Request Elle - back in chch???
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You...don't seem to realise what this site is.
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Elledreams
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I do, and I find it disgusting men treat sleeping with escorts like a sport. I also get more bookings off here being honest, the bad reviews don't actually affect our work, they just make you look like bored, perverted old men with nothing and nobody to do in your free time.
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You seem like a freak yourself. Seriously - you commit your time to reviewing womens bodys. We have real lives outside of the industry but it seems the industry is your life.
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You're both suffering from sex addiction, get some help instead of exploiting the discretion of women who have not consented to be spoken about publicly.
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Hold on.
What's wrong with paying customers rating the service they received?
It'll be no different from people rating a chefs food, or a model's performance during catwalk etc.
The only difference being, this involves intimate activity with aliases and anonymity.
But ultimately, it still involve a service being provided, and a paying customer
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Can't believe you accept bookings off here when it's such a disgusting cesspit of bored, perverted old men. You must be a masochist.
As far as unwholesome objectification of bodies goes, you seem to have a particular interest in denigrating Johnnymacs's cock.
Please tell us that you will be contributing more cock reviews!
What variety of armchair is my cock?
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No you first called Elle a bitch (not me) which I responded to. Reviewing women in the bedroom in any sense is fucking disgusting and says a lot about you as a man.
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So you are this woman?
We HAVE NEVER MET.
You have clearly never read one of my reviews which speak of warmth, professionalism, punctuality and humour.
You are either being maliciously mischievous, or have me confused with someone else.
You posted on, what for you, is an eponymous thread without clarifying that you were not the subject of the thread. You’re either ignorant, or you were deliberately seeking to obfuscate the narrative.
Either way WE HAVE NEVER MET, or even corresponded prior to today.
Your posts have been reported.
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Well this is amusing
If you have chosen escort as your career. You are going to subjected to reviews on this site .. some may be harsh .. some may be an ego boost.
If one punter says you’re a bitch I would take it with a grain of salt. If multiple punters agree then maybe said escort is a bitch
.Men who pay for sex are often misogynistic assholes like myself.
We are paying for a service .. and if it’s shit we’re going to come here and you will be ridiculed.
If it’s good .. most blokes on here will sing you praises and that will lead to more bookings.
From the reviews I’ve read Elle sounds like she gives a decent service.
Old mate Jonny armchair .. pop a viagra mate .. it may inflate more and get rid of the wrinkles and stop you being such an angry little man.
And Elle.. stop being a bitch lol
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I’m neither little, nor angry, but you’re profoundly stupid and incapable of following the narrative.
@Elledreams and I have NEVER MET.
Im picturing you as an angrily little Danny Devito type of bloke who punches holes in the walls around the house when he doesn’t get his way
… could be wrong.Elledreams
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It's pretty clear why none of you get vagina in real life
we’ll excuse me little lady .. I get plenty. My tinder game is strong lol
I just enjoy fucking the occasional whore like yourself from time to time as it’s just easy. It’s like getting takeaways when your tired of cooking .., yes I just compared you to MacDonalds… clown and all 
I don't like getting involved in disputes here, but JohnnyMac has posed two fair points:
1. You aren't the Elle/Kelsey this thread was initially about.
2. If you are the Elle below he says he's never met you contrary to your claim some posts ago. An honest response about this would be wise.
For the record, based on the gorgeous and polite Escortify profile, I would have considered booking a massage with that Elle if I lived in Wgtn. [
I wouldn't have reported this Elledreams profile just yet. But that's up to JohnnyMac.
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You talk like a man who’s been paying for sex long enough to think it makes him desirable. You don’t ‘get plenty,’ you buy plenty. There’s a difference — one smells like confidence, the other smells like Lynx Africa and loneliness. Baby, you mistake convenience for desirability. You don’t ‘get plenty’ — you settle often. I’m the one men lose sleep over, not the one they grunt on between swipes. You sound like a man who mistakes being tolerated for being wanted. Cute. Now go brag to Tinder about how you ‘hit a whore’ — that’s the closest you’ll ever get to relevance xxx
And, for the record, this is the profile's first post
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I'm literally Elle from Wellington, I couldn't give a fuck whether or not men on this site want to book me. I have plenty of regulars that aren't online freaks. I'm allowed to stick up for other girls who don't even know theyre being posted about. I have seen Johnnymac before, years ago. He was just as horrible to do a booking with as he is to respond to
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I'm honestly so fine if a 60 year old man doesn't book me
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