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Review I made a rookie mistake.

Review I made a rookie mistake.

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Got home not long ago from this booking.

I messaged and made a booking with "Barbie" an asian girl on escortify despite knowing better. I was just too horny and looking to get a load off from someone relatively close and cheap.

Kept close communication every step of the way. Got to the motel room, I don't even know if it was her or not.
Handed payment and laid on the bed. She got on top and was relatively passionate I guess. She got a phone notification and she took her phone for a lil bit while she was on top of me. Red flag already.
After she was done, she quickly got the condom and started sucking, it was okay. It got me hard at least.
We got up, she laid herself on the bed and positioned me to get in from behind. Thing is she closed her thighs while I was trying to slide in and expected me to go from there. I didn't even know if I was even inside her. She went on her phone again.

Okay that killed the mood for me and I got soft. She noticed and told me to get back on the bed. She quickly replaced the condom and started sucking me again. The condom replacement was so fast that as she lowered her lips toward my tip, I thought she was doing a ******* bj.

Anyway by this point I just wanted to wrap this up and get the hell out of there. Again, her sucking skills was decent. She was sucking me hard which got me hard again. My body must've known I wanted to get this over with, cos I came very fast.

Anyway she asked if I wanted a shower, I did. Showered, quickly toweled off, dressed and left. She hugged me goodbye before she guided me out the door. I didn't care I just wanted to leave lol.
And that's the end of that booking.

I paid for a 20 minute gfe booking - $120.
Her txt message telling me what was in the gfe experience listed: sensual massage with warm oil, deep kissing, condom bj and passionate sex in many positions.

My experience: Oil massage? Nope. I didn't care for it at this point anyway. Deep kissing? Nope not even a regular kiss. Only things I got in that list was a decent bj and some awkward lifeless sex.

So yeeah I booked a 20 minute session for 11pm. Arrived at 10:53 and was immediately let in.
When I left the room it was 11:06. That's 13 minutes. Meaning I entered the room, handed payment, got undressed, did the thing, had a shower, got dressed and left all within 13 minutes LOL.

Welp never listening to my little head again. Stick with the usuals that I KNOW will guarantee a good time.

Thanks for reading about my self inflicted suffering.
 
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Self inflicted is right, but it happens. Its called the ''i shouldve just had a wank'' punt. I once felt like making a booking, but procrastinated till pretty late on a Sunday night. And the girls available were LIMITED. It was 11pm, I had already drunk a few beers so close proximity was important. I got one text back and swung into action, jumped in my car and i wasnt even really in the mood.
Got to seedy motel, felt iffy. Went to door, she didnt look great but i thought i would just power through it. It was not good. I dont blame her, I shouldve just had a wank and gone to sleep.
 
Next time, rather than spending $120 on an experience like this... you are better off saving up for 3 weeks or so at which point you will be able to afford a fabulous experience with a well reviewed provider. 20mins is also not long enough for an actual GFE service. 20min sessions are usually deemed 'quickie' bookings which is generally standard basic service, and to be fair all you should expect at that price and in that timeframe. Not excusing her behaviour at all here, being on the phone during a booking is outrageous!

In this world you often really do get what you pay for. 💛
 
Good you can see it as a learner. It's very common when you first start punting to fall into some of these unfortunate traps.

It def pays to take some time and do your research. Enjoy the anticipation while deciding who will get your time and $$$, and tell the little head down stairs it will be worth the wait!

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Yes going with someone familiar is a guaranteed good time, but it is also fun meeting someone new.

Once upon a time my little head took over and I had a FS booking that was originally scheduled for 7pm, then 8pm then 11pm. I knew she had stuff to sort out and I was flexible that night, (I had previously seen her for a SM and in the last session she left me wanting more).

It was a great session and by the time we finished chatting after the main event it was a bit after 12am. But that's my only ever late session apart from going to the a strip club after heading into town for the night in my early punting days.
 
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Crazy how these women are rushing even a 20 minute booking :ROFLMAO:
They are so tight with money they are watching the clock in the seconds not the minutes :ROFLMAO:

At that cost $120 for 20 minutes you are paying $6 a minute there and you only received 13 minutes and had 7 left. She Got $42 out of you there for not having to do anything almost 1/3rd of the total booking :ROFLMAO:
 
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I have some regulars where if I pay a 20 minute booking they give me 20 minutes of actual Sex. Not including shower etc so for a 20 minute booking you actually get like 30 minutes or so with the girl (y)
 
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Yesterday I nearly went with what the little head was telling me but a wiser and larger head prevailed.
Went to see my regular (Gina Tang) and had a very good time...I had been worrying about ED (I'm mid-60's) but Gina put those worries back in their box and taught me something about my body that I would never have worked out for myself...I came like a teenager!
True, you gotta make a few mistakes in the beginning, but treat them as a learning curve and go easy on yourself. 🙂
 
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