Amber (brief) review
Im embarrassed to admit I went through with the booking when I arrived.
The worst punt ever.....by a country mile!!!!
Photos, which are pretty average anyway, are EXTREMELY flattering. Looks way older just for s start.
Unflattering (attempting to be diplomatic), figure. Zero attempt look or 'act' attractive or alluring. Fresh out of the shower with wet hair and old tracy-dacks on. Simply lay on her back, legs in the sir exposing the most gasping p**** Ive ever seen, and said "what do you wanna do?....I didnt have the heart to reply "get the f*** out of here".
There was NO WAY there was going to be call to order downstairs at the sight of that!!
Through prostate surgery a couple of years ago the load isnow dry, so I managed to fake a load blow to get out as fast as possible.
Now I fully expect fierce criticism (well deserved) for going through with it......but think of is as me taking one for the team!!
You're welcome.
The worst punt ever.....by a country mile!!!!
Photos, which are pretty average anyway, are EXTREMELY flattering. Looks way older just for s start.
Unflattering (attempting to be diplomatic), figure. Zero attempt look or 'act' attractive or alluring. Fresh out of the shower with wet hair and old tracy-dacks on. Simply lay on her back, legs in the sir exposing the most gasping p**** Ive ever seen, and said "what do you wanna do?....I didnt have the heart to reply "get the f*** out of here".
There was NO WAY there was going to be call to order downstairs at the sight of that!!
Through prostate surgery a couple of years ago the load isnow dry, so I managed to fake a load blow to get out as fast as possible.
Now I fully expect fierce criticism (well deserved) for going through with it......but think of is as me taking one for the team!!
You're welcome.