Has anyone seen Alice?
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Has anyone seen Alice?
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That's a bait and switch ad we used to have up in Auckland. Book that and you will get a random old Chinese Aunty. So be prepared to walk. But you never know on a rare occasion you might get a younger attractive Chinese girl. It's kind of like playing Russian roulette but 5/6 of the gun's chambers are loaded.
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I always get tempted by those ads of the girl in Mongolian costumes, tribal outfits, etc.
But not once have I turned up to the booking and had the chance to live out my captain cook role play fantasy.
But not once have I turned up to the booking and had the chance to live out my captain cook role play fantasy.
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The chance of turning up and meeting a girl straight from the Mongolian plains is pretty slim. Somehow they keep sucking us in
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Seen her recently–total bait and switch! I should have listened to the advice from @JohnnyPunter that I would likely get a random old Chinese Aunty. She looks nothing like her photos. Honestly, she’s more like over 40 than 26. And the mummy tummy was such a big bulge. I should’ve just walked out, but I was scared some local Westie boys might show up and rough me up. Plus, the little guy in me was desperate and I lost the battle of wills.
While doing ***–she kept rinsing with mouthwash and spitting out into a waste bin. Like, what was going on there? And that’s after I just had a shower in front of her! Very weird experience and definitely not worth the long trip.
While doing ***–she kept rinsing with mouthwash and spitting out into a waste bin. Like, what was going on there? And that’s after I just had a shower in front of her! Very weird experience and definitely not worth the long trip.
