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taxeme

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Hi! Here are some helpful hints for escorts that is no way a knee jerk response to the shitty message directed at punters entitled “ You can save yourself looking like an idiot if you”
1. Please don’t cancel appointments last minute when we have driven miles to see you. Or just stop responding to texts completely and without explanation. Treat punters with respect by default.
2. Don’t post fake pictures or AI filtered images or (more commonly) 3 fake and one genuine (which gets verified - we know the game).
3. If you’re a size 14 B cup, don’t say you’re a size 8 GGG cup (*******). Play it straight. And if you do post fake pictures don’t get grumpy when clients walk. Also some western punters can actually differentiate pictures of asian girls. Amazing I know.
4.This is an exchange between adults - money for services -so treat punters like people. Punters pay your wages. Just because someone is willing to pay you for sex doesn’t make them a cunt. If you think it does, and feel the need to treat them like a cunt then you may be in the wrong line of work.
5. Don’t have a pricing structure so complex, or a list of rules so long that we need a lawyer to sort them out. It doesn’t make you come over as super professional, it’s just annoying.
6. If you expect good hygiene from your clients then be sure to practice it yourself.
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And 7) respect that when a punter pays for an hour they are paying for an hour with you - not 5 minutes waiting for instructions, 5 minutes waiting to be buzzed up, 10 minutes for a solo shower and 5 minutes at the end for another shower - all of that effectively almost doubles the price of your company which in many cases is $6+/min ignoring the above.
 
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8. Don't have a set of instructions (provided 5 min prior to start of booking) to your apartment that are so complex that even Magellan wouldn't find the door in time.

SC: "Go to the rock and watch the way it reflects the sun. Follow that direction until you see a small gnome..."
 
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Ill ad one.
Please dont pull the condom out before I even touch you. Nothing worse than a SW that pulls a condom out right off the bat and trys to apply it to your flaccid penis before you even touch her.

Nothing kills the vibe worse than that for me

And also no "cum now hurry up and cum talk" This actually makes it harder for me to cum and fake moaning really excites me to ejaculate.. Not
 
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I’m not sure knowing helps. When they do it has shown a lot of trust. I do think with many individuals and good agencies there will be a decent reason. Not that it helps I get it I drive 2 hours for mine.

Out of frustration I have acted like a cunt once or twice following a cancellation and can say I didn’t feel better for it. Done it again recently maybe I got it better this time will see I guess.

My only tip is you have a good report with them they will often help find a replacement.
 
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My post from the red flags thread (with some additions):

If they ghost you at the start time of the booking and text you 5-10min later saying that they are almost ready.

I'm sure it's legitimate sometimes but I have found this to be a very reliable red flag for bad service.

Some others:
  • Aggresively worded or very lengthy descriptions
  • Endless list of different service packages
  • Weird pricing structures
  • Loads of extras (base rate service meh)
  • Frequent price or name changes
  • Casual response to your enquiry ("hi baby")
  • Bad gut feeling within 5-10 seconds of meeting them
  • She is busy but her friend is available (B&S)
  • Endless conversation at the start of the booking (on you to gently initiate the action)
  • Advertised as petite but waist is hidden or obstructed in the photos
  • Advertised bust is much larger than what you can see in the photos
  • Photos are poor quality and don't show much
  • Always on either their first or last day
  • Location doesn't match the high end pricing
  • Advertised as independent but phone number search brings up other profiles using the same number
  • Reverse image search brings up instagram girls or escorts in other countries
  • Madam wants you to hand over the cash before you see her (no way)
  • Too good to be true
  • Different price to what was agreed to beforehand.
 
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