Any review on Joice?
Any review on Joice?
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Upperhuttlad
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Any updates lads
Ok, here we go.....I definitely took one of the team on this one
Provider: Joice (Escortify)
Location: Wellington
Service: VIP Option
Duration: 37 mins (of a 60 min booking)
Booking & Communication:
I contacted Joice via the number on her Escortify ad. She offered two tiers: FS (Full Service) or a VIP option. The VIP sounded like the better treat, so I went with that. I had to shift my booking time a few hours before the meet, and she was very accommodating and professional about the change.
The location is a complex with several ground-level units. Logistics-wise, you wait by the road until she messages you to come through the gate. Navigating to the unit means passing by some residential neighbors, but being ground level makes it easy to find.
She opened the door with a warm "Honey, come in!" and that "Honey" stayed a constant throughout the whole session. Regarding the "Photo vs. Reality" check: she definitely looks good and has a great presence, though I found it a bit hard to verify if the photos were a perfect match.
Once inside, I was offered a shower to start. The room was okayish, though the bed was still a bit messy from a previous session. I was handed a small towel and headed back to the room. Joice started with the massage portion of the VIP package, but it wasn't the greatest. The technique felt all over the place, and just as I was wondering when it would end, out came a massage gun. If my body was a racing circuit, that gun did about five laps at top speed—it felt more mechanical than relaxing.
After the massage, I was asked to turn over and the protection went on. For a VIP price, the BJ was nothing special. When we moved to the FS, things got awkward. She repeatedly said "Too big, too big," which actually caused me to lose motivation. We tried a couple of positions, but I felt very rushed. She kept repeating the word "Cum" like she was on a timer.
She transitioned to a HJ to finish, but the technique was very rough—I honestly felt like she was going to pull the poor boy off. The "Honey, big cum" talk at that stage just turned me off completely. I managed a bit of a finish, the protection came off, and I was immediately told "Time’s up."
The Verdict:
I checked my phone as I left and realized the whole experience only lasted 37 minutes. For a VIP-rated session, getting a rushed, rough finish and losing over 20 minutes of time is not a good look.
Pros: Friendly greeting, accommodating with time changes, easy access.
Cons: Messy bed, poor massage, rough technique, very rushed ending.
Would I Return? No. There are better GFE/VIP options in Wellington for that price.
Provider: Joice (Escortify)
Location: Wellington
Service: VIP Option
Duration: 37 mins (of a 60 min booking)
Booking & Communication:
I contacted Joice via the number on her Escortify ad. She offered two tiers: FS (Full Service) or a VIP option. The VIP sounded like the better treat, so I went with that. I had to shift my booking time a few hours before the meet, and she was very accommodating and professional about the change.
The location is a complex with several ground-level units. Logistics-wise, you wait by the road until she messages you to come through the gate. Navigating to the unit means passing by some residential neighbors, but being ground level makes it easy to find.
She opened the door with a warm "Honey, come in!" and that "Honey" stayed a constant throughout the whole session. Regarding the "Photo vs. Reality" check: she definitely looks good and has a great presence, though I found it a bit hard to verify if the photos were a perfect match.
Once inside, I was offered a shower to start. The room was okayish, though the bed was still a bit messy from a previous session. I was handed a small towel and headed back to the room. Joice started with the massage portion of the VIP package, but it wasn't the greatest. The technique felt all over the place, and just as I was wondering when it would end, out came a massage gun. If my body was a racing circuit, that gun did about five laps at top speed—it felt more mechanical than relaxing.
After the massage, I was asked to turn over and the protection went on. For a VIP price, the BJ was nothing special. When we moved to the FS, things got awkward. She repeatedly said "Too big, too big," which actually caused me to lose motivation. We tried a couple of positions, but I felt very rushed. She kept repeating the word "Cum" like she was on a timer.
She transitioned to a HJ to finish, but the technique was very rough—I honestly felt like she was going to pull the poor boy off. The "Honey, big cum" talk at that stage just turned me off completely. I managed a bit of a finish, the protection came off, and I was immediately told "Time’s up."
The Verdict:
I checked my phone as I left and realized the whole experience only lasted 37 minutes. For a VIP-rated session, getting a rushed, rough finish and losing over 20 minutes of time is not a good look.
Pros: Friendly greeting, accommodating with time changes, easy access.
Cons: Messy bed, poor massage, rough technique, very rushed ending.
Would I Return? No. There are better GFE/VIP options in Wellington for that price.
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Damn that sounds really rough. Thanks for taking one for the team. Hopefully your next booking is a lot more enjoyable.
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Way to go dude, you took one for the team and provided intel. Appreciated as those photos are quite a draw card.
Sorry it wasn't particularly good. Sucks when that happens, especially the very weird finishing instructions
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