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Classic Sex Forum Reviews (you just have to read)
JohnnyPunter

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The forum continues to grow and new members are signing up all the time so I thought it would be fun to dig up some of the best old early reviews and list them here. Here is a list of the most memorable reviews I have read on this forum (listed alphabetically).

Deepthroat, Swallow, & Piss on her by @Rolo

Erin by @UncleVT

Sophie Poly Milf - Review by SmarmyCunt (RIP)

The pursuit of deep rimming... And a loss of innocence by @OldMacdonald

Yoyo sensual massage and haircut by @OldMacdonald

I'll start it off but if any other members can think of some reviews that they think should be on this list comment below and I will add them. The criteria here is reviews that are funny, dirty, well written, memorable, and genuinely give you a laugh to read.
 
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Erin

I had been trying to book Erin for three days, and finally got a reply tonight. Let me tell you, she's one hard-to-book girl. Surprisingly, her agent is the same one known for mediocre quality girls. I don't know how the hell she managed to get such a good quality girl this time around. Usually...
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Review that put SF on the Map
 
That's right. Sweet pink haired Erin. UncleVT got lucky booking her. I tried after seeing his review but got B&S by one of the old bags working there. I remember one of them put some pink dye in her hair so she could pretend she was Erin even though she was 20 years older and 20kgs heavier 🤣
 
@OldMacdonald, the sensual massage, followed by the hair cut. An absolute classic. And the sequel, further down the thread, is even better.

Yoyo - sensual massage and haircut

So i took a punt on Yoyo. https://escortify.co.nz/auckland-escorts/yoyo-35264 mostly because i was in the area, and also needed a haircut. Pricing was also very friendly - 80$ for a 1 hour nude massage w/ HJ, including a complementary haircut. Yoyo was very responsive to text message. good...
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Wow. I just read through each one of those reviews, and each time at the end of the review I thought the next one can't get any better or any funnier. But everytime it did.

Classic stuff lads 😂👀 thanks for the laughs
 
This forum keeps serving up some of the best shit you'll read anywhere. Funny, insightful, hot, sometimes really touching, sometimes sad. And often absolutely batshit crazy.
Well played.
 
Some of these reviews sound borderline satire, I wish I had writing skills like that! The funny shit differentiates us from other forums anyway
 
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