Review Isabella - Sensual as f$#& massage
I saw her a couple of weeks before Christmas - she's just taking a break and enjoying the summer like so many others do around this time of year!
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Does anyone know when Isabella is returning? I've put money aside for her but I'm starting to have excess savings for this hobby
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Think she's too good for welly personally so will be surprised (but very happy) if she returns. Im new so hey maybe I'm her just pumping up my own posts even though she doesn't even appear to be working anymore haha. I fucken hate these forums. Last thing id do if I found a goodie was tell others about em haha. But guess it's useful to warn others of scams (or rude woman cough milly cough). Isabella certainly was not one. She was 1 in a million. Just pray she's well and happy 
That's so sweet. It's great to find a masseuse you can fall for, I do it a lot. You think you're special to her like she is to you .... then you arrive early and thru the wall you hear some other guy making noises as she pumps him, and your heart breaks.
The Ululating Hivemind
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Thanks, Yet-another-guy-who-only-posts-one-thing-and-that's-to-shout-Isabella-out.
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The last time the punter was wrong and ended up making a booking with her. Either way multiple guys newer and older have enjoyed their time with Isabella. Ironically I tried to book her but something didn't work out but I will try again if she comes back online.
Its been a while since you have posted. I missed your unique style of writing.
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Thanks man, been away, glad to be back 
I think this guy is the second or third dude who the only thing they post is something about how Isabella is hot and he can't wait till she gets back.
At this point I can't even resist zinging them.
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I think this guy is the second or third dude who the only thing they post is something about how Isabella is hot and he can't wait till she gets back.
At this point I can't even resist zinging them.
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What do ululating hiveminds do for a break?
Yes she must have lots of Wellington fans that she casts a spell over. Hopefully I get to see what the sensual as f$%& experience is all about.
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That's not the conclusion I draw about whats happening, but I admire your charitable nature
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You can show concern and care for other humans without assuming you've "falling for them". I actively encouraged her to see "good" clients that wouldn't impact her mental heath or were otherwise risky. Its her life. If I never see her again but she's happy id be happy. I care a lot for my cat. Don't mean I've fallen for em 
Im punctuatal ya got that part right
. Rooms get booked in 30 min slots so don't wanna fuck around with the manager/WG.
A second post! Ohh there you go guys you "triggered" me and now I'm falling into your lame world of spending time/ energy on escort review forums. Or maybe I'm also still on break and a bit board and see these notifications in my inbox so decide to it's mildly better entertainment than Netflix...
If she's making money and enjoying it as a side hustle, make hay while the sun shines. Target rich high status guys that have similar level of discretion and leave her feeling better than before would be how I'd do it. She's hotter and smarter than most 650/hr girls I've seen.
Haven't heard her pumping another guy. Good girl gone bad is a bit of a kink of mine though... but I don't know her from a bar of soap so just hope she's doing what's best for herself.
No hearts can be broken on this end. So don't worry ya little punter head on that one.
Cool story. Gemini help you write that genius pose? I don't think im any more special than you mate.
Im punctuatal ya got that part right
. Rooms get booked in 30 min slots so don't wanna fuck around with the manager/WG.A second post! Ohh there you go guys you "triggered" me and now I'm falling into your lame world of spending time/ energy on escort review forums. Or maybe I'm also still on break and a bit board and see these notifications in my inbox so decide to it's mildly better entertainment than Netflix...
If she's making money and enjoying it as a side hustle, make hay while the sun shines. Target rich high status guys that have similar level of discretion and leave her feeling better than before would be how I'd do it. She's hotter and smarter than most 650/hr girls I've seen.
Haven't heard her pumping another guy. Good girl gone bad is a bit of a kink of mine though... but I don't know her from a bar of soap so just hope she's doing what's best for herself.
No hearts can be broken on this end. So don't worry ya little punter head on that one.
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Steady on tiger, you've come at a strange time in the life of this joint. Lots of new accounts making like seagulls, squak a bunch, shit everywhere, then fly off. He's just having some fun at your expense.
We always hope folks stick around, and it sounds like we all hope isabella comes back - she's got clients waiting after all.
Anyone notice that in the reply to OP, presumably Isabella, she's deleted? Can't work that one out
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It's definitely a masseuse ad, nothing to hint otherwise, but some SM provide FS selectively. Any hint that she does? Or just the hands on treatment, no dramas, just thought if you happened to know.
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And more tanned and better than ever!
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You might have to investigate yourself. If she does offer FS selectively probably best not to disclose? As it would be for people she feels conformable with
or repeat clients.
I will see her even if just SM. Find out for myself about the great SM experience.
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Hey guys, Isabella here.
