Not a standard request - potential escort neighbour?

[shande5991]

I have a list of girls on the list to try, and for some reason I think my new neighbour may be an escort on my list. She definitely looks the part. Should I go ahead and book with her?

 

[Johnnymac]

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Sure, will save on travel time.

 

[60sGuy]

Definitely not.

 

[H3Kevin]

Sound like a bad idea, could lead you down a terrible path

 

[daok]

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Sure, what could possibly go wrong?

 

[rockstrongo]

Could asking a lady who isn't a hooker if she is a hooker be worse than asking a lady who isn't pregnant if she is pregnant?

 

[ballisto]

Method 1:

Contact her through her advertised channels and ask her if she does 'girl next door fantasy bookings'.


Method 2:

Inexplicably develop a strange habit of watering the lawn every single day (but for some reason only on that adjoining property border so you can see into her windows).
If you 'accidentally' see her taking cash from dudes, and then fucking them, it will add support to your theory.


Method 3:

Work out constantly for 6 months to develop hulk hogan biceps. Now....
Dress up in construction gear and find a really strenuous job to do, making sure to be in her full view. Raise a massive sweat and fan yourself with large wads of $50 notes to cool yourself down.

If she comes over with a large jug of iced lemonade and a cheeky look on her face.... then thank her for the kind offer and enjoy the lemonade.

When she leans into you , strokes your chest and mentions how uncomfortable it must be to be in those hot, wet, dirty clothes....and that maybe it would be nicer to take a break and let her 'help you to relax'......pull out a wad of cash and say.....


'if I give you $380 can I finger your arse, bone you out, and then cum all over your face?'


Method 4:

Yell out over the fence in a clear and extremely audible manner....

'oi, neighbour, neighbour, yes you there......can I book in for a root?......I said......CAN I BOOK IN FOR A ROOT?..............A ROOT..........YOU KNOW...........FUCKY FUCKY (insert finger repeatedly into closed hand simulating intercourse) ...............FOR MONEY.....


I'm sure that any of all of the above would be well received and above board.

 

[ManBehavingBadly]

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Which of those would work best as a pickup-up line?

 

[IrishMaori]

Send us a link then?

 

[Hornybutbroke]

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Just don’t book and hop across the fence when it’s your booking time. Or leave in your gruts and hop back over the fence.

 

[thewolf]

"do you have any sugar?"

 

[Hornybutbroke]

Or
“I have some cream for you darling “

 

[ballisto]

Or

'sorry to bug you neighbour, but I seem to have run out of pussy juices, you don't happen to have any spare you can lend to my face perchance?'

 

[Abstinax]

Don't forget to leave a review on the neighborhood Facebook page.

 

[rastag33k]

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There was a brothel on my street, and one day, due to bad weather, their rubbish bin toppled over, spilling hundreds of used condoms onto the street.

 

[HornyAsHell69]

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yep come on - share and share alike

 

[ManBehavingBadly]

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Great idea. You can wave to him from her bedroom window. Or if you're brave enough leave the curtains open and then he can write the review for you.

 

[Shandy]

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Are we related?

 

[shande5991]

She doesn't work out of her house - makes it more difficult to confirm. But I am fairly certain it's the same chick

 

[Abstinax]

Ask her if she does outcalls. Give her her address.