Melisa - review
TylerScott
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Melisa - review
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Firstly brother, that's a request, not a review.
The ad has been up forever. Samuel Parnell lived brielfy in Wellington in the 1840s and when he wasn;t throwing muthafcukas into Wellington Harbour for working more than a 40 hour week, his diary records him downloading "the correct pigeon-coop address for a fine curvaceous lass of virtue negotiable, by the name of Melissa, although the lithographs were blurry and didn't show face".
My understanding from a bro who hit this ad up wayyyyy back is it was an ad with a group of full-figured women manning it, and if you wanted someone curvy and coffee-coloured and weren't super fussy beyond that then they'd have your brand buddy!
But the actually "Melissa" wasn't any one person (think James Bond, or Cobra Commander or Steve Parr).
<edit> diisregard my second hand intel, one of the brothers below appears to have better!</edit>
The ad... the girl in the video looks kinda compelling in a GILF-y sorta way. Were I in a position to throw down I might even hit that, however she's plainly a different girl to the other 2 in the pictures (although maybe they're the same girl taken at different intervals over a 30 year period?)
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Whilst other brands freeze out in cold water, the Ululating Hivemind removes even the toughest stains...of residual consciousness... on ... on your nervous tissue.
The ad has been up forever. Samuel Parnell lived brielfy in Wellington in the 1840s and when he wasn;t throwing muthafcukas into Wellington Harbour for working more than a 40 hour week, his diary records him downloading "the correct pigeon-coop address for a fine curvaceous lass of virtue negotiable, by the name of Melissa, although the lithographs were blurry and didn't show face".
My understanding from a bro who hit this ad up wayyyyy back is it was an ad with a group of full-figured women manning it, and if you wanted someone curvy and coffee-coloured and weren't super fussy beyond that then they'd have your brand buddy!
But the actually "Melissa" wasn't any one person (think James Bond, or Cobra Commander or Steve Parr).
<edit> diisregard my second hand intel, one of the brothers below appears to have better!</edit>
The ad... the girl in the video looks kinda compelling in a GILF-y sorta way. Were I in a position to throw down I might even hit that, however she's plainly a different girl to the other 2 in the pictures (although maybe they're the same girl taken at different intervals over a 30 year period?)
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Whilst other brands freeze out in cold water, the Ululating Hivemind removes even the toughest stains...of residual consciousness... on ... on your nervous tissue.
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Pretty sure that's the same Melissa Kisser I saw up in Strathmore Heights back before covid, the profile, price and pictures are red flags all over, when I saw her she was in a block of rough housing NZ flats, old, fat and rough as fuck in person, after taking the 100 cash said she couldn't open her legs coz of injury and needing surgery etc, didn't like sucking cocks, couldn't do HJ's coz of hand injury and didn't like people touching her etc etc, I took the hit and walked, I suspect most others may have had similar experiences over the years????
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Damm that’s fucking taking one for the team and technically, you didn’t even take it you just gave out cash.
Thank you for your service and for the laugh