As tempting and entertaining as it is watching the buffoons tie themselves in knots over conspiracy theories about me (and thank you for the free publicity — truly), I’ll put you all out of your misery and clear a few things up.
First the deleted account situation. I genuinely can’t tell you why that happened. If you followed the very first thread asking whether anyone had seen me, you’ll know I shared my side publicly at the time and privately with a few people who were speculating. One of those people later became a client and left a completely honest review he knows who he is, and he’s a legend for backing his curiosity with real experience.
Now, about the reviews.
When that original post went up asking for feedback, I did what any business-minded woman would do and used it as free marketing. It was also my birthday (8 August), hence why I remember this clearly I had seen two new clients the day before who I genuinely connected with and had excellent sessions with. I asked if they were happy to leave a review. They were. They did. No scandal. No puppet-mastering. Just adults behaving like adults.
Kev was also part of that thread and booked in on the condition he’d leave a 100% honest review. That takes backbone on both sides. I respect him a lot, I’ll always stay in touch with him, and he sets a bloody good example of how this forum should be used: real experiences, honest feedback, and basic human decency.
To my lovely clients and yes, the ones I call “babe” (I’m Australian, it’s what we do) thank you. Truly. Your reviews, your support, and the fact that you take the time to share your experiences and back me means more than you probably realise. You are what makes this worthwhile, and I appreciate you more than I can properly put into words.
I’ll also be upfront: I’ll probably be stepping away from the industry in the near future. But while I’m here, I’d like to leave it better than I found it.
People love to ask why this industry is “dying.” Here’s a clue: women put themselves out there to run legitimate businesses, and instead of constructive discussion, they get drive-by character assassinations from anonymous accounts with too much time and not enough courage to book.
That kind of behaviour is soul-destroying — and completely avoidable.
If you haven’t met me, haven’t booked me, and haven’t experienced my service, your opinion of my work is just that: noise. Imagine strangers walking into your workplace and publicly reviewing you based on imagination alone. Ignoring reviews from real clients While disregarding the fact that you’re business your livelihood could be affected but then still throwing it out on a public forum. You wouldn’t accept it either.
I welcome real reviews. I welcome honest criticism. I welcome accountability.
What I don’t welcome is fiction dressed up as fact.
All the best,
Isabella
As tempting and entertaining as it is watching the buffoons tie themselves in knots over conspiracy theories about me (and thank you for the free publicity — truly), I’ll put you all out of your misery and clear a few things up.
First the deleted account situation. I genuinely can’t tell you why that happened. If you followed the very first thread asking whether anyone had seen me, you’ll know I shared my side publicly at the time and privately with a few people who were speculating. One of those people later became a client and left a completely honest review he knows who he is, and he’s a legend for backing his curiosity with real experience.
Now, about the reviews.
When that original post went up asking for feedback, I did what any business-minded woman would do and used it as free marketing. It was also my birthday (8 August), hence why I remember this clearly I had seen two new clients the day before who I genuinely connected with and had excellent sessions with. I asked if they were happy to leave a review. They were. They did. No scandal. No puppet-mastering. Just adults behaving like adults.
Kev was also part of that thread and booked in on the condition he’d leave a 100% honest review. That takes backbone on both sides. I respect him a lot, I’ll always stay in touch with him, and he sets a bloody good example of how this forum should be used: real experiences, honest feedback, and basic human decency.
To my lovely clients and yes, the ones I call “babe” (I’m Australian, it’s what we do) thank you. Truly. Your reviews, your support, and the fact that you take the time to share your experiences and back me means more than you probably realise. You are what makes this worthwhile, and I appreciate you more than I can properly put into words.
I’ll also be upfront: I’ll probably be stepping away from the industry in the near future. But while I’m here, I’d like to leave it better than I found it.
People love to ask why this industry is “dying.” Here’s a clue: women put themselves out there to run legitimate businesses, and instead of constructive discussion, they get drive-by character assassinations from anonymous accounts with too much time and not enough courage to book.
That kind of behaviour is soul-destroying — and completely avoidable.
If you haven’t met me, haven’t booked me, and haven’t experienced my service, your opinion of my work is just that: noise. Imagine strangers walking into your workplace and publicly reviewing you based on imagination alone. Ignoring reviews from real clients While disregarding the fact that you’re business your livelihood could be affected but then still throwing it out on a public forum. You wouldn’t accept it either.
I welcome real reviews. I welcome honest criticism. I welcome accountability.
What I don’t welcome is fiction dressed up as fact.
All the best,
Isabella
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Thanks for your response. I dont think there are many guys that would doubt your authenticity as you have received glowing reviews from multiple guys.
If anything there will be some guys that will probably want to see you as we are always on the lookout for those gems in the city. Hopefully there is less soul destroying stuff thrown out and positive stuff coming your way.
