Request Anyone had Flower?
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The very first line of her "about me" made me spat my coffee
I don’t even know what I just read, but that is some super creative writing there
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I might contribute to her statistics
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Surely someone has to take one for the team and find out who the author of profile is. There is some sort of mystical lady who wants to see all the lads that NZ has to offer.
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Me too, as long as she’s legit
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That'll make her ma champ.
Make sure you don’t wash for a day let out a fart cause she loves different body odors!
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Yeah I'm not sure why mortal combat was the first thing that came to mind over machamp. Not sure who I would prefer the four way he from out of the two. Feel like either was it would be too rough.
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It was supposed to be a pun for
My champion.
You not getting my puns hurt my feelings.
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I'm a bit slow today brain is a bit frazzled from work. I do apologise for wasting a good pun.
I’d say she is judging by the general mess and the NZ products like warehouse stationary and soft touch tissue in the pics, but probably older looking than the photos.
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The working girls always complain about this forum, but that profile is ruder and more explicit than 95% of the reviews here.
I'm not going to lie it kinda sounds appealing. I think I'd rather let someone else step up for this volunteer sacrifice mission though.
I'm not going to lie it kinda sounds appealing. I think I'd rather let someone else step up for this volunteer sacrifice mission though.
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And that's the sad bit, we can be such simple creatures.
It does have that vibe of the 'titles' that get attached to Japanese pornos where someone just literally translates every random character on the front of the box and ends up with something like 'Secret acupuncture destruction domination: Supandekusa Cosmo Angel Dead Face Edition' or of course, the classic 'The magic mirror car hardboiled swimsuit gals challenge spider riding chicken race! Earn 100 yen per piston, but if you ejaculate, the prize is immediately confiscated! With a stiff big cock, can’t stop thrusting, crazy mid-cream out!'
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she wants 1000 different cocks and odors & body counts
She’s the chinese bonnie blue
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Everyone needs a dream. I wonder how she keeps track? A digital counter on the wall? Maybe you take a ticket?
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Are you seriously questioning whether Asians can math without the help of tools?
