Squirting
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Wish those time return with my current pay
Squirting
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I spent 18months working on a contract in a smallish city in the late 90's.
There was a small backstreet brothel near where I was working who did a $60 30min special on weekdays. I must have been there at least 50 times.
The owner had an endless array of all sorts of girls working there - I think he would almost take on anyone. Young bespectacled students with tiny pink nipples, happy alcoholic MILFs who would sneak sips from a hip flask during a booking, tough manual labour girls with rippling muscles and hands like chainmail gloves, European backpackers with ingrained BO and fantastically hairy pussies, horny solo mums who would tell you after a booking that if you booked them again they would refund you back $20 in the room.
And like the Pinball Wizard, I must have had 'em all! A fantastic experience.
There was a small backstreet brothel near where I was working who did a $60 30min special on weekdays. I must have been there at least 50 times.
The owner had an endless array of all sorts of girls working there - I think he would almost take on anyone. Young bespectacled students with tiny pink nipples, happy alcoholic MILFs who would sneak sips from a hip flask during a booking, tough manual labour girls with rippling muscles and hands like chainmail gloves, European backpackers with ingrained BO and fantastically hairy pussies, horny solo mums who would tell you after a booking that if you booked them again they would refund you back $20 in the room.
And like the Pinball Wizard, I must have had 'em all! A fantastic experience.
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I'm so envious of those times man!!
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Hey team SF. This is some interesting reading, I thought it might help if I clarify a few things as there seems to be some information gaps here. I'm not going to get into the debate as to whether or not squirting is 'real', because I know my own body and what it's capable of, and don't have anything to prove. My wonderful regs know it's authentic and that's all that matters to me. Different people are into different things and that's ok.
The reason us true squirters charge it as an extra is because first and foremost, it's a highly specialised skill, one that it's taken me personally many years to perfect. And not everyone can or does provide it. So much like greek being an extra for those that offer it ( I don't btw ), I understand why it's an extra for those that do.
It also requires extra time in preparation for myself both physically and mentally and to set up the room appropriately, so mattresses and carpets don't get destroyed. And requires extra time in clean up and lots of extra laundry which does come at a cost. I have to account for that extra set up and clean up time when booking a room as well. But there is a lot that goes on behind the scenes in any sex-workers day that clients may never realise or consider.
It can also take a lot out of the body, these are VERY intense sessions and I lose A LOT of liquid (clear liquid
that is). It can make me feel very euphoric and even a bit light headed for quite a while afterwards, likely from dehydration - so I have to then re-hydrate for the rest of the day. So I choose not to do more than one of these bookings in a day.
As for the 'female pleasure' part, It may surprise some of you but for some guys, pleasuring a woman is a major turn on, some even view it as a privilege. And It's not me hitting them up saying 'hey Id love you to make me gush everywhere today,' they seek me out specifically for this experience.
Moreover there are different types of female orgasm. I have exceptional pelvic floor control and can have both squirting and non-squirt orgasms. Certainly if I am being stimulated in a certain way ( usually g-spot stim, but can also do it with clitoral ) then if that continues I won't be able to stop myself from gushing, so if the client has not requested and paid for squirting, at that point I redirect them elsewhere which prevents me from making a mess when the room is not set up for it, or without me being remunerated appropriately for it. I can then achieve a non squirt orgasm. I can also squirt without having an actual orgasm, it's often many smaller 'warm up' squirts that are extremely pleasurable but a different sensation than actually cumming, they build in intensity then eventually there will be an almighty 'flood gates opening' incredible explosively wet orgasm at the end.
The idea that we shouldn't charge for parts of the job we obtain pleasure from is flawed, and begs the question should we only be paid if we don't enjoy it. This is our job, and some of us have special and specific skills and capabilities that deserve payment just like any other job with areas of specialisation.
I hope this makes things a bit clearer. I'm happy to answer any polite questions if anyone has any.
The reason us true squirters charge it as an extra is because first and foremost, it's a highly specialised skill, one that it's taken me personally many years to perfect. And not everyone can or does provide it. So much like greek being an extra for those that offer it ( I don't btw ), I understand why it's an extra for those that do.
