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I'm straight. I wouldn't be checking out a guy's dick. I'd be averting my eyes or getting the hell out of there. :LOL:
 
I played summer football with a Brazilian guy. He was as ugly as sin. He always brought a fit bird with him every week to the games (different bird every week). I couldn't figure out how.

Anyway, summer footy was just show up and play, then go home. He then played winter football with us, where you stay behind, shower and have a beer afterwards. After the first game, he strips off to shower and Jeepers he whips out an Anaconda. It was seriously down to his knees. I've never seen anything like it. And have never seen anything like it since.

Weird because I'd never noticed it when he was running around on the field in his shorts. Perhaps the strangest thing was he was one of the quickest players I've ever seen. I had no idea how he could run with that thing between his legs.
 
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