Gifts to WG's
Gifts to WG's
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I don't know how common it is, but I very rarely go to a booking without a little something extra.
On a first visit, most often it's a punnet of some sort of berries. Sweet, healthy and not "too much" that might worry her about what you might be expecting in return.
On a first visit, most often it's a punnet of some sort of berries. Sweet, healthy and not "too much" that might worry her about what you might be expecting in return.
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The question I always ask myself is "will she use it?"
I don't usually take anything the first time, but @Harry H has a good suggestion. Something like berries or chocolate they will probably like and in any case they can always share if they don't eat it themselves.
For regulars who I know drink, I take them some wine. The name and/or picture can be a little warm-up joke: Seduction, Fickle Mistress, etc...
When Michelle was here two years ago, I settled on a particular mid-range wine with a memorable picture. When I saw her at Pillow Talk Petone in January, I took a bottle and both she and Helen remembered sharing bottles together, so that was a win.
Not exactly a gift, but with the Asian girls, especially with the upcoming New Year, get some red envelopes from an Asian supermarket and put the cash in one of those.
Most of all, listen. When I first saw Ruby in December she mentioned she liked dark chocolate, and she kidded about how we were "China Girl, Kiwi Boy" (I'm sure she said that to all the Kiwi boys, but it was still good fun). So, the second (and sadly final) time I visited, I took her some dark chocolate and a Kiwi key ring, which she thought was hilarious.
I don't usually take anything the first time, but @Harry H has a good suggestion. Something like berries or chocolate they will probably like and in any case they can always share if they don't eat it themselves.
For regulars who I know drink, I take them some wine. The name and/or picture can be a little warm-up joke: Seduction, Fickle Mistress, etc...
When Michelle was here two years ago, I settled on a particular mid-range wine with a memorable picture. When I saw her at Pillow Talk Petone in January, I took a bottle and both she and Helen remembered sharing bottles together, so that was a win.
Not exactly a gift, but with the Asian girls, especially with the upcoming New Year, get some red envelopes from an Asian supermarket and put the cash in one of those.
Most of all, listen. When I first saw Ruby in December she mentioned she liked dark chocolate, and she kidded about how we were "China Girl, Kiwi Boy" (I'm sure she said that to all the Kiwi boys, but it was still good fun). So, the second (and sadly final) time I visited, I took her some dark chocolate and a Kiwi key ring, which she thought was hilarious.
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Do what you want, you don’t have to. If you don’t expect anything in return you won’t get disappointed. .
Longer bookings I usually try to take something for during or after.
Also gifts can be more discreet than cash as a tip.
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best recommendation do the opposite of what I do 
Longer bookings I usually try to take something for during or after.
Also gifts can be more discreet than cash as a tip.
ps I am shit with
best recommendation do the opposite of what I do 
A lot of ads say of gifts something along the lines of "Never expected, always appreciated", which is nice.
I've given gifts to regulars occasionally, something I know they'll find useful based on past conversations, but I like the idea of berries!
In short OP: yes, yes, yes. Flowers are best.
In the morning before a first booking with a WG, I’ll spend a relaxing time at the local florist selecting a perfect bunch of mid-red coloured carnations. A bunch of 6 is good I find.
An hour before the booking I’ll shower and exfoliate thoroughly at home - paying careful attention to my rear end and associated accoutrements. I affix the stems of the carnations into and along the valley of my newly readied buttock crevice - flowers at the top. Top tip: Use florist tape to ensure the posie stays in place en route. Mirrors are your friend to get the right arrangement.
I then step into my pants carefully locking all into place.
Travel to the rendezvous point can be hazardous - so be careful there. Standing on the bus is best. Bicycles are not recommended.
At the session I ready myself on the bed after the girl steps out of the room. Often, when the girl comes back in and finds me lying naked and face down displaying my floral gift, she may utter the words “What the actual fuck??!!”
I take that as a good sign and It’s often the prelude to a wonderful session as my floral scent fills the room. But not always - so pick your girl and carnations carefully OP.
In the morning before a first booking with a WG, I’ll spend a relaxing time at the local florist selecting a perfect bunch of mid-red coloured carnations. A bunch of 6 is good I find.
An hour before the booking I’ll shower and exfoliate thoroughly at home - paying careful attention to my rear end and associated accoutrements. I affix the stems of the carnations into and along the valley of my newly readied buttock crevice - flowers at the top. Top tip: Use florist tape to ensure the posie stays in place en route. Mirrors are your friend to get the right arrangement.
I then step into my pants carefully locking all into place.
Travel to the rendezvous point can be hazardous - so be careful there. Standing on the bus is best. Bicycles are not recommended.
At the session I ready myself on the bed after the girl steps out of the room. Often, when the girl comes back in and finds me lying naked and face down displaying my floral gift, she may utter the words “What the actual fuck??!!”
I take that as a good sign and It’s often the prelude to a wonderful session as my floral scent fills the room. But not always - so pick your girl and carnations carefully OP.
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Wow what a stud, I bet the ladies can't keep there hands of you. You probably could have booked a punt by the time you finished writing the flowers tip.
Haha. True. Maybe the PMs will flow in to me now mate
. I won’t hold my breath though. I forgot to mention that roses are not ideal. Thorns are not our friends boys.
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It was an slightly entertaining read. If you write like this I look forward to a review from you. It can be a gift from you to the forum.
If your inbox gets flooded with pms let me know. And I will take some notes down for the future. Flowers are not my area of expertise.
I’ve done a few. I’m more focussed on games and entertainment now though.