It also requires extra time in preparation for myself both physically and mentally and to set up the room appropriately, so mattresses and carpets don't get destroyed. And requires extra time in clean up and lots of extra laundry which does come at a cost. I have to account for that extra set up and clean up time when booking a room as well. But there is a lot that goes on behind the scenes in any sex-workers day that clients may never realise or consider.
It can also take a lot out of the body, these are VERY intense sessions and I lose A LOT of liquid (clear liquid
As for the 'female pleasure' part, It may surprise some of you but for some guys, pleasuring a woman is a major turn on, some even view it as a privilege. And It's not me hitting them up saying 'hey Id love you to make me gush everywhere today,' they seek me out specifically for this experience.
Moreover there are different types of female orgasm. I have exceptional pelvic floor control and can have both squirting and non-squirt orgasms. Certainly if I am being stimulated in a certain way ( usually g-spot stim, but can also do it with clitoral ) then if that continues I won't be able to stop myself from gushing, so if the client has not requested and paid for squirting, at that point I redirect them elsewhere which prevents me from making a mess when the room is not set up for it, or without me being remunerated appropriately for it. I can then achieve a non squirt orgasm. I can also squirt without having an actual orgasm, it's often many smaller 'warm up' squirts that are extremely pleasurable but a different sensation than actually cumming, they build in intensity then eventually there will be an almighty 'flood gates opening' incredible explosively wet orgasm at the end.
The idea that we shouldn't charge for parts of the job we obtain pleasure from is flawed, and begs the question should we only be paid if we don't enjoy it. This is our job, and some of us have special and specific skills and capabilities that deserve payment just like any other job with areas of specialisation.
I hope this makes things a bit clearer. I'm happy to answer any polite questions if anyone has any.
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Such a shame the ‘MythBusters’ team never got around to doing an episode on ‘squirting’
.But your general comments on pleasurable activities for you, and (of course) other women are (obviously) absolutely correct. I cannot conceive of not wanting my provider to have a great time.
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Thank you @AvaMILF for taking the time to reply. I was curious as to whether or how you can turn the flow off so thanks for explaining that. And I absolutely agree that the clean up afterwards should come at a cost. I was the one who had to do that in the past after my "friend" came to visit. I loved what she did but not only did the sheets need changing but I'd also have to wash and dry the mattress. I imagine she probably wished she could find the off switch at times too.
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Naw good! Im glad it shed some light on things sweets.
Yes I do 'pre-load' with lots of water about 90mins prior to a session, which does help with the aftermath dehydration effects, but Im always shocked just how much fluid I actually lose, way more than what goes in, especially in a particularly passionate session. Nothing turns me on more than a man who genuinely LOVES it!
One day i'll get around to squirting into a bowl and measuring it but on some occasions it would easily be literal litres.
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My pleasure MBB. Yeh it took me a loooong time to work out how to stop it once I was really aroused with a skilled lover doing all the things that usually make me 'pop'. Now that pelvic floor control comes in very handy and is something I work on all the time. Im clenching right now in fact
( insert kegel here ).You can get special plastic sheets from places like Temu that can be sanitised afterwards that are a life saver for mattresses! Obviously great for GS also. I pop them under the sheet plus several big towels on top. In a pinch shower curtains from the $2 shop also do the trick, you just rip off the holey strip for hooks at the top.
Always pays to have a waterproof mattress protector on also but not always possible at hotels etc.
Preparation is key!
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Help! Jamie Hynman, Adam Savage, where are you?
That sounds like a true experience to behold @AvaMILF
Never seen/experienced it in real life, but always been curious.
A lot of the information around needing to hydrate afterwards etc I'd kind of guessed (and to me the bit about charging extra shouldn't have needed to be explained, but sadly it does), but it was still really interesting to read about it all first hand.
Thank you for that very detailed and thoughtful post.
If I were in Wellington you'd tempt me to go outside of my one preferred regular box just once in order to be part of seeing a whole different layer of a woman's pleasure.
Never seen/experienced it in real life, but always been curious.
A lot of the information around needing to hydrate afterwards etc I'd kind of guessed (and to me the bit about charging extra shouldn't have needed to be explained, but sadly it does), but it was still really interesting to read about it all first hand.
Thank you for that very detailed and thoughtful post.
If I were in Wellington you'd tempt me to go outside of my one preferred regular box just once in order to be part of seeing a whole different layer of a woman's pleasure.
