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Johnny punter needs a life

Haha love it, this is why i keep coming back to this forum!

This forum would be boring as fuck without us punters writing real reviews and experiences we encounter.
 
From puberty, us males are biologically programmed to spend the rest of our life roaming the world seeking out as many females as we can who are willing to relief us of our sperm (which our balls are pumping out daily by the millions).

Few males are actually able to adequately fulfill this instinct, and have to resort to alternate less desirable options to unload their sperm. Johnny is not one of them.

Who needs a life if you got one lke Johnny's?
 
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Nonsense if this isn't a proper review what is ? Eagerly awaiting Old Amy's review of JP

In the meantime this will suffice

Old Amy
" Aaaaaah eee Young Johnny Punter visited meeeee..... , Super Sexy Amyeeeeee..... , baaaa hock whata disappoint mint soooooooo small , not last long leave earleee baaaaaa , not worth meee.... golden piss...... "
 
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We do have some resident working girls on here. Natasha has been particularly helpful giving us solid advice at times. You're always free to engage with them and ask them for advice.

At times we have had others like agents and brothel managers etc that just try and push you towards their agency so they can take your money or working girls who just recommend themselves or their friends. I'm not sure how helpful they are really going to be in giving genuine advice and recommendations as there is a strong motivation behind it.
 
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Don’t have a list as such down too a couple and only book every couple of months. Plus most I do or would see again don’t advertise much or at all now.

I haven’t meet any SW that were shit so haven’t needed to send out a warning.

Do a review if enjoyable bookings. Most I have seen aren’t interested, some don't even want to know if they turn up in a review or request.
 
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