Amy - Crystal's Massage (would not return)
blokalovin
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I don't often feel the strong urge to write reviews but when I do , I have noticed it's mainly because I want to share and talk about my negative experiences. Punting is not cheap. Punting is an escape and relieve for me and I believe for many others here as well. Naturally, when a punt goes well, you're put into a momentary state of bliss and then perhaps you're off about the rest of your day.
However, when a punt isn't so great, the feeling of regret lingers and it doesn't feel great.
I was deciding between SM (and new girl Amy at Crystal's caught my attention) and your usual traditional Thai massage, good old therapeutic relief. In this case, I regret not going for the thai massage.
Premises and Reception: Tidy, inviting. Sorted paperwork, all was well. No issues here.
When Amy came in, she looked different to what I pictured. First thing that was asked is if I would like to indulge in any extras (which she then proceed to list). I did not take her up on any based on what I saw and felt. So if any of you expects Amy to exude new therapist charms, look away. She's not new to industry and was from another establishment which she bad mouthed.
Session: Very little body slides initiated. Little to no eye contact. Honestly felt like because I said no to extras, she wasn't happy and this carried through the whole session. Ah yes and no boobie touching included in the base price. So... if you want to have any sort of physical contact (touching her) , it will set you back with all the added costs of extras. At which point honest you might as well go find a full service provider. About 20 mins into the session I was fantasizing about my Thai massage and wishing I had not gone (at least some knots would be sorted
).
I don't think this is a chemistry thing. I sincerely think it's the case of not enjoying the art or work of SM. When finishing me off, she yanked so hard I felt like my dick was going to be ripped out lol haha I have so much regrets as I'm typing this whole thing up.
Ratings based on MHO (factoring cost and experience)
Looks: 6/10
Body: 7/10 Well proportioned
Service: 3/10 (I don't know how to rate this objectively but trust I will never return)
Vibes: 3/10
May my next punt be better .......
However, when a punt isn't so great, the feeling of regret lingers and it doesn't feel great.
I was deciding between SM (and new girl Amy at Crystal's caught my attention) and your usual traditional Thai massage, good old therapeutic relief. In this case, I regret not going for the thai massage.
Premises and Reception: Tidy, inviting. Sorted paperwork, all was well. No issues here.
When Amy came in, she looked different to what I pictured. First thing that was asked is if I would like to indulge in any extras (which she then proceed to list). I did not take her up on any based on what I saw and felt. So if any of you expects Amy to exude new therapist charms, look away. She's not new to industry and was from another establishment which she bad mouthed.
Session: Very little body slides initiated. Little to no eye contact. Honestly felt like because I said no to extras, she wasn't happy and this carried through the whole session. Ah yes and no boobie touching included in the base price. So... if you want to have any sort of physical contact (touching her) , it will set you back with all the added costs of extras. At which point honest you might as well go find a full service provider. About 20 mins into the session I was fantasizing about my Thai massage and wishing I had not gone (at least some knots would be sorted
).I don't think this is a chemistry thing. I sincerely think it's the case of not enjoying the art or work of SM. When finishing me off, she yanked so hard I felt like my dick was going to be ripped out lol
haha I have so much regrets as I'm typing this whole thing up.Ratings based on MHO (factoring cost and experience)
Looks: 6/10
Body: 7/10 Well proportioned
Service: 3/10 (I don't know how to rate this objectively but trust I will never return)
Vibes: 3/10
May my next punt be better .......