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@Johnnymac are you doubting that some girls squirt, or is your issue just with what exactly the fluid is?
Re the first point, you poor bastard. You haven't lived if you haven't got a chick so worked up that she floods your hand, face, or pelvic region and the whole damn bed with her sweet juices. (It's a shame it isn't more common.)
And re the second point, yes I expect it's probably a mixture of pee, sweat, and natu-ral vaginal lubricant but it's clear and doesn't smell like pee so any pee it contains is highly diluted. I've also been pissed on by a girl (by choice) and this is definitely not that.
Re the first point, you poor bastard. You haven't lived if you haven't got a chick so worked up that she floods your hand, face, or pelvic region and the whole damn bed with her sweet juices. (It's a shame it isn't more common.)
And re the second point, yes I expect it's probably a mixture of pee, sweat, and natu-ral vaginal lubricant but it's clear and doesn't smell like pee so any pee it contains is highly diluted. I've also been pissed on by a girl (by choice) and this is definitely not that.
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Both female ejaculation and squirting, are distinct, but real phenomena. However, the notion that squirt - which comes out of the urethral opening, and originates from the bladder, as opposed to female ejaculate which is ejected (in small quantities from the skene’s gland, and is relatively viscous) - is other than urine is nuts.
Of course the squirt fluid is clear - go drink two litres of water, and in an hour or so, you’ll be discharging colourless, odourless, fluid.
If you enjoy the experience, that’s fantastic ………. but that doesn’t alter the science. I mean, I still enjoy Christmas, but I don’t believe in Santa
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Why then is it still clear even if I don't 'pre-load' Johnny? Sometimes I simply don't have time, especially if Ive had other bookings prior, and it does not alter the appearance of it whatsoever. My ability to squirt is in part about me being extremely relaxed and aroused, not how much water I have consumed.
Im curious as to what your obsession with attempting to 'debunk' the concept of squirting actually is, and why you cant simply go 'Oh here are some people who like a thing that Im not into, good for them', rather than trying to shit in their cornflakes.
If people are curious about the science behind it, of which there are endless options and differing opinions to wade through for balance with a simple google search, even given the lack of good research in the area, they are capable of seeking that information for themselves. But you seem genuinely put out and even heated on the other thread that this is something others find hot.
It's making me wonder if it is in fact more about an affront to me personally given our checkered history on AF.
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A couple of things that are hard to explain as just pee.
1. It comes out too fast; like a water balloon exploding.
2. It's way more slippery than pee.
Maybe the explosive nature is various muscles all contracting and relaxing in unison like a tidal wave. And maybe the slipperiness is sweat mixed in.
Like I said I'm sure it contains pee but it's not only pee. My most memorable squirter was someone I'd get drunk with first and alcohol obviously makes you pee more and pee clear. But I've also had this with girls who were sober.
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I think probably the booze helps as both a muscle and mental relaxant too. For me anyway its impossible for me to do if Im not really relaxed, so sometimes that requires some mental exercises.
Ive been sober for years now but when I did drink things could get VERY messy (in more ways than one
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Damn when was that Johnny the 80s?
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Hey Ava, while we were hardly buddies on AF and you were a noted acolyte of the woman who single handedly ruined AF, it’s definitely not personal.
Though we’ve never met, I can appreciate you have a well developed sense of humour and sense of fun, plus a deep passion for what you do.
I have a science background - amoungst others - which includes tertiary study of human anatomy and physiology, and my scepticism is predicated on that.
However, I’m happy that you have a strong client base who enjoy both you company and sensuality.
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Women have short urethras - hence they’re susceptible to UTIs. The urethral opening is capable of considerable dilation - facilitating high volumetric discharge.
Putting squirting to one side - women can eject urine at twice the rate which men can.
The other thing to consider is that every part of our anatomy and physiological functioning - sans the appendix - has a physiological purpose. What purpose would squirting serve?
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That last sentence reminds me of the historical notions from the 19th century of 'The female orgasm being a MYTH' and them being sent off to doctors for 'manual stimulation' if they were being too 'amorous' with their husbands.
So what is the purpose of the clitoris, (or have you never found one?). Or actually what is the purpose of sex without the intent of procreation at all? Pleasure Johnny... PLEASURE!
Im curious... have you ever actually seen a woman REALLY squirt with your own two eyes in real life?
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