance?
Sorry, I didn't mean to give that impression at all! This was *after* I'd spent a similar amount of time admiring your magnificent mane and pleasing proportions.
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Lucky your breasts are acting like air cushions and taking the first impact. Oh to have them cushioning the impact of my chest on yours
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Maybe we can turn you into a FS star.
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Oh pity. I had been thinking I needed a handjob. Should have come tonight.
You have a nice arse.
You have a nice arse.
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Men are capable of sexy time focus and checking out unexplained objects in the distance simultaneously. It might explain why so many dudes who claim to have seen UFOs also claim to have been probed by aliens.
Those are great photos.
Come see me Thursday?
Wait.. did you hit something or bang someone? Are you okay either way?
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Oh he’s definitely feeling OK.
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You can still have a HJ.
Giving out handies this evening. Come see me 
