Danica Summers review

- Jan 31, 2025
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From reading online, Danica ticked every box for me so I was quite enthusiastic about seeing her. But, TLDR I wouldn't see her again. 2/5.
Pros:
- her body is just as stupidly hot as her photos, probably even more so.
- her accent is delightful, as is her laugh, and general vibe.
- good chat
Cons:
- Her listed age is 25, which feels like me saying my cock is 12" and hot women drop their pants whenever I walk into a room. We both want them to be true, but only the part about my cock is. If I had to guess, she's 34-38. Her face is probably the thing that is the biggest letdown.
- the fake moaning. god damn, I hadn't encountered this in a while, but it was so distracting I was losing wood.
- for me, a turnoff is the whole dumb blonde schtick. whether it was on purpose or real is anyone's guess.