Request Ana - German SM on the Kapiti Coast
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Request Ana - German SM on the Kapiti Coast
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I saw Ana when she visited Christchurch about 6 weeks ago.
I was not impressed tbh. It is a tantric service not what you typically expect from a mainstream SM provider. I knew that. It included some light ASMR touch with what I think was a silk sheet.
Massage was on the floor. She usually uses a table (not available while touring) and tried to recreate the well for your head using towels. It didn't really work. She attributed that to me, made a derogatory remark about me ("you have a big nose!") that I didn't find funny.
Massage was topless only. I opted for a couple of extras. I was told in rather blunt terms before beginning that I wasn't to touch her. I was fine with that but she phrased it ("No groping!") in such a way that made me feel awful. For the record I have never and would never "grope" a SWer.
I have had tantric massage before. I wasn't expecting body slides, mutual touch, or the like, as that is not part of the tantric experience. Based on other tantric experiences it didn't meet my expectations.
In practical terms booking was via email with confirmation same.
Obviously I am not a fan.
I was not impressed tbh. It is a tantric service not what you typically expect from a mainstream SM provider. I knew that. It included some light ASMR touch with what I think was a silk sheet.
Massage was on the floor. She usually uses a table (not available while touring) and tried to recreate the well for your head using towels. It didn't really work. She attributed that to me, made a derogatory remark about me ("you have a big nose!") that I didn't find funny.
Massage was topless only. I opted for a couple of extras. I was told in rather blunt terms before beginning that I wasn't to touch her. I was fine with that but she phrased it ("No groping!") in such a way that made me feel awful. For the record I have never and would never "grope" a SWer.
I have had tantric massage before. I wasn't expecting body slides, mutual touch, or the like, as that is not part of the tantric experience. Based on other tantric experiences it didn't meet my expectations.
In practical terms booking was via email with confirmation same.
Obviously I am not a fan.
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@Play_It_Again_Sam Yikes sounds a bit rough..
All my visits have been to Ana’s cosy incall even with a fire going in winter.
I’ve rarely booked straight SM and when I have they are prior to a FS booking.
First SM with Ana was on table I knew was topless only before booking. She brought up the no touching early and firmly I can’t remember the words used.
The last two have been a mix with Tantric on the floor/matress. luckily due to physio I’m use to working around my big nose getting in the way with towels.
My last one she remembered I found one of the positions awkward previously so had come up with a way round it.
I’ve learnt to trust their judgement each session is different. I just discuss with them what I enjoyed the most from each and they keep evolving.
Was hoping they wouldn’t turn up in the forums
. What she provides doesn’t match whats normally reviewed in here.
Not sure if others are the similar but switching of and not thinking is a big part of why I book. Just been in the moment no work or life problems for a couple of hours. Ana does this well for me.
Sex and alcohol are two things that do this one’s a bit healthier than the other.
All my visits have been to Ana’s cosy incall even with a fire going in winter.
I’ve rarely booked straight SM and when I have they are prior to a FS booking.
First SM with Ana was on table I knew was topless only before booking. She brought up the no touching early and firmly I can’t remember the words used.
The last two have been a mix with Tantric on the floor/matress. luckily due to physio I’m use to working around my big nose getting in the way with towels.
My last one she remembered I found one of the positions awkward previously so had come up with a way round it.
I’ve learnt to trust their judgement each session is different. I just discuss with them what I enjoyed the most from each and they keep evolving.
Was hoping they wouldn’t turn up in the forums
. What she provides doesn’t match whats normally reviewed in here.Not sure if others are the similar but switching of and not thinking is a big part of why I book. Just been in the moment no work or life problems for a couple of hours. Ana does this well for me.
Sex and alcohol are two things that do this
one’s a bit healthier than the other.
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Sad. Maybe it's a German thing. I've found Sasha's SM experience at the Apartment to be like that. 69 and mutual oral and kissing was paid for as extras but boy I strained my neck trying to reach her pussy. When I mentioned that to her she barely moved. When I asked her if she could lie down and I can easily eat her out, she just snapped NO! I won't lie down! I instantly shrank
to which she made up with a shoddy HJ and somehow made me cum. For $350 it was a no return experience. Stuff, strict, overly calculated and robotic.
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The impression I got is that Ana delivers her service and the punter receives it passively.
Any suggestion that I might want to engage with her - in any way - seemed completely off limits. It felt akin to attending a medical appointment (seriously).
If you are happy to leave the service to her judgement and have that "evolve" over a number of sessions then that only works as a local regular.
If you are a touring provider then in my opinion each booking has to stand on its merits.
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I had a good read of her website...Ana’s style seems to follow a more traditional tantric approach, where she guides the flow rather than making it highly interactive. For some, that can feel deeply relaxing; for others, especially one-off bookings, it might feel a bit distant.
Your point about touring providers making each session stand on its own makes sense. It’s a good reminder for anyone considering a booking to check that the style matches what they’re looking for.
Yeah you nailed it there. It’s all about receiving which is completely different to every other booking I’ve had. I may have struggled a little if booking had been shorter might not of got to the stage of settling into it.
Don’t get me wrong I really enjoyed the first booking. It was my first time on a massage table for anything other than medical treatment. Not completely sold on massage tables.
Yip makes a difference been local with the option of building on each session. Like the surprise factor I get by not being too prescriptive. Also I don’t know all my likes yet so have found more.
Definitely have a read pretty professional comms so emailing to discuss was easy.
I needed something different at the time and just gone on from there. Been able to email makes it easier to discuss options from their website.
Been a couple of months but I have a session coming up. Undecided whether to keep building on previous or try a Give & Receive session (massage swap training).
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sure I’m ready for it but need to up my massage game!! I was proud of my below average rating but I got down graded to terrible by a SWer recently .
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Hey, terrible just means there’s nowhere to go but up!
A Give & Receive swap does sound like fun, though maybe I’ll start with baby steps first… get some practice in, then one day I’ll actually be worth swapping with 
.I had a good read of her website. I’m quite intrigued by what she offers and by her as a person. I think I’ll pull the trigger (so to speak) and book for one of the personalised sessions (but perhaps not the massage swap just yet). If nothing else, it’ll be a lovely drive over Transmission Gully. Appreciate the insights, mate!
Are you sure when she said you had a big nose that you didn't mishear it, with the accent and all?
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I do have a big nose. I dont want to be told that and no other sex worker has said that in 40 years. Her accent is not that pronounced.
Begs the question though, what would it have been? A big boner? A big hose?
God this is becoming pythonesque. Any moment now Michael Palin is going to threaten Eric Idle ("who you calling big nose!!") and some bystanders wife is getting punched.
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No she doesn't offer FS
