Why so bitter my dude?
I could understand the attitude if you were coming on and saying that you'd seen one or both of the SWs in question and your experience varied drastically from the two reviews.
But you weren't refuting anything, you're just trying to say that the SWs spent valuable time creating false accounts (for a website that they either don't know exists, or don't give a fuck about), then took even more time, that they could be using to earn money, to type out a couple of reviews.
And all of this without a shred of evidence.
Or is your evidence just that the two reviwers weren't vulgar and crass enough for your taste so they couldn't possibly be blokes.
Newsflash hotshot, not everybody is an asshole, even anonymously on a forum, even on a website known to have a few toxic people who are about half a step away from being Incels or worse MGTOW types.
Some people are just happy that they did a thing, they enjoyed it, and want to say something about it.
Either come up with concrete evidence of your hypothesis, or shut up with all the stupid negativity and let the lads enjoy their moment.
Geez man, you must be an absolute joy for an SW when you show up to a booking.
OP, and other poster, I'm glad that you had an enjoyable time.
might have to take the leap 
